I'd like to thanka, Pastor Danka....Senegal Safari

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:39 am

What else rhymes with Danka... Rolling Eyes

I dunno, can't think of anything, but anyway, here is a short and simple safari from Senegal to Gambia... Very Happy

Not too many laughs, but I got the result that I wanted from a new baiting character.

IP - 41.208.163.45 = Dakar, Senegal

The modality. Danka wrote:

Sorry for the break in communication all this while.
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from United Kingdom.
Presently i'm in united Kingdom for investment projects with my own
share of the total sum. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in safe guiding of the tranfer that it failed us
some how.

Now contact Rev.Rochas Danka in senegal with this email ID:
([email protected]), ask him to send you the total of ($250,000.00
us Dollas) cheque which I have drafted for your compensation for all the
past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated
your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touche with
Rev.Pst Rochas Danka and instruct him where to send the cheque to you.

Please do let me know immediately if you receive it so that we can share
the joy after all the sufferness at that time.in the moment, Iam very
busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new
partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded
instruction to the Rev on your behalf to receive that cheque, so feel
free to get in touch with him, he will send the cheque to you without
any delay.

Rev.Pastor.Rochas Danka

CHURCH OFFICE
BP 105 Medina Road, Dakar Senegal
EMAIL: [email protected]
Number + 221 77 301 34 82

Have a nice day my good friend.

Regards,
Miss Nelley.

Fanny wrote:

This is wonderful. I am sure we can sort this out.

Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

GOD BLESS YOU MY SON .

In respect of your mail.You are required to forward your current residential or office address were your would want me to send your draft to.Fill this form accordingly.
Your Full Name:.....................
Your Contact Telephone Number:.................
Your Current Residential Address:..............
Your Current Office Address:...................

Send the bellow informations so that your Bank Draft can be dispatch as soon as I receive the following datas.for more information on the delivery of your bank draft kindly contact me on this telephone number:+221 77 30 13 428.
I will also enquire the cost of sending the Bank draft via Fedex.

Thanks
Yours Rev. Pastor
Rochas Danka
telephone number:+221 77 30 13 428.

Fanny wrote:

What on Earth do you mean by calling me your son..??

How many boys do you know called Fanny...??
See my photo attached, I am hot and sexy, do I look like any boys you know...???

By the way, how much is the cheque for?

Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

GOD BLESS YOU MY DAUGHTER.

Sorry my daughter in the lord i am here to say if i offended you by word please sorry,

meanwhile the draft is the sum of 250.000 dollars,all that you have to do now is to send your information's below here so that i can be able to send you the draft via courier service god bless you.

Your Full Name:.....................
Your Contact Telephone Number:.................
Your Current Residential Address:..............
Your Current Office Address:...................

Rev,Pastor.Rochas Danka.
Office Tel +221 77 30 13 428.

Fanny wrote:

Hiya Rev,
So the cheque is for $250k....Whooooh thats a lotta dosh...!!!
FANNY GALORE
+44 07017466444
ORFORD NESS LIGHTHOUSE,
NORTH LUNDY
ENGLAND

Please can you also send me your ID, and I will send you my photo.

Lots of Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

GOD BLESS YOU.

Dear Fanny Galore,

I, went to courier service company immediately to get the cost of sending your International Bank Draft/Cheque . However, I have negotiated with the courier companies on how the shippment could be handled. I obtained each of the company's price of their delivery and you can make a choice of the courier as their demands are as follows this is safe delivery no problem with custom or security officers be resasure it will come to your door step for pick up .

DHL
Mailing;.............................$55.0
/Stamp Duty................$60,00
Inssurace fee......................$280
TOTAL.................................$395.00

UPS
Mailing:.............................. $45.00
tamp Duty/Vat:................. $60.00
Inssurace fee.......................$280.00
TOTAL:.............................. $385.00

FEDEX
Mailing...............................$50.00
Vat/Stamp Duty................$65.00
Inssurace fee......................$280.00
TOTAL.................................$395.00

So go ahead and make any of your choice in the above stipulated courier prices, and send the fee immediately through western union money transfer to enable me get the fee paid to them for an immediate send you the Bank Draft/Cheque .

Here is the information to send the fee,
Receiver Name.. ROCHAS DANKA
Country........ Senegal
City........ Dakar

Please make sure you send the information you use to send it correctely with the MTCN number to enable me pick it easier to go and send your Bank Draft/Cheque

Thanks
Yours Rev. Pastor
ROCHAS DANKA
telephone number:+221-765-898-152

Fanny wrote:

Thats a ridiculous amount of money to post a cheque.

