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Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^ They just cant help themselves - once a scammer always a scammer

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:48 pm

MUWHAHAHAHAHAAH! It looks like someone is calling Famous out. This is what someone says to Famous's (my) email where Famous apologizes for accidentally sending out some images.

Here is what I sent:

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HELLO-

I SEEMED TO HAVE ACIDENTALY SENT OUT AN EMAIL FROM HERE. THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE. I AM NOT GAY. I HAD SOME FRIENDS WHO SAID THAT THEY WOULD PAY ME $5 FOR THOSE PICTURE. WE DID IT AS A JOKE YES. THERE IS NO GAY THING GOING ON. I DONT EVEN KNOW THE GUY WHO WANTED TO TAKE MY PIC. I AM NO GAY.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND THESE PICTURES AROUDND. THEY ARE ONLY JOKE. I AM NOT GAY.

I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SAX. I PROMISE. IT WOULD HURT WAY TOO MUCH. I AM NOT GAY.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND I NEVER CUM ON MY DAD PILLOW. I DONT HAVE SEX WITH MEN. I AM NOT GAY.

FAMOUS

Here is what his friend responds:

Quote:

then give me some money else i will let it come out for every body to see that you a gay person.

bear i know me right

bye

Famous (me) responded with the following:

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FORK U!!!!! U DON HAVE TEH BALLS TO SEND THIS OUT. I WILL NEVER SEND U MONEY. UR MOTHER FORKS GOATS. GO SUCK MY BIG DIG.

IF U R GAY THEN LET ME KNOW AND WE GET TOGETHER. I SHOW U HOW REAL MAN CAN SUCK DIG.

FAMOUS

He might have accidentally sent it to his dad too.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:34 pm

We need a beer spitting on computer icon. That was too funny Jojo.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Quote:

He might have accidentally sent it to his dad too.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:37 pm

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PLEASE UNDERSTAND I NEVER CUM ON MY DAD PILLOW

Mugu-gold (even if written by Jojotard).

I can't think of any other hobby (well, not a legal one) where the English language is so eloquently used.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:12 pm

I wanted to welcome all the new readers to this thread. There is one reader, in particular, that I would like to welcome. She is the mother of one of the UK members on this site. In case you are reading this and are unsure of your son's name, it's Slightly Out Of It. He's the one that uses all the foul language.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:13 pm

I hope you die an early death Jojo.

Mum. I swear Prof made me do it.
All of it.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:29 pm

Mrs. Slightly-

We would love it if you would sign up at the forums. I have so much I can tell you about your son.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:32 pm

Don't do it Mum.

It's a trap. Jojo is a secret love scammer and he'll try to steal my inheritance.

Not that I'm worried too much about that but Dad will be pissed if you give all his money to a fat, tarded Yank.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:41 pm

Slightly's mum-

I have a ton of stories that I would like to exchange on the matter. Certainly you can provide me with some good ones. Maybe even baby pics of the little darling. Please, please sign up and introduce yourself once you arrive!

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:46 pm

Yeah. And read the fucking stickies and bait safe.

Mum. Do NOT sign up.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:50 pm

Slightly-

Why are you being so mean to your mom? From what you have said, she is the sweetest of ladies. I think that she would do well here. In fact, I will personally mentor her. If you have any questions, just let me know. There is a way that you can Private Message me if you don't want your dictator of a son to try to thwart your efforts of signing up.

I cannot wait to see you sign up! Pick a good user name, like Mrs. Jojobean or SOOI's mom.

Your son will definitely be using some scare tactics to keep you from signing up. I can assure you that he is lying. The moderators here are great at keeping you safe and nothing can be done with an IP.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:55 pm

Jojo is lying Mum.

Sign up here and I guarantee a dozen lads will be on the doorstep by tomorrow morning.

And anyway, you don't want to join Eater. It's full of freaks and misfits.
TSB is a much better scam-baiting site. Go sign up over there.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:00 pm

Come on Mrs. Slightly, sign up! I'll show you how to send lads to the far ends of the earth. Maybe we can even get that son of yours to take a trip as well. I don't think you should let that son of yours boss you around like that. I mean, you did carry him for 9 months. Or was he hatched?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:11 pm

Ladies, ladies .. can we please leave Mrs. OutOfIt out of it? You're breaking the ITP rules here ..

