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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:29 pm |
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My roommate was going through a catalog the other day, and she found an item that is, I guess, a computer application that allows you to create your own -opoly game. You put in the names of streets, utilities, etc., and you print out the board (and I presume glue it to something sturdy), money, and cards.
She suggested someone might think up street names and card instructions for "Baiter-opoly."
The big one I thought of was: GO DIRECTLY TO ABECHE. DO NOT PASS WU. DO NOT COLLECT $200,000.
Any other suggestions for this game? |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:50 pm |
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Oh...oh yes. Yes indeed.
First off, you rename all of the different property sets after formats. (Orphans, Romance, Trunk Box, Barrister, etc.) So instead of "Park Place" we have "Unclaimed Inheritance" and on Boardwalk we have "Lost Great-grandfather."
As you collect different formats, you can slowly build up baits on those formats. You begin with trophies (oop, Unclaimed Inheritance has three trophies on it, that'll cost your lad $300). Of course, you can trade four trophies and some cash in for a safari hat, which really costs the mugus.
Instead of "Abeche" I'd just name the jail "Streded." That way, we could put the best safari destinations in for the railroads.
Utilities would be billed as "Internet Cafe time"
After that, you just fill the community chest and the chance cards with various good baiting stories (and failed baiting ones as well; some good stuff can happen to your little mugu), turn "Free Parking" into "Google Mail," and pick out the siggy icon that you're going to use as your playing piece. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
x4
Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:57 pm |
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Instead of utilities have tattoo parlors ("Get a tattoo. Proceed to nearest tattoo parlor and pay $200. Do not pass go.")
Instead of railroads have airports. ("go to nearest airport and wait for your mugu. Lose a turn.")
Instead of "community chest" cards, have "trunk box" cards.
Instead of "chance" cards "Chop yo'dolla'" cards
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:05 pm |
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Replace "Go Directly to Jail" cards with "You have won a trip from 5imba 5afaris!
Replace the income tax and the other tax squares with:
A: "The G0mer B0yz have come to see y ou"
B: "You were visited by Usm4n B3llo"
Replace Free Parking with "MTCN s3cur3" |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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iamthewalrus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 49
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Hehe.
Chance card: You have won the lottery. Collect £100,000,000 |
_________________ x2
Yes My doctor has tried adminstering porridge (Mrs Joy, cancer patient)
So don’t insist to discuss monetary issues with me (Barr Fred J0nes, lawyer with a heart) |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 pm |
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You have to pay a processing fee first. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
x4
Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:11 pm |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:28 pm |
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Instead of the car, the thimble, etc. you can have
1. Pile of gold dust
2. Gold bar
3. Trunk box
4. Cashier's check... |
_________________ x2 x9 x2 x2 x3
x 5
Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:39 pm |
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That's a really good idea. I'm loving Do not pass WU, do not get $200 |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm |
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other cards could be;
grabbed by the 'HAND'.
lose a leg, miss every alternate turn.
streded in hash conditions.
caught goat felching, go to jail. |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:03 pm |
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I can just see me trying to buy this in the shops
That'll be £10 for the game,
then there's the barristers fee,
the customs fee,
the delivery charge,
the fee for boxing it
the deposit for the release certificate
the certificate of insurance fee... |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Great stuff.
You could put a pith helmet image on the railroad squares along with every mugu's favourite destinations - Abeche, Abidjan, Accra and Cotonou.
Instead of little plastic houses, imitation gold bars. It would also be cool if the chance and community cards were written in ladspeak - "U DEY GO JAIL NOW SMALL BOI OOOOOO !!!"
One for the chance deck - "DEY G0M3RBOYZ CHOP U DOLLA. PAY $ ????"
I could map the whole thing out if I had time
Get it done ! |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:16 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm rolling over the ladspeak cards... |
_________________ x2 x9 x2 x2 x3
x 5
Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Your uncle was kidnapped! Advance to Uncle Format. If you pass "DELAY" collect $200. If it is unowned, you may buy it.
You received a death certificate! Collect $20.
Your lad has dropped you without a funny insult. Pay $45.
You just received email confirmation of a safari! Collect $250!
Lad had your email account closed! Pay 10% for all Formats owned.
You received a trophy pic! But it was illegible. Pay $20.
You received a trophy pic that is avatar-worthy! Collect $50 from every player!
A bit difficult for some of these... Is this from the lad's viewpoint or baiter's? heh |
_________________ x4
"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:38 am |
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Great idea.
Instead of houses and hotels you build cyber cafes and Westy offices.
Chance cards:
You have been rubbed by internet hoodlums. Lose 30% of all ur monies.
You must buy life saving droogs. Pay $200.00 USD
You have forgotten your name. Lose $50.00 |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:06 pm |
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This is a brilliant idea
What are the streets and stations called? Hospital Road (Abeche), Festac Town (Lagos) ?
How much is the rent for x houses in ... ? |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:29 pm |
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You can keep the Utilities.
Electricity that only generates for 4 hours a day and a Water Works that drains sewerage into the streets isn't exactly my cup of tea.
And remember - Don't trust the Banker if he's going by the name of Soludo. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:32 pm |
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What a wonderful idea!
I'd suggest PMing Nurse Nasty and pointing him to this thread for input. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:27 am |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:41 am |
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Get Out Of Jail Free card = Saved By The Bloob Of Jesus
Don't forget Sagbama Expressway! |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:56 am |
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I'd buy one of these in a heartbeat. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:08 am |
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Could you make all the cards in ladspeak?
"U dey won de lottry ok collect 100,000.00 N only from da bank but give Professor Soludo 30 % immediately"
"U won de biuty contsest. go ahed pay 10,000 to ur guymen around U immediately and give a lad of ur chioce a 3 AM phone call"
"pay mobilization fee 4 free parking urgently and collect de monies immediately"
"Sum joker calls ur mobile regularly at 3 AM Lagos time. go back 2 spaces ok"
"CAFE RAID OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE 150,000 MONIES & REMAIN BLESS"
"ur oga offers u great starter kit, u wanna pay, yes or no? pay 10,000 immediately and get anothe card ok"
"U hav a new format. go to da refugee camp immediately. do not collect 5,000 ONE LUV BRODA"
"Usman Bello thinks u ar not serious. go to jail immediately an don´t collect ur5,000"
"your maga´s MTCN is not correct AGAIN. pay bribe to official and stay out for one round ok sorry brody one luv!!!"
"ur profile has been published on a scam warning site. tear down your houses and hotels and start again with the hitman script." |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:55 pm |
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The "Free Parking" Would have to be that highway everyone dies on..
Electric Company is WU and Water Works is Money Gram! |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:19 am |
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Oh, it wouldn't be a monopoly spinoff if the spinoff didn't have a spinoff! Now we'll have to make a romance version! |
_________________ I have written Han because at Russian people so name beloveds. This word is meant by the leader. Also associates with force, courage, riches. Han this historical name of the man. Now I cannot write the big letter as I do not have money to the Internet. - N@t@ly@
'you most be a fool mother f*****' 'am not in a good mud now' 'i dont need can of man like you' -b3cky t|mmy
''lol ur my kid of huy will like too f*** u till u come - luvdoc
'yahoozeeeeeeeeeeeee' : secret word FOR SCAMMERS ONLY! |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:44 pm |
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I just saw a make your own opoly kit on freecycle. It had been taken straight away though, Sad times. |
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