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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:42 pm

3 messages from M1racle :

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date 24 October 2008 18:03
Dear Charles,

We just got your email now. We were expecting that you will give us a call upon your arrival. Our phone numbers are: 94 xxx, 311 xxx.

What a goodnews to hear that you have successfully arrived. Poor us, we shall not be there today cause we get the email late.

However, we shall meet with you at the Le Meridien Chari Hotel on or before 10am tomorrow being Saturday. Could you please let us know your room number and contact phone at the Le Meridien Chari Hotel. It is very important as the hotel is a big hotel in town so we need to know how we can Identify you when we get to the hotel by tomorrow morning.

We hope you understand. You are highly welcome to Chad.

Regards,
Rev.Charles & Rev.Andrew

Do they realise that it is in Abeche?

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date 25 October 2008 07:51
Dear Rev.Charles,

We are still waiting to hearing from you. What is your hotel suit/room number at the Le Meridien Chari? Which name did you used to lodge into the hotel? These information are very important as you did not give us any direct phone line to call and reach you so that you can meet with us at the hotel. Also no picture to identify you as the hotel attendant will be asking us all those quetions.

Please call us urgent on our phone numbers thus: 942xxx or 311xxx so that we can connect with you.

We are waiting to meet with you.

Regards,
Rev.Charles & Rev.Andrew

Don't rush me bois

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date 25 October 2008 10:13
Dear Rev. Charles,

May we know how to identify you when we get to the hotel, this is only what we are asking for, it's very important. Our tel numbers are; 942-2xxx 311-xxx you can call us to give us direction on what to do to locate you when we get there ok.

Waiting for your response.

Rev.Charles & Rev.Andrew

I suppose I'd better reply

tomorrow...

-x'd out phone numbers to protect the guilty. -luckey

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:56 am

^^^ Great stuff! Yes, please get back to them soon. We really pay a lot of attention to them, and are very concerned with how much they like their new country.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:33 pm

What do they do all day? Scam? Beg?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:03 pm

In one phone call, I ask them. He says that they wake up, walk outside and then go to sleep. Then, they repeat. That's what he said. I absolutely love that.

Inspector... can you X out their phone numbers please? I want to keep the do-gooders from tipping them off.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:04 am

wow, its been a rollercoaster ride, its had pain, suffering, humiliation, Isolation, Hunger,illnesses, sleepless nights, requests for salvation, family fall outs, questioning of ones sanity, but I got through all of that and finally read it.
Great one guys.
Ive been itching to add suggestions and comments along the way but I was always way behind. Its been like a book you just cant put down.
I would have been great if the lads could have taken a camera so we could have had pics of the hand and leg etc ! Perhaps this could be worked into another safari ( the lads could be asked to take a camera in order to send back pics of sites to be used for ministries etc) Another benefit would be that on multiple lad safaris pics could be taken by one network and shown to another eg the rev was just here today he missed you buy 3 hours etc.)
BTW put me on the list of baiters who have signed up because of this bait. I have baited a little but I would love to be involved with a safari. At the moment I am a novice and my efforts have been confined to frustrating lads and a few phone calls but this bait has inspired me to go further. I look forward to many more of these in the future.
Cheers

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:11 am

^^^Welcome to Eater, read safe, bait the stickies, etc. Laughing

Oh yeah, as for safaris, they are hard to get sometimes but they are so worth it. Apply for a mentor and read Eater University, there's tons of good information and good people here.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:17 pm

Hi and welcome sonofabeche (great forum name BTW Laughing

(is someone keeping count of names directly related to the Chad bait?)

What SSA said: read mentors, and bait some stickies .. etc ..

Another cloggy, are you? You do realize your forum name will be abbreviated as SOA, don't you? Laughing

(it's the dutch equivalent of VD)

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:29 pm

sonofabeche,

Welcome to the Eater. I love the name by the way. I can't believe that no one here thought of that earlier... that would have been an awesome name for the bait.

Thanks for the kind words also and congrats on making it through the entire 155+ pages of this thing. Frankly, I do not know how people have to time to read all this. Even if I only read what Jojo, Prof and I wrote, it would still take forever.

See you around

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:25 pm

hi, thanks for the welcome all, no, Im from the U.K I just put that from one of my letters because it made me laugh. I need to attribute it the the offender.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:26 pm

I need to put aside a whole Saturday to read this.

