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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:17 am |
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So I get this orphan lad, very religious-sounding, and I kind of had my hands full for a bit, so I just toss a quickie off at him:
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There is no God. Take the money and run. |
I figured I wouldn't hear much back from that one, but I did:
Mugu Dave wrote: |
Please daddy help me i beg you,I don't no where to
run to i,m a refuges in this country . my parent are dad, sir please help me so that i can come to your country with the money and start up a new live .
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Amused, I decided to continue my asshole role:
I wrote: |
I'm not your daddy. Your daddy is dead. There is no God. |
But the mugu was persistent!
Mugu Dave wrote: |
I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die Siggy material at last!
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Who was I to stop dishing out abuse?
I wrote: |
Clearly you are not worth saving, then. This is what reliance on God will get you.
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Who was he to stop taking it?
Mugu Dave wrote: |
Dear sir
please sir help me i bag you, so that i can send the
money to you and come
to your country and fodder my education. Take me like your
own son or brother
please help me
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Clearly, he's not catching my drift. Time to ramp it up:
I wrote: |
F*** you and your dirty money. I'm rich as hell, what do I care about you? You believe in a God that has forsaken you. You deserve what you get.
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But this guy is a believer.
Mugu Dave wrote: |
Dear sir
GOD has never forsaken me, don't you believe in God? the creator of your live.
blessad are the merciful for the shall find mercy |
So I never really intended to start Church Baiting, but it's kind of like he's begging me to at this point. My reverend (a new character) has written him explaining that my original character was testing his faith, and that he passed with flying colors, go him! Now he's being offered a brand-new chance to join TWAT, and all the glories of God that go with it. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:21 am |
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Sweet, I'm sure he'll jump through the hoops, or maybe not, it takes alot of emails to find that one special you can play with until you wear it out. Once you get bored with it, you can leave it streded somewhere but sometimes like a crazy ex, they keep coming back for more. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:22 am |
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ohhhh thats nice. I feel a pilgrimage coming on. |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:24 am |
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Yeah, I don't know how far he'll go, but he's pretty persistent with me when I'm just insulting him, so who knows?
He's got the app now, I'll post if I get it back.
EDIT: He just sent my original character this:
Mugu Dave wrote: |
I'm very glad to know that you are a christian a believer.
i got a mail from Rev 3zekiel N0bshiner , Mr Kevin Conrad please i need your help please me so that i can live a normal life again, i believe meeting with you is never by accident is the LORD doing, as you know i have no body here,
I will be praying for you
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_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:45 am |
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BTE, Interesting how his spelling improved once he really got into the religious part. Do you think you got passed on to a higher up? |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:36 am |
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Quote: |
Do you think you got passed on to a higher up? |
Maybe someone who has foddered their education picked up the ball. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:35 am |
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You may have picked up one of those devout lads. Crazy as it may sound (what isn't crazy about lads?), many lads think themselves to be very religious. I've been dropped right at payday for blasphemy before by a few lads.
Yeah... I know: If they're so religious, why is stealing not a problem? I haven't figured that one out yet. Actually I haven't really tried. But as you can see, a religious mugu can be more fun than a drunken prom date! |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 am |
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Tell him you'll only help him out if he renounces Christ and pledges his soul to Lucifer... and post it. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Obi said:
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If they're so religious, why is stealing not a problem? I haven't figured that one out yet |
Lads think that if they pray to God for a victim, and receive them in their email, then it is ok with God, because he sent them there. God allowed the victims to send them the money. If God wanted to stop the payments, he would, because he is all powerful. These ideas are all tied up and mixed in with old African religions, where there are many Gods, each with a purpose.
Or, they could be just lying, Satan worshipping, Mammon hungry, b@stard criminals, with no conscience or moral code at all. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:59 pm |
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^^ Criminals and otherwise unethical people all over the world find a way to justify their acts with their religion. The old Sicilian and Sicilian-based mafiosos, who were devout catholic, considered themselves officially at war with rival families, police, etc. so killing someone was simply a battlefield casualty which is apparently fine with the pope. Go figure. |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:22 pm |
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You know, if it makes them an easy mark for me, I don't really care why they're holding contradictory beliefs.
If his mind is that screwed up, building a pyramid of sandbags should make perfect sense, right? |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:03 pm |
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^^yup, you're right Bob. Good luck converting this TWAT. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:36 pm |
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if not a TWAT he could be a SHITHEAD maybe or any one of the other numerous churches that abound in that area |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:46 pm |
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^^ Yeah, I'm going to try sticking with the classics at first. I might form my own splinter group eventually. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:38 pm |
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Perhaps TWAT Funamentalists.. TWAT Reformists.. Orthodox TWAT..
I should maybe refrain from suggesting it, but a TWAT Holy War sounds intriguing. |
_________________ x4
"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:26 pm |
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geller wrote: |
I should maybe refrain from suggesting it, but a TWAT Holy War sounds intriguing. |
The TWAT crusade! Draw your swords and reclaim the Holy Tunnel! |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:51 pm |
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Definately TWAT material. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:09 am |
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Mugu Dave wrote: |
Dear Rev.3zekiel N0bshiner
Thanks you for your email, I'm happy to call daddy again i seek your permition to call and have you as my daddy ?
I saw the membership form and i have taken a photo of my self that will be out in 2 to 3 days so that i can attach it to the form and send it to you .
I still want to thank you for your kindness may the good LORD bless and strength you.
praying for you
DAVID |
Sounds like I'm at least getting some forms out of this. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Ceres
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Posts: 59
Location: Over the rainbow
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Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:49 am |
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I laughed because you were so harsh with him.
"I'm rich as hell." |
_________________ Mrs. R0se: "Thank God You were not hamed by the horricane.
Strange message on my K7 : "COME BACK PARKER WE NEEEEED YOU!"
Cliford: "ARE YOU STUPID? " |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:42 am |
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There was bait a couple of years back when the mention of atheism and evolution got things massively off script...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91075&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=evolution&start=0 |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:10 am |
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That's awesome.
I think I've stumbled into a new (to me) and delightfully amusing modality here. If I see any religious text, they're going to get nothing but mockery from me for being Christian. Those that respond are juicy targets. |
_________________ Slut of the Undermentioned Resources
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Mugu Dave: "I don't no where to run to, i have no boddy my parent are daddy please help don't let die"
Goodluck George:"many people call internet scammers has hacked and penitrate into your mail box"
Phil Taffee:"Note: Please note that Mr. Goodluck is not an asshole okay."
"GOD WILL PUNSH YOU ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:14 am |
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You use the lad's weaknesses and hypocrasy against them. Anything is fair game, and show no mercy. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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