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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:30 pm

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I am just a moving corpse!

Tell him that corpse don't move and you want to see. Razz

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:35 pm

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:21 pm

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I will have to stop hear. I will have to take my drugs in the next 30mins.

He's on drugs alright, and probably not the prescription variety. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have not replied to his last email yet, he emailed brandie today, seems he is still short of cash and can't afford to write a long email Laughing

, I might send him a reply this evening:

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Subject: I THOUGTH I WOULD HAVE HEARD FROM YOU BEFORE NOW!

My Love,

You would say I would have sent you an email before now. I would have done just that. But, I was very much incapacitated financially. It was an old friend of mine that came back from abroad that assisted me financially. I would have used the money for other personal things that are hanging on my neck, I thought against those... Here I am.

How are you? How is your health? I hope you are doing so great. If things are okay, then why the silence. I really want to know what's happening. My congratulations to Obama. Come january, Mr President will hand over office. What will become of all that we are planning? I really want to hear from you. A line will recreate a lot of things in me again.

How is Luther? I hope he's doing great too. My regards to him. You didn't mention him in your last mail to me. However, has he forgotten all that we were supposed to have done together by now. He should have also assisted you talk to the President. Well, you know best how to relate with these your superiors.

I will have to go now. I dont have the financial strength to write long. Till I hear from you. A line from you will make a lot of difference. Also remember that I still love you from the bottom of my heart... with my last breath I swear it. Till I hear from you.

With all my love,

xxxx.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:14 pm

Hi, SP!

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A line will recreate a lot of things in me again.
A line from you will make a lot of difference.

Is everybody thinking what I'm thinking? How about another one-liner from SP? Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:25 pm

I think GWB should turn his case over to Obama. And then you can have him do new songs and videos, as Obama obviously has different tastes than GWB Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:19 am

OMG is he really still on the hook??? Shocked

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:16 am

Took a couple of days to read this thread from the beginning to the (current) end but I did it and am totally speechless now Shocked

And my stomach hurts from laughing in the process

Simply outstanding work Thumbs up

How can a lad be this stupid? He's lost everything and still hangs on... and he deserves every damn bit of it. He's spent so much on shipping costs, bus rents ( Laughing

) etc. that he must have had plenty of cash from previous successful scams Evil or Very Mad

In his email from October he mentioned having to take drugs of some sort. I wonder what the diagnosis would be if you went to a doctor telling that you'll soon be a multi-millionaire American megastar and that you know the President of the United States who's asked you to perform YMCA and Summer Holiday and to sent him and his friends numerous silk banners Laughing

He's made a complete fool of himself and everyone must think that he's totally nuts. Which he probably is by now.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:31 am

SP, I am absolutely amazed you have him on the hook, still. Wow. Mugu for Life!

Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Hi all, Brandie has not sent him a reply yet, but she reply tomorrow, in the meantime, laddy has sent GWB an email Twisted Evil

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Subject: I AM STILL ON MY KNEES!

Your Excellency,

I have really depreciated, devastated, disoriented from being a human being to becoming a moving corpse. I have begged you to forgive me and lift a soul that is at your mercy. I do not know my rigth from my left again. Now, I am internally disorganised. If only you would in your mercy reconsider me and give me the last chance to prove to you that I have decided to live a life that is genuine. If only you can write me again... I still begging you.

I do not know where, who, when, and how to carry on living with almost all the people that I had contact with in respect of the YMCA recording are all coming after me demanding for their financial contributions. Then what of those that I actually borrowed money from? I am seeing hell on earth. But, still, I beg you. Lift this wretched soul up and let God take over all your problems. I still beg you, Sir! A line from you will surely make a great difference, recreate my being and redirect my focus. Please Sir, have mercy and let Luther continue from where we stopped. Please, Sir, I beg you.

Yours Sincerely,

xxxxx xxxxx.

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:19 am

That, SP, is art, poetry. Well done!

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:32 am

@SP: Now wouldn't it be a shame if you forwarded the recent email to all of his former friends.

You know which email I'm talking about? NO! Rolling Eyes

The one where he calls all of them fools for believing in his crackpot schemes and that now he has proven them all to be worthless (now that he has spent all of their money), you can now help him go to america without ever having to pay any of them back. Wink

Didn't he also say in the email that the members of his church / choir were all devil worshippers and fraud stars and that he was the only honest and truthful one among them?? Shocked

The reason he was telling you this was to prove to you that he was the only one worthy of coming to America and that he's glad that the others won't be going.

