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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:33 am |
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Madonna has finally heard his call. |
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 Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Nancelot
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 90
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:40 pm |
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I heard that after Kaiser Soze disappeared, he became Gomer. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:59 pm |
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I heard that Kaiser Soze disappeared because of Mr Gomer....  |
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^^^ damn tree hugging hippy.  -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:05 pm |
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God askes permission from Mr Gomer before he lets anyone into heaven or sends then to Hell   |
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Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday  |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:31 pm |
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The good Lord giveth, but Gomer taketh away |
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Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Some say he has changed sex -  - but no one knows what he was to start with.
Any baiter can be Mr G0mer - you just have to be evil enough.
Can you fill his boots - before he fills yours ?
Lads love him - but not for long. When they put a price on his head - he even managed to collect that money too. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:41 pm |
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I hear he's also a pervert bastard that calls lads at odd hours, then lures them to their demise like a baritone-voiced siren. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
  x15 (some survived) x280  
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated  |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:13 am |
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When Mr Gomer goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mr Gomered
Mr Gomer gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Mr Gomer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mr Gomers calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Mr Gomer.
Mr Gomer can speak Braille.
Mr Gomer owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a
Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and
a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Mr Gomer sleeps with a night light. Not because Mr Gomer is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mr Gomer.
Mr Gomer doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Mr Gomers leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.
Mr Gomer is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never farks up.
When Mr Gomer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Mr Gomer doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." |
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2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
  
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:13 pm |
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(hehe, gotta love that Chuck Norris site  )
There is no 'ctrl' button on Mr. Gomer's computer. Mr. Gomer is always in control.
Mr. Gomer knows the last digit of pi.
Mr. Gomer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Mr. Gomer had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
If you have five dollars and Mr. Gomer has five dollars, Mr. Gomer has more money than you because he has your money
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mr. Gomer |
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--BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - Mu$@ H0us3
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:12 am |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:17 am |
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There is only one human who ever survived one of his attacks...ask G´Pyle where he got that scar from on his forehead.
Six baiters (actually seven) know more personal details about Mr. G0mer...we have to find them and destroy their memories. Help us!
Join Dumbledore´s Army immediately ok. There´s just one horcrux, err, fee left to pay. Be a hero! Expelliamus! |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials  Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 --    |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:26 am |
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He was personally responsible for a conflagration that destroyed a chicken ranch.PETA has a price on his head. |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:30 pm |
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Mr. Gomer counted to infinity - twice. That's how much money he has chopped
Mr. Gomer sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled dolla chopping ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mr. Gomer roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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--BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - Mu$@ H0us3
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Why was I not invited to Usman Bello's retirement party??? |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
 
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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