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:12 pm

Slightly,

If you woud like to take a trip, may I suggest joining me in my current location. We can perhaps rid the world of this menace once and for all.

PM me for details. Lots of details.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:21 pm

Ladies, let's not fight over me. As brilliant a Mrs. So and So is, she is misinterpreting my reason for getting Slightly's mom here. We would like her to join in our efforts to waste the scammers' time.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:29 pm

dutchbait wrote:

You're breaking the ITP rules here ..

I wouldn't say "Innocent".
She's guilty of bringing my magnificence into the world.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

@jojo - I'm horrendously dissapointed now that I've come to the realization that you don't actually look like your current avatar pic. Granted, you'd think I would've figured that out sooner since my first exposure to you was listening to you talk on This American Life, but that's really beside the point. Why would you go and ruin the beautiful image I had of you in my head?!?

Also, I was just wondering, but are all the church members still sending the almost daily communications to the Miracle Twins? I haven't seen anything from that aspect of this bait in a while, and I'm wondering if it stopped, and if it did stop, did they show any confusion regarding that at all?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:23 pm

Quote:

I wanted to welcome all the new readers to this thread. There is one reader, in particular, that I would like to welcome. She is the mother of one of the UK members on this site. In case you are reading this and are unsure of your son's name, it's Slightly Out Of It. He's the one that uses all the foul language.

OHHHH This is SO unethical!!! I think we need to discuss the ethics of this character assassination Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:19 pm

Master of the Ood wrote:

@jojo - I'm horrendously dissapointed now that I've come to the realization that you don't actually look like your current avatar pic. Granted, you'd think I would've figured that out sooner since my first exposure to you was listening to you talk on This American Life, but that's really beside the point. Why would you go and ruin the beautiful image I had of you in my head?!?

Who said I don't look like my avatar?

The Miracle Network has given up a lot of hope on the church it seems. However, on a better note, they have taken massive interest in my currency printing business.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:24 pm

Just to wander back on-topic a mo (my apologies), I can only imagine the forged banknotes modality is so you feel you are in too deep to not keep on sending the advance fees somehow? Or maybe he's just going for blackmail? Either way it's a clear incitement to commit a major felony in any jurisdiction - any government that caught someone destabilising their currency wouldn't look well upon it, I wonder if there's a chance of working with Law Enforcement somehow and getting someone 10 years in a third world clink? That would be a good way to top/round off the thread Wink

Now, distraction over, I rather like Prof's new avatar. The old one just grossed me out several times a page, now for some mysterious reason I linger longer on prof's posts Smile

I've no idea who the decorative lady in question is, but she certainly is decorative Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:55 pm

manbiteslion wrote:

Now, distraction over, I rather like Prof's new avatar. The old one just grossed me out several times a page

Yes, I agree, MBL. Prof's got one fine avatar there. But I'm glad that he was nice enough to show us his "gross" one. It's a part of Eater history that should not be forgotten. Very Happy

It shows everyone here what can be accomplished with just a little bit of effort. Maybe he did actually get up off that couch, put down his McD bags, work out in the gym, and make a fine example of himself for all of us to see. He ain't no clown no more! Wink

I think that avatar is a pic of Mrs. So and So. It better be, for Prof's sake! Smile

I would welcome Mrs. SOoI, too. Somebody has to watch that little squirrel running around here, swearing at everybody and everything. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

Slaphappy said it wasn't you, and you didn't disagree so I took that to be acknowledgment. I'm now getting disturbed at the concept of a big slobbish male clown being able to transform into such a beauty simply by getting off a couch and putting down some McD bags, and work out in a gym. I would've figured that transformation must've included a doctor somewhere in the mix. I don't think I'll ever look at a circus clown in the same way agian.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

I don't get it, am i missing something here with JoJo and Slightlyoutofit......? Rolling Eyes

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