My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:21 am

Damn, NN, why didn't you post that a few hours ago before I already wrote the lad with a more friendly slap? I made pretty much all the same points that you did but I like the more blunt way you approached it much better.

I'll save that version for the next time he gets cold feet. Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:15 am

No studio pays for the portfolio of one of their stars. Maybe your lad needs an agent who will "handle" his career. I agree he is not impressing your character with his limp whining. He needs to show that he has life and stamina to be a real star.

I also think he needs to show his variety of interests. Maybe a picture of his enjoying your character's web site so that he can show his devotion. Maybe he needs to had write a fan letter to your character and a letter to your character's hubby saying that he isn't trying to steal her away, but just wants to make money. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:16 pm

^^^Yes, and perhaps the agent should point out to the lad that these days the porn stars need to be clean-shaven (better yet, waxed) down there. That makes for better closeup photography, you know.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Quote:

I like the back style type of sex and also like [snip graphic sex description] ,i don't mind if am getting that part cuz am interested in any part giving to me.

SUCH a generous lad.

Quote:

i also want to be guarantee am giving the job.

Do it! Do it!

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:28 pm

HOLY SHT,

this is the funniest sht I've ever seen in my life.

A 419er scammed into posing for nude pics.........

Bravo! You ARE the master.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:46 pm

No, I'm far from being the master -- lots of baiters have gotten naked pictures from lads in the past, and usually with more creative angles than this one. Wink

Nothing from my lad this morning, I hope he follows through soon. I have more I want to do with him.

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

I have more I want to do with him.

Ew. Good, but still... Ew. Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:20 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

No, I'm far from being the master -- lots of baiters have gotten naked pictures from lads in the past, and usually with more creative angles than this one. Wink

Nothing from my lad this morning, I hope he follows through soon. I have more I want to do with him.

wow. just wow.

This is some good stuff.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:21 pm

~ geller,

Agreed, eeeewwwww, but I still can't wait to see.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

ewwwww, I can't look! (show us! show us! show us!)

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

I like this particular bait. Someone has mentioned here the bait from another forum with special cream and trip to Russia. I read that one, it was so much fun!

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:36 am

UNfortunately my lad has gone silent the past two days. I'm trying to wake him up again, I hope he hasn't given up yet. But whenever he does, I'll start the humiliation process. No matter what, he's in for a rough ride.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:42 am

Have you perhaps considered he might have lost his erection, and simply can't find it in the dark. Wink

Just perhaps the poor "Lad'' has had a change of direction, in his future, and your comments about gay activity, did not help. Or he's at last found a girlfriend, who has highlighted his shortcomings. And he's simply not up to the job, "in hand"

On the other hand, [O' it just gets worse ] Wink

have you considered his mum might have cought him practicing, and he's been fitted with boxing gloves.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

He needs multiple slaps just for the arrogance of submitting phone pics for a porn movie contract. Loooozah boi.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 82

You still up for a Safari if he wakes up? I reckon he'll be delayed on his way to the pr0n shoot and miss it. But there is another up the road in a couple of weeks...

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:26 pm

I am dying to see the supposed picture of you, for a guy to be this desperate you must have one hell of a picture.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:20 pm

Juan, do you think it would help if I made up a little web page for him on my porn site? I can clean up his pictures, doing a little banner for him? Maybe photochop him shagging a donkey?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:32 am

@NN, well, if he doesn't get off his lazy butt he's in big trouble. A porn site may just help in his final humiliation. We'll be talking about old Sam in the lounge some day soon. Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:11 am

Lads are lazy. It's amazing, here's one who was pushing me hard to get into the business, but now he won't do even the minimum.

this morning, lazy lad wrote:

I need money to setup what u want ok. and if you can send me any forget about it. i will look for help elsewhere.

I slapped him:

major porn queen wrote:

Listen, sweetie, there is NOBODY in porn who pays in advance for portfolio pictures. I mean absolutely NO one. If you are serious about getting into porn you better face the facts. There is no one who can give you as much help as I can, and without good pictures you'll never get a job in this biz. If you want to keep working at whatever dead-end job your doing then that's fine, just tell me and I'll move on to someone more promising to work with me on location shoots. But if you seriously want to get into this business and make a ton of money then you better show some motivation. It's just as simple as that, okay?

