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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:19 am

For Heaven's sakes, Alice, stop complaining! It's only a photograph!

Ladette wrote:

Dear Jack,

This is indeed a big task for me but I will see what to do to prove myself again. You asked me if I can still make it that if not you will understand, I really don't know how you think about me atimes. Can I go now, what about the people I have involved what about our papers and belonging with the hotel? Only God knows.

I will try to get back to you if I see a solution to this request.

Thanks,
Mrs. Alice

A picture of them in their "special clothe" posing on the streets of Cotonou would be a great photo trophy. Here's hoping!

More comforting words for her...

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

Thank you for replying and also for considering my plan in all seriousness. I really think I can change the mind of those people if I can show them how willing and eager you and your people were to get here. I'll explain to them that it was completely out of anyone's control that you didn't arrive here last night. I hope that with my persuasion and your photographs then they will stay and wait for you to arrive here.

I hope everything else is well with you. Have you seen Peter the Nigerian? I have heard nothing from him and his phone is switched off so I can't call to find out if he's okay. I hope you have some good news about him.

Sincerely,

Jack

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:41 am

And Peter writes!

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,
i appreciate your mail but you must understand that am a stranger in this place things are not okay at the moment, i need to find you poeple is very important, i beleive today surpppose to be the deed day about this meeting how am i going to meet with the workshop and other things about this meeting......

please try and come at the said time, am begging please......

tell me the nature of the shuttle so that when i see it i can easily reconize it.....

i need to find you poeple as quiker and faster as possible.........
Regards,
Peter:

Maybe he can get in on the "special clothe" action? I'll suggest he find Alice and stick with them.

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

I am glad to hear from you! I was quite worried for a while about you.

I have told Alice (the other agent who missed the bus, remember?) that there is a re-scheduled bus that will pick up you and her (and her guests) from the same place and at the same time as yesterday. Please try to find Mrs Alice again and stay with them. It will be easier for the driver to pick you all up if you all stay in one place.

I tried to call you last night a few times but I couldn't get through. Do you have a telephone number there that I can call you on? I feel terrible communicating with you just through emails in this difficult time you must be going through.

Hope to hear from you,

Jack

EDIT: Ooh, he's quick! He replies with this almost instantly...

Lad wrote:

hello,
Please reach me with this number 93xxxxxx,

try and reach me as faster as you can with the above number:

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:49 am

The nature of the shuttle...doesn´t he remember the 55C website? Smile

What´s our plan for him? Besides stalling? Trying to get him to join the Alice in Wonderland group on a photo?

EDIT Phew! After 13 times, finally got through to one : Here is Peter !

http://media.putfile.com/MM_Peter

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:23 am

^^^ Wonderful! "I'm stranded!"

He writes a short reply after the call:

Lad wrote:

ok i will be there, but please tell the driver to locate us at the novotel gate that we are there:

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:49 am

What will be the excuse for today then? Smile

Allce never picks up her sodding phone and while ringing it charges me all the time Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:52 am

Alice sends her "photograph"...

Ladette wrote:

Dear Jack,

I have succeeded in doing the photo. I did not know anything about Peter except yesterday perhaps he will show up today at Novetel and I will tell him you asked after him.

The picture: my consultant me and the BT'R Sports proposal model.

Get back to me immediately. Please, I will come with a member of the hotel management here to be able to pay them as I have told you.

I am even using there internet free based on the stranded nature they see me.

Thanks, waiting for your response.

Mrs. Idris Alice.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:01 am

No EXIF data? And is the girl the same as the bike girl on page 2 (or 3) in this thread? And the guy the same as her "consultant" she sent us (also in this thread)? - I wonder if it´s her...her pics on the application form looked like a magazine cut-out or a worn photo print.

