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JohnWayne2008
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 41
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:55 am |
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WTF,
Oliver Stone to write and direct a 419 flim ?
Just kidding.
If Olly was to , who would you see in a possible production ?
Will Smith , Morgan Freeman, Russel Crowe ...Pacino ...? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:01 am |
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To play whom? Scammers, victims, baiters . . . a particular member here?
I think Brad Pitt as NN is a given. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:29 am |
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I step where you step! I touch nothing, Dr Jones! |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:21 am |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:37 pm |
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I think Angelina Jolie could play me in the movie....don't ya think?
But who would play the Swedish Chef? |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted:
Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:54 pm |
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James Earl Jones will have to play Charles Suludo.
Matt Damon can play me. |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:53 pm |
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I'd like Sean Connery to play me.
He's old and the ladies still find him sexy. I'm now 60, so one out of two isn't bad. |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:12 pm |
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I would love to see Martin Lawrence as the main mugu - safaried, chopped and streaded. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm |
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I'd love to see:
Quentin Tarantino as a baiter or some kind of genius computer nerd.
Christopher Walken as the Cop/Detective who is leading the investigation against the scammers.
Terry Crews (Julius from Everybody Hates Chris) as a Nigerian Cop/Detective
Samuel L Jackson is (imo) too 'cool' and has too much dignity, to be a scammer but he could be either an American or British or African Detective who is on the case.
I'd love to see Chris Rock as a hapless Scammer - I think he's a brilliant comedic actor.
Of course Angelia Jolie would have to be in there somewhere! Maybe she could be the baiter to Chris Rock and get him to see the error of his ways (I'm assuming that this in an American film... )
Now that would be a film I'd love to see! |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:50 pm |
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I wouldnt mind being played by the man that played the baker of the worlds biggest cookie at the start of Bruce Almighty. |
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x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:32 pm |
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My baiter favorite would be old Tuco himself. Eli Wallach would be baiting from an old folks home and keeping all the residents ROFLTAO with all the tatoos, chops, safaris and rants. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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JohnWayne2008
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 41
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:05 am |
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daisyDuck wrote: |
Please don't quote whole posts, it's up there /\/\ . Roy |
Now that you metioned the name Tarantino ,...Im thinking a potential 419 flim would be better handled by Quentin Tarantino's Direction/Script than Oliver Stone.
I hope Olly does not take offence to that ...hes a mate of mine from years back. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:13 am |
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Morgan Freeman as Professor Soludo, Whoopie Goldberg as Miriam Abacha. Roger Moore as the trunkbox.
Daniel Craig as me. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:20 am |
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I think Nicolas Cage might be qualified to play me... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:26 pm |
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daisyDuck wrote: |
I'd love to see:
Quentin Tarantino as a baiter or some kind of genius computer nerd.
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wouldn't that make him Rover? |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
I would love to see Martin Lawrence as the main mugu - safaried, chopped and streaded. |
Along with Anthony Anderson (Transformers) and Marlon Wayans (Dungeons and Dragons). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:56 pm |
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I would probably play myself, though they would get Brad Pitt to do stand-ins for me. He would also be doing my stunts. That way, a pretty face like mine doesn't get scarred. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:05 pm |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:46 pm |
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@Jojo: Shouldn't they better get the guy who played "Fat Bastard" in Austin Powers for your stand-in. Otherwise they'd need a lot of CG to blow Brad Pitt up to the right size. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:12 pm |
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Samuel L. Jackson should play he-who-shall-not-be-named. Perfect casting on that one. I can already see the scene where he is confronted by the small boi who is upset because his dollar was chopped:
Did I chop your dolla? Is that what you want to know? You want to know if I chopped your dolla? Hell yes I chopped your dolla. What are you gonna do about that, muthaf***er? I tell you what you're gonna do about it. You're gonna march right out of here and be thankful that I'm letting you live, that's what you're gonna do about this. And the next time I chop your dolla, and there will be a next time, you won't do jack sh*t about it. Are we in agreement?
Man, I can't wait for the scene when Samuel L. confronts the leader of the Gomer Boyz. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:59 pm |
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UB: "What does Mr Gomer look like?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "What country you from?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Lad: "Yes!"
UB: "Then you know what I'm saying!"
Lad: "Yes!" |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Is that lad Lil' John?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9133117106054563774&hl=en |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:41 pm |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Posted:
Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:49 pm |
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Gary Coleman could play the smart ass Internet Cafe Manager. Every few seconds he could shout out "Whatcho Talkin' Bout Laddie?"
No idea who could play the goat though... |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:58 pm |
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No idea who could play the goat though... |
I believe that Tom Cruise is looking for work ... |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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