M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

I will find how to bring this people back first before there parent kill me off and then all the money i use for expenses you are going to pay me back because i ack acording to how you insructed then you will know that is not all africa citizen you can play game with there inteligent.

Okay, that one's from an earlier email, but for some reason I thought of Bill the Cat when I read it.

I would just like to mention that S1mba Saf4ri has got to be the most unreliable safari outfit in existence. How they stay in business is beyond my understanding. Very Happy

Very nicely done!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:57 pm

I hope you can make it up to Mrs. 1ris, and get the models back on track in their careers. Their futures looked so promising. Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:11 pm

I still want that shirt.... maybe as a sign of good faith she'll send it to me?

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:48 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

I would just like to mention that S1mba Saf4ri has got to be the most unreliable safari outfit in existence. How they stay in business is beyond my understanding. Very Happy

@Jayhawk - its because the mugus absolutely love us, and we give them more fun than they can ever have in their dingy little cybercafes.... Laughing

@M00sies - Don't forget, that we also have established locations in: Cameroon, Liberia, Gambia, Guinea and Nigeria, and you arw welcome to use any of those venues for your next auditions..... Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:43 pm

I think Peter has had a few rough days. See what you think after reading this latest email from him.

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,
I want to tell you that i survived the stress tyou ands you Company put me through for six (6) days. Is quite unfortunate that things turned out this way, only God knows that I have followed you with all my sincerity, but I don't know why you are paying me back my sincerity with wickedness.

But anyway, thata is not the point, the fact is I returned with empty handedness, I could'nt pay the bills for the hotel I stayed in Benin and they have to ceased my loggage simply because I could'nt meet up with the payment of the bills.

Secondly I was starved all through my stay in benin and thirdly I sold mobile phone and my Gold necklace, bracelet which I use to pay transport fairs back to my home, right now I feel so stressed up and very weak too over the way you treated me, what have I done wrong to deserved this?

I beg you in the name of God, kindly send me money to put myself together and to have my things brought back from Benin. I do not want argument about this, I want you to understand that I am down at the moment, I don't want to write all what I passed through because is not going to help matters. All I want is to have it fixed.

I prefer the Western Union Money Transfer, and below are my details:
Reciever's Name: 1sebaga Peter
Place of Sent:
Sender's Name:
Amount Sent:
Text Question
Text Answer

I will need a scan copy of the payment informations, I want you to undertand that I can do the service you required and employed me for, that is why I accepted this Offer, but I don't know why you decided to treat me unjustly.

Best regards
Peter

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:26 pm

Poor Pitiful Peter wrote:

i survived the stress tyou ands you Company put me through for six (6) days.

He wants to be sure you know it was six days. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:42 pm

Don´t we have a bonus for "stress days"? Thousand (1000) words minimum?

I´m so glad Peter turned up again Laughing

and more surprised that he is not even angry, he doesn´t even want to argue about money, right?

Next show in Nigeria, perhaps?

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:13 pm

Peter is stupid, the money is waiting at the bank.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:59 pm

PMs on this and the scambaiter.info - forum (a German scambaiting and - education forum, they also had the modeling modality a while ago, that´s why I studied their modalities there). it seems I have won two people at least to help me with the ASEMing and lad recruiting work. Apart from that, expecting a lot of creative input from there.

At the moment, I am trying to collect ideas, and, most of all, more mugus Smile

Also trying to simplify my initial scripts. Too much text, too little love. The answerphone message is in the work Very Happy

yeah!

Judging from what might be the outcome (i.e. rate of reply that we ge together with a few more hands helping in the early stages of catching lads), I think all the other characters at MM will become very very busy people Smile

Could we possibly exchange "Raspusia"? Wink

Or is it encouraging for handsome lads like Dan to see a real show girl? Very Happy

Am I pushing too far? Put the brakes on me if I do Smile

At the moment things are running really well Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:05 pm

^^^ Frumpy, speaking as one third of the current MM staff, I find it slightly disturbing that I didn't have the first effing clue what any of your message was about.

I guess I didn't get the memos, yeah?

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:22 pm

I think we were talking quite a while yesterday, the three of us, about it and that I was asking some people for advice whom I knew did a similar thing not too long ago. You were distracted?
EDIT I think that´s been sorted out now.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 80

What happens when the International Modelers Union starts emailing your models to make sure your are on the up and up.
I hear they offer a $100,000 reward for info. Lots of form to fill out to get the reward and the person making the report has to travel to Goma Congo to get the money.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:20 pm

Hi and welcome Very Happy

Nice idea but at the moment it seems the lads are getting enough attention - the trouble is that we are beginning to lack promising lads. Any good idea for that fix? Wink

(I asem like a madman but the 419baiter list has been discontinued...)
[You do not happen to have access to the member emails list of the Lads´ Union?] Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 80

^^^^ no lad list sorry.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:14 am

I finally read this. Brilliant!

Thumbs up

AWESOME WORK! Hahahah, I LMAO reading this! I love the coordination! Well done!

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:31 am

I wish I was coordinated today... Left my USB key at home, no downloading the macarena until tomorrow. oooops SORRY

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:13 am

Alice is in a fightin' mood today!

Subject: Jack I am a KRISHINA

Ladette wrote:

You know what you are doing but you did not knopw whom you are doing it with. The battle line has been drawn physically by you spiritually by me. I am a KRISHINA

Um... okay?

I'll offer a little sympathy to show I'm not a cruel heartless monster about her situation...

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

Please accept my biggest sympathies. I did not know that you had a medical condition. Perhaps that explains why you missed our bus both times? If so then you should have told me earlier and we could have arranged things to cater for your special needs. I had a friend back in college who also suffered with krishina, and so I have an idea of what your life must be like. If only you had said something last week!

