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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Pastor Frank
1 I feel sorry for you, Reagan? what was he like, did he run on batteries
2 Doesn't sound like fun, but you seem to be proud of it
3 ? so that's not in your normal job description.
It must be 2 as that article would give away your real ID, I'm just too lazy to look it up |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:19 pm |
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Cyanide smells but not everyone can smell it, depends on genetics
Porpoises are found in coastal waters around the UK, occasionally they get stranded like whales or dolphins.
In the early 80s there were no organisations to help rescue them, so anyone who cared to brave the cold water was left to their own devices
@ Pastor Frank oooh hard choices
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:28 pm |
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How long do we wait before revealing the answer? |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:02 am |
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24 hours as some just went to bed and others are waking up, I'm one of the few that's directly wired into the internet during the winter |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:35 am |
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I'll have a go as well:
1. I have almost no sense of smell
2. I met Kylie Minogue when I was 8.
3. My Grandfather invented anti-scratch coating on sunglasses and sold it to OPSM. |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:40 am |
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Reaper
3. My Grandfather invented anti-scratch coating on sunglasses and sold it to OPSM.
Pastor frank
1 I think
and here are a few from me
1) I written a book for a joke and it has been translated into 14 languages ( including an audio book in morse code )
the bit in the front about the author was written by one of the worlds best selling authors.
2) my job in about 1982 was Keeping life OFF Mars
3) I like climbing to the top of churches and other tall buildings |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:33 am |
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Reaper, No. 1; Streaded, No. 2.
My try:
1. I once shot a workmate's jeans full of holes with three different automatic weapons.
2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.
3. A girlfriend and I were once caught in flagrante by one of her children. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:47 am |
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Do we get a prize for fooling the most people? Number 1 and 3 are true in my revelations. It is number 2 that is false.
When I was working for the Minnehaha County Library I set up library service to the county jail. I received an award for establishing this service. However, in order to receive my award I had to attend the banquet which I had to pay for my own banquet ticket. So I wrote a check to the County Sheriff and forgot to put it down in my check register. Two weeks later I moved to another community for a better paying job. I closed out my checking account thinking all my checks had cleared. Nope! The check to the Sheriff bounced to the moon. As a joke he had the sheriff in my new county come knocking on my door. Boy did I feel like a fool. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:45 pm |
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Sorry I'm already having trouble keeping track of my lads and the lies I tell them, trying to figure out whose turn it is and what's true here is just too much, I'll pass, but it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who runs into weird problems |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:10 pm |
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Gawd, I've lost track of the ones so far...
So I'll do what I normally do in times of confusion and just add to it
1. One of my very closest friends has walked through Heathrow Airport security with an AK47 and plastic explosives... neither of which were picked up by the security devices.
2. My hair is long enough to sit on.
3. As a student, my fellow engineering students dismantled a lecturer's car, transported the parts between them in the elevator, and re-assembled it on the roof of the educational establishment we attended. |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:43 pm |
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^^^^
#3 is false. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:44 pm |
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@ Yastreb
Do you celebrate Nov 5th in Oz ? |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:46 pm |
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Trying to catch up .. but got lost in confusion halfway down the thread...
@Sheila: 3 is false methinks. Some car parts are too big to put in a normal sized elevator, and the average student is too lazy for this sort of pranks. For #2 I'd like to see some proof |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:54 pm |
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I'll fess up now. #1 is BS in mine. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:57 pm |
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I agree with Dutch
1 I have stood in the witness box of number 1 Court the Old Bailey
2 Met the Queen
3 Sailed around Cape Horn with the Merchant Navy |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:03 pm |
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@ Sheila - I think number 2 is false. I have witnessed people dismantling cars and reassembling them else where. It depends on the size of the car.
Special note - funny how we all accept your friend going through security with weapons. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:10 pm |
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I'm really bad at this - haven't gotten a single one right.
So my list will probably be sorted out very quickly.
1 – I once took bagpipe lessons.
2 – My great-grandfather made a pair of handcuffs that were inescapable. When Houdini was having trouble getting out of a pair of handcuffs he asked if my great-grandfather had made them.
3 – Two years ago I sang the National Anthem at an Angels baseball game. They lost the game, sorry to say, but I don’t think my singing had anything to do with it. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Doodle Bug wrote: |
@ Yastreb
Do you celebrate Nov 5th in Oz ? |
No - but I did live in England for a large chunk of my childhood. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:45 pm |
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@ Yastreb
Quote:
2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.
urban myth |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:53 pm |
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@ Titania
Number 2, but would like to think it was true |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:06 pm |
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Doodle Bug wrote: |
@ Yastreb
Quote:
2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.
urban myth |
Actually, it's a blatant lie. The other two are true.
The jeans in question were riddled with bullets from an AK47, a VZ58, and an MP5. And the daughter who walked in at the wrong moment simply said, "Mummy, how could you?" and walked out. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:18 am |
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@ Titania - I also think #2 is the fib, but how cool would that be. Here's mine
1. I once broke a bone falling UP a flight of stairs
2. I won second prize in a craft competition in which I was the only contestant
3. I was hit on by Jellybean Benitez |
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 621
Location: Standing on the edge, looking down
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:49 am |
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^^^^
3, never heard of him/her (so therefore he/she doesn't exist)
here's mine
1. I have been sent to prison
2. I have sent people to prison
3. If I want, I can demand entry to prison at any time |
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:36 am |
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I like all 3 of yours, therefore they must all be true! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:20 am |
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@sSheila, 1. Friend getting through security with an AK and some C4
Eamonn, no 3.
Kacky, 2.
I'll wait till Pg3 to reveal mine. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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