EDIT I would say the above pic shows her....

a) Compare Allce´s features with her image on her application :
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1231587#1231587

b) Is the girl the same as in the bike shots?
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1234070#1234070

c) The "consultant", is he the same as here? I think so...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1240668#1240668

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:09 am

Advice needed! Is that a real photograph (well, scan of a photograph) of the group or not? It's too easy to immediately say "FAKE! NOT THEM!" but there are some similarities that would be very hard to get from a random image stolen from a web page. Opinions, please! (Previous photos of the consultant, left, the model, right, and Alice, middle, can be found earlier in this thread for comparison.)

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:17 am

I send a "thank you" note to let her know her efforts were appreciated.

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

I am overjoyed to see your photograph! I would have accepted something from a cameraphone but it looks like you've gone to a lot of effort to make something of good quality. This is really amazing work, and my faith in your abilities is re-confirmed by this!

I will print out the picture and I will show it to the advertisers in the meeting this afternoon.
Alice, I can't tell you how good and positive this makes me feel!

I have heard from Peter and told him to try to find you so that you all stay together and make it easier for the bus to pick everyone up quickly. Please look out for Peter and let him join your group. You will probably be working with him at some time, anyway, so it'll be good to get to know him now.

Sincerely,

Jack

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:19 am

UPDATE FROM FRANK!

Lad wrote:

Dear Pat,

Am surprise you guys can waste my time and money for nothing and i see why you are doing this because i was in Benin , Cotounu yesterday and i was told by the Le Novotel Orisha attendant that there is no such even and there is no cab to pick any body up, i awaited for so many hours nothing happen.

I ask for the 5imba Safari Camp and they told me is an Animal Zoo, am really dispointed in you guys.

Thanks

Frank

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:21 am

Why is he disappointed? It´s the truth, after all LOL_sign

I do not dare to ask about a Benin IP...? Third hat, or not?

EDIT Sh1t, 82.205.243.47 Nigeria (Ikeja)

Cons for a helmet :
a) No IP Sad

Pros :
a) His Nigerian number was not available yesterday. (Well how can I prove that?)
b) Where could he know all these things if he had not been there?

What shall we do?
Do we have a 75% success rate for 55C or "only" 50 % ?

EDIT Can you please edit the names in your above post?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:20 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

a) Compare Allce´s features with her image on her application :
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1231587#1231587

b) Is the girl the same as in the bike shots?
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1234070#1234070

c) The "consultant", is he the same as here? I think so...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1240668#1240668

I would say they are the same ladies and the same gentleman. Nice special clothes... and a great bait! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:56 pm

i arrive at work and find you two have already done a days work.

very nice job on the photo Thumbs up

I say it 100% real, that is Alice.. also notice the pointy head of her male companion.

and now for todays fun;

obviously the shuttle will not appear (again) so I had a thought.

we provide A1ice (her friends) and P3ter two options

option 1; the shuttle broke down and they need to travel B0hicon to meet the new shuttle

option 2; we have found a man with an airplane to fly them to the Slmba camp but he is located in Grand P0po and does not have a way to collect them.

pat's reply to Mr Fr@nk

Quote:

Mr Frank

I find your recent email quite upsetting. The shuttle waited for you for over 1 hour yesterday and they said you were not there. I also find it odd that you did not meet the other M00seknuckle associates that were awaiting the same shuttle.

In my opinion Frank, you are a liar and never had intentions of coming to our event. I am seriously upset with your attitude and the statements of the hotel attendant. I am sure our hosts here at the Slmba camp will be quite surprised to hear that their fine business was compared to a zoo.

No worries Frank, when we arrive into the office on Monday, your position in the company will be discussed and I can assure you your future is not looking good.

I will tell you this, there is an option to redeem yourself by joining us here, but i doubt you have the intentions to do so.

Pat

a new message from Alice

Quote:

Dear Jack,

Thanks for your efforts also. I am living now to N0votel. I want to be there two hours before time. I hope we will see today by the grace of God.

Remain blessed.

Mrs. ldris

she's living to N0votel? I wonder where she stayed last night?

jack replies

Quote:

Mrs ldris

I have spoken with the Slmba camp coordinator and i was advised that the shuttle is running a bit late but should be there shortly after the scheduled time.

I will keep you advised of any changes and look forward to meeting you later today.

