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m1rkd1rk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Posts: 57
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:28 pm |
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Can someone explain to me what the whole Mr.Gomer thing is about?
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_________________ "I am not a lier." - Russian Love Scammer |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:33 pm |
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He is a mist, a vapor. As far as I know he does not exist. He may, or may not, be associated with "he who can not be named".
You are treading on dangerous territory here. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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m1rkd1rk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Posts: 57
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:35 pm |
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oh dear...
well, more info anyone if ur allowed to give it but thanks anyway |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:35 pm |
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mr gomer is everywhere. no lad is safe from his wrath.
he is all and nothing he is here and there.
He is the leader of one of the most notorious dolla chop gangs in all of lad land.
he has his boyz all over the world.
he is of myth and legend and is untouchable no matter what happens he even taunts the FBI and other agencies with insults.
VVVVV in sig he is also the devils agentVVVV |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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m1rkd1rk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Posts: 57
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:36 pm |
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a scambaiter |
_________________ "I am not a lier." - Russian Love Scammer |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:37 pm |
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@Master, YOU ARE SAYING TOO MUCH! |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:38 pm |
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oh lord
i think he is here already RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:39 pm |
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Word has it that the mention of his name sets chickens ablaze. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:40 pm |
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I'm out of here. Good luck to you all. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:41 pm |
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@ralph
thats from the flames he shoots from his a$$ |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:46 pm |
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Mr. G0mer once gave my friend the clap over the internet. He can see through solid walls. He can hear your thoughts, and when he looks at you he can see right into your soul. Many lads are afraid to even whisper his name in broad daylight.
He also makes one killer banana daquiri. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:59 pm |
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Read the Lotto Lad Caper thread in this forum (it'll take a couple of days), everything you need to know is in there |
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Quillan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 61
Location: Behind you.
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:30 am |
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*watches flaming chicken run by the window* O NOES, HEZ AFTER MEEEE!!! RUN FOR TEH LIVES!!!!!! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:09 am |
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I think you are referring to Saint G0mer the patron saint of fried chickens.
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:12 am |
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He is every baiter's best friend and every lad's worst enemy. He can hack into the most secure bank accounts and steal money from under a lad's nose. I consider him a good friend of mine, my lads wet their pants at the mention of his name. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:17 am |
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I never met him, but his brother Mac Gomer is doing very well here for me, he gets 25% of everything the lad is making, but his big brother now stole the loot. At least we keep it in the family |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:19 am |
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Some say he has three testicles and his breath has the ability to turn milk sour while still in the cow. |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:24 am |
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Superman wears Mr. G0mer pajamas. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:38 am |
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# When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mr Gomer.
# Mr Gomer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr Gomer has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mr Gomer.
# Mr Gomer does not sleep. He waits.
# Mr Gomer is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Mr Gomer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Mr Gomer counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Mr Gomers’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Mr Gomer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Mr Gomer is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Mr Gomers' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Mr Gomer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Mr Gomer doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Mr Gomer can slam a revolving door.
# Mr Gomer does not get frostbite. Mr Gomer bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Gomerboyz marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, Nigeria is not a democracy, it is a Gomertatorship. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:44 am |
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Donato wrote: |
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr Gomer has allowed to live. |
It should say: There is no organized crime. Just a list of lads Mr Gomer has allowed to live. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:24 am |
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Gomer can beat a brick wall at tennis.
The dark is afraid of Gomer.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Gomer. |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:47 am |
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Disorganised crime is just crime that Mr Gomer has not organised YET |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:19 am |
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He is The Stig |
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:23 am |
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Gomer has the biggest chopper in ladland |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:29 am |
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I heard he was raised in an orphanage but was kicked out at fourteen years old when he got all the nuns pregnant.
Whatever you do don't send your lads money via westy, he has all the staff (especially the ladeez) in his pocket. They'll never see a penny when it gets chopped. |
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