Oliver Stone to Direct "419 The Movie" Will Smith

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 41

WTF,
Oliver Stone to write and direct a 419 flim ?
Just kidding.

If Olly was to , who would you see in a possible production ?
Will Smith , Morgan Freeman, Russel Crowe ...Pacino ...?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

To play whom? Scammers, victims, baiters . . . a particular member here?

I think Brad Pitt as NN is a given.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:29 am

I step where you step! I touch nothing, Dr Jones!

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:21 am

X-tina!

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:37 pm

I think Angelina Jolie could play me in the movie....don't ya think? Cool

But who would play the Swedish Chef?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:54 pm

James Earl Jones will have to play Charles Suludo.

Matt Damon can play me.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:53 pm

I'd like Sean Connery to play me.

He's old and the ladies still find him sexy. I'm now 60, so one out of two isn't bad.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:12 pm

I would love to see Martin Lawrence as the main mugu - safaried, chopped and streaded.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm

I'd love to see:

Quentin Tarantino as a baiter or some kind of genius computer nerd.

Christopher Walken as the Cop/Detective who is leading the investigation against the scammers.

Terry Crews (Julius from Everybody Hates Chris) as a Nigerian Cop/Detective

Samuel L Jackson is (imo) too 'cool' and has too much dignity, to be a scammer but he could be either an American or British or African Detective who is on the case.

I'd love to see Chris Rock as a hapless Scammer - I think he's a brilliant comedic actor.

Of course Angelia Jolie would have to be in there somewhere! Maybe she could be the baiter to Chris Rock and get him to see the error of his ways (I'm assuming that this in an American film... Wink

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Now that would be a film I'd love to see! Laughing

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

I wouldnt mind being played by the man that played the baker of the worlds biggest cookie at the start of Bruce Almighty.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:32 pm

My baiter favorite would be old Tuco himself. Eli Wallach would be baiting from an old folks home and keeping all the residents ROFLTAO with all the tatoos, chops, safaris and rants.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 41

daisyDuck wrote:

Please don't quote whole posts, it's up there /\/\ . Smile

Roy

Now that you metioned the name Tarantino ,...Im thinking a potential 419 flim would be better handled by Quentin Tarantino's Direction/Script than Oliver Stone.

I hope Olly does not take offence to that ...hes a mate of mine from years back.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:13 am

Morgan Freeman as Professor Soludo, Whoopie Goldberg as Miriam Abacha. Roger Moore as the trunkbox.

Daniel Craig as me.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:20 am

I think Nicolas Cage might be qualified to play me...

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:26 pm

daisyDuck wrote:

I'd love to see:

Quentin Tarantino as a baiter or some kind of genius computer nerd.

wouldn't that make him Rover?

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:47 pm

Tuco wrote:

I would love to see Martin Lawrence as the main mugu - safaried, chopped and streaded.

Along with Anthony Anderson (Transformers) and Marlon Wayans (Dungeons and Dragons).

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:56 pm

I would probably play myself, though they would get Brad Pitt to do stand-ins for me. He would also be doing my stunts. That way, a pretty face like mine doesn't get scarred.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:05 pm

^^^Pretty! Razz

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:46 pm

@Jojo: Shouldn't they better get the guy who played "Fat Bastard" in Austin Powers for your stand-in. Otherwise they'd need a lot of CG to blow Brad Pitt up to the right size.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Samuel L. Jackson should play he-who-shall-not-be-named. Perfect casting on that one. I can already see the scene where he is confronted by the small boi who is upset because his dollar was chopped:

Did I chop your dolla? Is that what you want to know? You want to know if I chopped your dolla? Hell yes I chopped your dolla. What are you gonna do about that, muthaf***er? I tell you what you're gonna do about it. You're gonna march right out of here and be thankful that I'm letting you live, that's what you're gonna do about this. And the next time I chop your dolla, and there will be a next time, you won't do jack sh*t about it. Are we in agreement?

Man, I can't wait for the scene when Samuel L. confronts the leader of the Gomer Boyz.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:59 pm

/\/\

Quote:

UB: "What does Mr Gomer look like?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "What country you from?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Lad: "What?"
UB: "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Lad: "Yes!"
UB: "Then you know what I'm saying!"
Lad: "Yes!"

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:01 pm

Is that lad Lil' John?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9133117106054563774&hl=en

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:41 pm

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Gary Coleman could play the smart ass Internet Cafe Manager. Every few seconds he could shout out "Whatcho Talkin' Bout Laddie?"

No idea who could play the goat though...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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No idea who could play the goat though...

I believe that Tom Cruise is looking for work ...

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