Jack

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:56 pm

"shortly after", lol

I think a complete breakdown at about half the route, in the midst of the pampa, is what we "need" right now Twisted Evil

How about sending the 5lmba plane to Cotonou - tomorrow ?

So they have another night there. Hopefully the next picture of Allce will show here with even less jewelry Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:58 pm

That call was funny. Laughing

I love those matching outfits, too! Nice trophy photo. I hope they have a fun weekend, and you guys, too! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:08 pm

i wonder if i could get her to send me the shirt the guy is wearing?

no worries frumpybb and otterfan, you two can have the dresses Wink

does the guys head look familiar?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:17 pm

Thanks, SlapHappy Very Happy

Need desperately to try to keep up with reading YOUR adventures in full after this nightmare is over! Thumbs up

I would love to end Allce´s trip at Prudentlal Twisted Evil

Accra would be on her normal way home anyway. Can we make her an official MM payment receipt? (I think it´s 17,000 $ since we only see the bike girl as real model.)

I still think she has enough jewelry to wait for another night!

How about 3 flat tyres all at once?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:24 pm

[quote=@ Internationalchrysis - Hi! Yes, it´s a great idea Very Happy

Possibly some Macarena background music and a voice going like
"Thank you for calling MM...(20 seconds of Macarena)...all our lines are currently busy...(20 more seconds)....MM offers you the best service in the woirld...(20 more seconds)...Nokia, Mercedes AND David Beckham can´t be wrong!...(20 more seconds)...your position in the queue is...(30 seconds)...seven..."[/quote]

To quote the ever great Krusty the Klown: "Me rikey velly much!".

To be honest I don't own the macarena, but I'm certain given an hour or two I can find something FAR MORE ANNOYING!!! (you're talking to a guy who owns mickey mouse doing Yankee doodle dandy, Annoying music is a bit of a specialty) Twisted Evil

Though I do think the position in the queue should be more like 17... And don't forget the ever important "Your call is important to us... As well as: "Please be advised that this called may be monitored and/or recorded for quality and training purposes only. If you do not want your call recorded, please advise our customer service representative when your call is connected"... Can anyone tell I've had to deal with Government agencies before???

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:31 pm

Thanks

Well there are some Macarena looooong mixes on the Los Del Rio CD that I´m sure you would not want to listen to twice Smile

Jen Derbender also did some great annoying hotline announcements (for MG and WU).

So does RL teach us baiting or does RL give us more stoic powers to sustain RL? hehehe

@ MGK, do you happen to have a SkypeIn/whatever number to upload it to? We need to think of future enterprises Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:42 pm

a word from the prince

Quote:

Am sorry to say this you people are not serious, how can you expect me to come just like that, if you know that you really want to work with me as am ready to work with you, please I need that money you promised to give me, if not then stop communicating with me, or don’t you know I spent my own money just to make sure I scan and sent those form you sent to me.

Prince lzuka

Pat replies

Quote:

Prince lzuka

It is unfortunate that you are unwilling to meet us here. obviously you did not take our business serious and you are a good example of why we only pay our employees at the end of the quarter as stated in the employment contract.

I will also inform you that because of your failure to attend the extravaganza you are no longer elligable for the $25,000.00 grant money you were awarded.

On monday when I return to the office, this matter will be discussed and i can assure you your employment will be terminated.

have a nice day

Pat

well that's the 4 employees accounted for. 50% success rate, not bad...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:12 pm

Oh of course Embarassed

I misunderstood Alice in Wonderland, she said "I´m heading a group of three", so it´s three altogether. Plus Peter Pan.
Too bad "Prince" Aladin is away, we´d have a nice group of Disney characters.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:02 pm

the shuttle is late. this from p3ter

Quote:

Hello Jack,
Me and the rest of the are still waiting in the place you ask me to stay and i am still wait for the bus but no one has come to pick me or any of the group in there I will want you to tell me what is going on I came from a long way since yesterday I have not had any rest. I will want you to instruct them to come and pick me I am still waiting.