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:29 pm

sonofabeche wrote:

hi, thanks for the welcome all, no, Im from the U.K I just put that from one of my letters because it made me laugh. I need to attribute it the the offender.

I already wondered why you were doing so well at English language, and misspelled Netherlands Laughing

@YW/Jojo/S&S: If you guys ever decide to publish the full bait, I suggest you use The Son of Abeche (Adamu's holidays days in Chad) as the title .. it's really priceless ..

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:32 pm

Welcome, sonofabeche.

I think we would probably go with "Chad Boys 2" in honor of BW's movie poster, but it could be "Chad Boys 2 - Son Of Abeche".

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:42 pm

Welcome son. Great name!

Here is the latest from the Miracle Network:

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Dear Edward,

Thanks for your email received. Can you please enlighten us more on what you mean by (If you would rather, these can be personally delivered).

From our own understanding here, if you want it to be a joint venture business with you, we shall welcome that. In that case, we shall send the sample of the original copy of the money to you by DHL, you will do the work, ship it and come down here with the copies of the shipment papers. Upon your arrival here, we shall then pay for the clearing charges here and you will be here to withness the conversion, after the conversion, you will take your own share of the money and we take our own share.

To this effect, the business will be establish and will be a continous business between you and the parties here.

Waiting to hearing from you soonest.
Regards,
Mbai

They are really into this whole money thing. I cannot wait until we get further into this.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:48 pm

^why, in the RW, would they need to send a sample?
couldn't you just take a casual stroll down to the local branch and buy some

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:22 pm

Well, as a printer, I would have to see what the currency actually looks like. That was his suggestion and I think it's great.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Clever dudes Twisted Evil

I guess the whole relocation worked for the better. I can see them moving again in the near future.. like Timbuktu? Razz

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:17 pm

Jojo already has a Timbuktu safari, so I doubt that. I actually like that they live in N'Djamena now. It might come in handy for us later to already have a couple of Reverends stationed there. It helped when we sent Godspower.

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:14 am

A while back an aquaintance working in a hotel in the UK got talking to a couple of visiting lads. They showed him a couple of 'fake' notes they were 'making' that were obviously real. After he told me I thought they had made the scam look unbelievable because the notes were too good.
If the notes had a flaw or two thet they were working on to fix then they might had more success. If you could get hold of a different note and engineer a flaw into it, you could prolong the bait for a long time while you ironed out the snags. Considering these lads like a bit of travel I'd imagine they wouldnt mind going somewhere to pick up the samples.
Any chance you could get them to Goma ?!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 1

I bow down to you guys! 8 hours to read the thread today, I'm hooked!

I used to be a IT security consultant, a job which involved a lot of social enineerin to uncover flaws. I was good at my job. Very good.

You're better Smile

I've never laughed so much in my life, I've never seen justice done in such a beautiful way, and never seen karma this pronounced.

The phrase 'We all want to be in Abeche.. This is not a vacation' made me spit tea all over the cat, who is not impressed.

Best of Luck to all involved, I've signed up just to say this, I shall be having a go on my own Wink

I'm also an ex-graphic designer, so anything I can do to help, I'm in.

Dave

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:57 am

Welcome ruf66 Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:59 am

I've just spent over a week reading this. I'm amazed to get to page 155 and see that the bait is still going! YW, Prof, jojo et al, I stand in awe. With hard work, maybe some day I can be just half the bastard each of you is. So I of course had to register immediately.

The Abeche-need-a-bath bait scores another newb!

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:09 am

Welcome to Eater, SpiderPig.

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:51 pm

Welcome, new people.

Funny you should mention Goma...

Seriously.

Like, really funny.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:29 pm

The mentioning of Goma is absolutely hilarious. Stay tuned over the next several weeks to hopefull see something on that.

Welcome newcomers!

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:59 pm

I've just had a chat with the two Missionaries, they are both fine, I, on the other hand am suffering from a virus that doing the rounds, so my apologies for the coughing.

Reverend-Charles

Now, they said they could get here for 10:00 tomorrow morning right?
So it can't be that far from N'Dj to Abeche?
I wouldn't know, I don't come from round these parts.

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