Maybe his life could get a little more miserable after all, maybe he could get himself run out of town (maybe to a nice warm holiday hotspot like Abeche) just before christmas, or maybe his friemds might just extract their funds from him in another way. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:11 am

Oh my god. I just popped in after being away for a while and saw this was still going after 2 years! 0.o

I can't believe he hasn't been lynched by the choir yet, although it looks like it is not far off....

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:37 am

Welcome back, UncleNed. Very Happy

I think he's been reduced to the begging, grovelling village idiot, now. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I read this entire thread an never found a working link for the African version of YMCA. I would love to hear it since folks seemed to like it.

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:23 pm

I found it in SP's siggy. Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5zZl-ojL_g

Very Happy

ETA: Sorry! Wrong thing, eh? Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Csudebate, I think I still have a copy of the African version of the song on my laptop, have to get it out and see, will do this evening, and if it's there, will upload it somewhere.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:48 pm

I have the song here, if anyone wants to download it. Smile

http://www.4shared.com/file/80108287/d9cea94f/ymca.html

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:35 pm

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continue from where we stopped. Please, Sir, I beg you.

I do hope SP took him up on this!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:40 am

So awesome, I made an account just to post here. I think you should just tell him that he has been baited and you are not GWB as well as all the 43 people you have emails to. I would love to see his response haha.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:21 pm

Welcome to Eater, kiasta. Very Happy

You have just read a real Classic. We very rarely ever tell a lad that he was baited (burn them.) There have to be very compelling reasons for doing so, and the burn has to be much more than just letting them in on the joke. There has to be extreme pain for the lad, and he has to be well deserving of it. 99.9% of lads don't warrant it, plus you get to re-bait them again and again.

Now that you are here, why not grab a mentor and some lads, and have a go at it yourself? We would love to teach you the ropes. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:11 pm

Seeing as this thread has woken up I have to ask SP if Barack Obama is going to be interested in taking over from GWB.

Being as he's new to the job and all, maybe he should try to get some pointers from some of GW's friends.

Of course with BO being more in tume with the Black, African American, Coloured (delete as applicable) persons maybe BO could help smooth over some of the problems your lad has encountered with the church & choir.

I'm sure that your lad would like to start again with a new President and clean slate. BO didn't get to read all of the correspondance between laddie & GWB so he doesn't know the whole story. Maybe BO will think laddy has has a tough time and that he should help.

Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Just finished reading this. Amazing work!

Can we get an update please? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:47 am

SP (SH), I have that loaded on my iPod. Thumbs up

I forgot how awesome that song is (the African version).

THANK YOU

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

A little necro as it seems poitless starting a new topic for this, anyway, I hadn't checked my GWB account for a while, thought I would sign in to see if anything had arrived, and this email was there Very Happy

, he still hasn't written to brandie, and she has ignored him since the last email, I knew he would come crawling back out of the woodwork at some point.:

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Subject: MAY GOD TOUCH YOUR HEART ONCE AGAIN.

Your Excellency,

Permit me to still address you with that title. I hope you are now less busy and having a lot of rest as the 43rd ex-president of the USA. May God continue to protect you. Amen.

Sir, I do know that you have not forgotten me. I still have the faith that you will surely give me an ear. I have gone through hell all these years trying to put soul and body together. I have now learnt my lessons the hardest way. That I am still alive is the grace of the Almighty God. Thanks be to him.

Sir, I am still waiting to hear from you. I do know that if you want to assist me being an Ex-president is immaterial. The only thing that I beg of you is that if you would not want me to come to the States because of my previous life (which I have renounced totally) do let me know so that I will know how to carry on with my life. If there are other ways by which I can use the little experience I gathered while putting together those music and videos I will then have to go ahead to know what to do. So, Sir, I beg you, do tell me a word. (hmmm, do you think with all that video experience, I could ask him to make another video, just to really prove himself? Laughing

Or did he mean use those skills to better himself)

I really remember and shudder at the thought of them how I risked a lot of things, went out of my way to make sure I do all the assignments you sent to me: The banners that gave me headache, the police cap that really gave me a lot of concern especially when you wanted to send it back, the all night rehearsals, the picture at the Volkswagen factory and the financial mess I put my self and the host of the choir. All these make me go crazy at the thought. So, Sir, I beg you. Let my pleading come to your heart. I said I have long ago turned a good leaf… I even accepted going to prison for my sins but you never wanted to hear about me again. I am just and still begging for your forgiveness. Just give me a word and tell me what you think and what you want me to.

May God continue to give you good health. Till I hear from you.

Yours sincerely,

xxxxx xxxxx

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