How are you, anyway? I hope you don't let this medical condition get you down and depressed. That's the key to a long-term chronic illness... keep your spirits up and don't let the thing make you any worse through being miserable.

Keep on fighting, Alice!

regards,

Jack

P.S. Have you picked up your expenses yet?

Edit to add her reply:

Ladette wrote:

Jack, if you don't know what I mean ask your spirituallist.

Hmm. She didn't rise to the prodding. How boring!

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

Thank you for the suggestion to visit a spiritualist.

However, as I mentioned in my last email, I am quite aware of what krishina involves. My best friend back in college suffered from that illness and he told me all about the different ways it affected him. You have my deepest sympathy but also my deepest respect for being able to travel all that distance while coping with such a disease. You are a very brave woman, Alice, and my admiration for you grows each time you write an email to me.

respect,

Jack.

P.S. I've checked with the accounts department and it appears you haven't picked up your expenses. I hope there isn't a problem for you doing that. Let me know.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:49 pm

today, from P3ter to 3mily

Quote:

accHello 3milly,
Below is the mail I send to Jack yesterday and I want the money to be sent to me like this:

Hello Jack/3milly,
I want to tell you that i survived the stress tyou ands you Company put me through for six (6) days. Is quite unfortunate that things turned out this way, only God knows that I have followed you with all my sincerity, but I don't know why you are paying me back my sincerity with wickedness.

But anyway, thata is not the point, the fact is I returned with empty handedness, I could'nt pay the bills for the hotel I stayed in Benin and they have to ceased my loggage simply because I could'nt meet up with the payment of the bills.

Secondly I was starved all through my stay in benin and thirdly I sold mobile phone and my Gold necklace, bracelet which I use to pay transport fairs back to my home, right now I feel so stressed up and very weak too over the way you treated me, what have I done wrong to deserved this?

I beg you in the name of God, kindly send me money to put myself together and to have my things brought back from Benin. I do not want argument about this, I want you to understand that I am down at the moment, I don't want to write all what I passed through because is not going to help matters. All I want is to have it fixed.

I prefer the Western Union Money Transfer, and below are my details:
Reciever's Name: Iseb@ga Peter
Place of Sent:
Sender's Name:
Amount Sent:
Text Question
Text Answer

I will need a scan copy of the payment informations, I want you to undertand that I can do the service you required and employed me for, that is why I accepted this Offer, but I don't know why you decided to treat me unjustly.

Best regards

and from ldris

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Emily or what did you call yourself, I know more than you, if you like assume 1million offfices in claim of existance it is robbish before me. If you don't know I made an extensive enquiry in Benin concerning all your claims.
If you are not so ignorant or stupid you will notice the inconsistance in your various communications to me. Did you know the relationship between Pedj@ri and Grand P0po. People are doing good business out there and modelling is without exemption, why do you set up your own to frustrate innocent people who seek geniune business relationship.
I believe my work-file and profile is still with you and going through them you will understand that I don't deserve your selfish attitude.
I repeat, send back my money through money gram or you will definitly regret doing this, in the spirot world distance is not a barrier if you don't know, I am telling you all this so that you will know that I am prepared to follow you to doom and I want you to be prepared as well, I will surely bring you to confession if you like belong to the highest cult on earth as far as you continue to use your email accounts, you will know that not everybody you can play and go scot free.
If you are wise you would have asked me my religion.

she is not very happy. Laughing

emily replies to the lazy moo

Quote:

Dear Miss Idris

I find your email troubling, if I understand you correctly, it appears you are threatening me? As I stated in many emails prior to this one, the troubles with the Slmba camp in Benin were an unfortunate event and we have apologised profusely for this.

I do not understand your problem with collecting the money we transfered to you, we did exactly as we promised and to be honest, you are being lazy. The money we promised is siting in the bank and you are sending me threatening emails demanding we transfer money through moneygram. i must ask this question, have you gone mad?

Your money troubles are your fault not ours, the money is there.

Emily

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:15 pm

Excellent rant and threats of eternal spiritual payback! Ask her what religion she is, as she's hinting at something. Explore her evil spiritual realms...ooooo, she will follow you to doom! Laughing

edit: then, get out the Satan Soundboard on her!

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:09 pm

^^^ she just isn't giving up.

i see her heading toward an email containing some not too pleasant statements, just need to throw a few more straws onto the camels back. Wink

emily sends this to P3ter

Quote:

Mr P3ter

Thank you for your email. I am having troubles understanding your request. You do not want to collect the money at the bank and want us to send your payment by wetern union? I have never heard such silliness.

Our company does not send money through western union, that is a truly odd request. I suggest your only other option would be to request we do a direct account transfer. we would need your account details and I will advise that a transfer to your personal account might take a few days.

I am truly confused by this and to be honest, never has anyone requested such a thing.

3mily

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:48 pm

That should bust her hump!

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:16 pm

on no, what have I done?

from Alice ldris

Quote:

As you have said it madness will never depart from your lineage as from you. Opening this message brings you into convenant with the spirit in control of madness and let us see how your life will be 40 days as from today.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:28 pm

^ if its still raining in 40 days let me know, I'll get the woodworking tools out.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Keep track of the date, and 40 days from now send him an email and tell him that you won $40m in the state lottery, all thanks to his good luck spell. Be sure and send him photos of you standing beside your mansion and luxury automobile.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:17 am

I wonder if I could get Marvinator to knock something up for me, so that I could send Mrs Idris an invoice for her missed shuttle bus connection.... Laughing

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