This afternoon he replied:

Quote:

If i have money i will fuck you ok. am done ok. if you can't send me the money forget it and find someone else ok. u already seen my pics but no problem. i can still move on with Life. u dont have any sympathy for me. and you have millions of dollars.. but i will tell you that you must stop emailing me if you can send me the money.. cuz you making me so dummy and you not giving me no hopes. if you send me some money i will do what u asked for and i will do 100%. i have a webcam if you really wanna see me i can show u all u want. But sending u those pics u asked for it will cost u money ok. am done and am tired of you telling me bullshit. am not a kid.

What a jackass. Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

a website is in order for this guy. what a lazy @$$. Evil or Very Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

In my limited experience, I've found that "do not send me more email" really means "please send me more email".

Just sayin'. Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:58 pm

I just sent the lazy bugger a pep talk:

Quote:

Sam, I really don't understand what has gotten into you. Have you been drinking? How can you possibly say that I don't have any sympathy for you, or giving you no hopes, or telling you bullshit? Seriously, stop and think about that for a minute! I've been trying really hard to help you break into this business. Giving you no hopes? I've told you a zillion times that you have great potential in this business, and that I'm sure Hubby will hire you if you supply the portfolio pics. So what on earth do you mean??

And why all this whining about money? You don't need any money to take a couple of pictures! You don't need to hire anyone, or rent a place. You obviously have a house or apartment, you have a camera. Surely you also have friends? Just call up a friend, it doesn't make a bit of difference if it's a guy or a girl, and have them take a couple of good, clear pictures. That's all there is to it! No money needed!

You say you're not a kid but you are sure acting like a petulant, whiny small boy. If you are the least bit serious, you have an incredible opportunity staring you in the face. You begged me for this opportunity and I'm making it a reality. So don't tell me I have no sympathy, okay?

You want money? You'll have it once you earn it. And there's no better job in the world to earn big money than by ****ing. You tell me what job could possibly be more fun!

Come on, Sam, stop being such a big baby and prove that you're a real man.

I had baited this guy before, with a different character of course, and he was the same way then. He runs hot and cold, ready to go on safari one minute and totally withdrawing the next. I'm getting tired of him.

If he continues to dig in his heels I can either decide he doesn't need the pictures after all and hire him, then set him up for safari (knowing that he's too lazy to really do it). I hate to do that only because it means he wins this little battle of wills, but it could keep the bait alive for a little while. Or, I can just dump the ingrate and plaster his pics all over Lagos. That will happen eventually anyway, it's just a question of when...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:14 am

My vote is for B - whiney little shits are boring to bait and breaks the cardinal rule that they should be the one doing the hard work.

Big attitude problem, this one, so do make sure your parting blow laughs at his funny shaped cock and humiliates him about no wonder he has to pay for girls etc. Kick him right in the ego.

If you do go for photos in Lagos cafes, make sure you Photoshop his pics to have a correspondingly small/funny shaped dick, no harm in making him the laughing stock of lagos Smile

Then send the pics out on a mass-scammer list like some of Gomer's so everyone has a copy - he may well share a cafe with one of the recipients, which is a comforting thought Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:22 am

I was too busy this weekend to bother with this lad, but in any event he dug in his heels and got very boring. I was going to go straight to the humiliation mode but then I figured I may as well do some routine screwing around with him first, so I capitulated and agreed to send him money for pictures. He got the details too late to go collect, but he's a new boy tonight, full of excitement as he went to sleep dreaming of the $700 he'll have in the morning:

Quote:

I went to your web and went too the Blog. i see how beautiful and sexy you are. i can't just wait to [sexual reference] of your's cuz am hungry for it. i really need you in my Life and can't wait to have that with you so now am very horny for you. i will send the pictures tomorrow as soon as i cash the money. cuz is late here and am right online now.

i wish u had a yahoo im we should have talk online since i have a video cam that you can view me on. i must confess you getting me more interested cuz u've showed a good proof and show me you for real and u really want me [sending money -- the ultimate proof of love.] Rolling Eyes

i will get you the pics but i want you to help me to the states before 20th of next month. cuz i can't wait to [sexually satisfy] all day long.

love ya
Sam.

Sweet dreams, punk. I bet you won't be so cheerful tomorrow when "problems" come up. But wait! We'll get it straightened out! Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:49 am

I do love watching an expert fisherman haul in his catch. Nice Juan. Very nice. Very Happy

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