Peter

this just sent to our lads

Quote:

Dear P3ter and Alice
I have spoken with the Slmba camp to be sure they have collected you and all is well. I was informed that the shuttle they sent for you is having mechanical troubles and they are currently sitting in Gr@nd-p0p0 awaiting the arrival of a new shuttle.

According to the Slmba camp, they can not make the journey to C0tonou and it is important that you meet them at Aub3rge de Gr@nd P0po Hotel to meet the shuttle. It will be arriving there at approximately 7:30 to collect our guests.

I must say this again, it is very important that you arrive there as soon as you can so that you do not miss this shuttle.

Sincerely
Pat

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:23 pm

So they have to jump 80kms in 2 hours 6 minutes from now? Laughing

(or 14 hours 6 minutes)

Another night then Smile

I think afterwards we should rely on Western Union

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:36 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

So they have to jump 80kms in 2 hours 6 minutes from now? Laughing

(or 14 hours 6 minutes)

oops

lol, and another leg of Peters journey begins.

Quote:

Hello Pat,
I will be going there to wait for the shuttle again please I will want them to pick me up there, tell jack that i am passing through alot of stress since yesterday no rest no nothing and i am a stranger in B3nin. please i need an urgent attention

Peter

ldris on the other hand continues with her whining

Quote:

Dear Pat,

If this is the situation it is wickedness. Firstly, I could not have known if not that I have waited for the shuttle and it is getting night almost six oclock.

If you have been following my conversation you will know that I am not capable of buying my drinking water not to talk of going to where you have directed me now. All this is not being done with consideration. I don't know if you are at Simb@ S@fari Camp as Jack told me he is there, you will undertand that it takes almost 9hrs to reach there from C0tonou and the Grand P0rto as you said is by the south of the country and not in any way connected to the North where Simb@ Saf@ri is located. Had it been I am well-off I would have made my way to P3ndjari since yesterday because it is costing about 90,ooo CFA to be there from C0tonou. It is not that I am poor but I was robbed on my way to this place.

Infact don't make me cry, if everything is over let me know it is only God that will judge our action and in actions.

Alice.

Please, I am pleading with you in God's name to tell me the truth behind all these frustration. I will be happy to know the exact truth. I am stranded and only God can judge us.

Below is the mail I got from P@trick now as I came to the computer to ask you what is happening. It is unfortunate to read this mail because I can not afford to make any journey from here right now. I have to sale something now to be able to drink water. My promises to the hotel management has failed and they are now almost hostile to me.

The people here has told me that Pe3djari and Gr@nd porto has no connection at all.

I really don't know, I am sure that I have not offended anybody even you before to deserve all this. I have traveled all the way from C0te d'Ivoire to find myself as a creditor, frustrated and reduced to nothing in B3nin.

Please if only you can tell me the truth I will be happy. I am nothing after myself now but people that are stranded by my arrangement. Any action they take against me is justified. Mr G0dwin (my consultant) has lost his lap top on the cause of this journey. If only you can tell me the truth it will help me alot. I can't do anything more.

Waiting to hear from you.

Alice

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:07 pm

Scamming will be a bit more difficult in the future without a lap top Mr. Green

Now she needs to get rid of her jewelry Twisted Evil

Quote:

I can not afford to make any journey from here right now. I have to sale something now to be able to drink water. My promises to the hotel management has failed and they are now almost hostile to me.

The people here has told me that Pendlarl and Gr4nd p0rt0 has no connection at all.

I really don't know, I am sure that I have not offended anybody even you before to deserve all this.

You are 419, baby ! Already forgotten who most likely paid for your jewely and your "consultant´s" (lawyer´s, barrister´s, security company´s, pastor´s...) laptop? Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

I have traveled all the way from Cote d'Ivoire to find myself as a creditor, frustrated and reduced to nothing in Benin.
...
Mr G0dwln (my consultant) has lost his lap top on the cause of this journey.

I wish you to be on the back of the moon! Evil or Very Mad

My! I hate her ! Evil or Very Mad

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