Either just send it normal post or I'll collect it, ok..
Love,
Fanny xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:05 am

I got the impression that mugu began to lose the script here. Either people paid him the courier fees or told him to f*ck off, but the fact that this pretty Fanny girl wanted the cheque but didn't want to pay fees, seemed to distract him.. Very Happy

Danka wrote:

Dear Fanny Galore,

Your mail and comments are noted with me as such i will clear your mail and write to your understanding, such an item can not send through normal post, you should have known that we are talking about money issue not latter or ordinal items.

With regards to amount, go through my previous mail and find out how i stated the fees to your understanding, the total amount is not only for curlier service but both stamp duty and insurance fees before it can move from this country.

I am not asking you to send the money for my eating neither for my pocket but to send your draft which the receipt will give to you.

You are required to send the money with information's i gave to you to enable me proceed in sending the said draft to you.

May the peace of our good Lord continue be with you and guide you in all Amen.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Fanny wrote:

Well is is really expensive, but if it really is the only option you had best give me your address so that I can send you a cheque.

Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

I mean that when ever you are ready for your gift (draft) you will proceed to send the money to enable me send the said cheque to you.

I have talk to you in matured means thinking that you will understand my words but my greatest surprised you are still complicating things.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Fanny wrote:

Now don't you start being rude to me, thats completely uncalled for.

What I said was that £300 postage is very expensive.
It would be cheaper for me to take a flight and collect it....!!!!!

Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

I made myself clear to you that it will cost $395 not £300 OK. your suggestion is well good, it will be better for you to pick flight and come down here as you said.

Please for the sake of Almighty God do not write to my hearing that i am getting rude. you have to respect me as your father if not any other thing as Honorable man of God.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Fanny wrote:

OK, well I am not being pedantic, I knew it was about 300 something or other.
If you think it will be better for me to collect it then I think thats a
great idea.

I bet its really sunny where you are so I can have a nice holiday at the
same time and we can celebrate in style...!!

I haven't been to Africa before though, so as long as you promise to
meet me at the airport and take care of me I would really love to come.

Anyway, as for respecting you like my father, well actually my father
died when I was a little girl, and I now live with my step father who is
really nasty to me.

Btw - here is my photo, can I have yours too please....
Love,
Fanny xx

I always feel that a pretty girl adding a little sexual excitement into a bait is a fun way to go.
It always gives me a chuckle when lads start thinking of their dick as much as their script.
So we'll see if this 'Honorable man of God' can be seduced... Wink

Quote:

OK, Your mail is noted, make a plan and date of your coming down here, i promised to pick you up from airport once you arrive in Dakar Senegal.

Just give me your movements schedule to enable me check my program and wait for your coming, your idea is good and fine, you need to come down and pick your draft by yourself.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Fanny wrote:

Hiya,

Yes I will do a fact finding over the weekend to find flights and
accommodation.
This must be my lucky year beacuse I won a lot of money on the lottery
recently, £46,000 as a matter of fact, so I can treat myself to a lovely
holiday.

You promise to be waiting for me at the airport when I land though..?
Afterall, I will be travelling alone and I have heard that African men
are always feeling horny, so you had better promise to take good care of
me.

My step father won't want me to go to Africa, but its somewhere I have
always wanted to go on a safari to see the elephants and tigers. Have
you ever seen the tigers on safari?

By The Way - Where is YOUR photo????
I have sent you a couple of mine, and now I want to see yours...!!!!

Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

God with your mail and your comments, as i told you that my promise to give you good hospitality in this country also i will wait for you in airport.

Tell me how many days are you going to spend? and what you like?.

With regards to Africa, is good and nice to come and witness alot of good things that created in Africa, i will take you around to see beautiful things such as elephants and tigers.

Best of luck while i wait to see you in my country, can you give me a call for more discussion?. Have a nice weekend.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:22 am

OK, at this point I have introduced all the elements for a safari bait.
A naive & pretty girl who is a willing victim with lots of cash, and is prepared to meet alone.
I think that the mugu is hooked deeply enough to believe in my character.
So now its time to hit the Pastor with my modality.... Very Happy

Fanny wrote:

Hiya Reverend Danka,
I hope that you had a nice weekend....??

Well I would really love it so much for you to take me around and show
me tigers and stuff.
That would be totally amazing they are so beautiful.
I am really excited and I would like to come to Africa as soon as
possible.

One teeny tiny problem though.
I cannot get a flight from here to take me to Senegal, they just dont
fly there.
My travel agent told me that everyone speaks bloody French there anyway so its for the best that the nearest place to fly to is Bangul in Gambia where everyone speaks English.

I will be travelling all alone, and I am quite nervous as it is, without
not being able to understand a word that anyone is saying.

Anyway, the good news is that I have been recommended to a wonderful
luxury safari lodge, and I am going to book a week stay there.
I thought that it would be really nice if you could come and meet me as
I arrive at the airport in Bangul, and then you could come and stay with
me at the luxury safari lodge.
Then you could tell me all about the beautiful and interesting things.
What do you think to that?
I will pay for all the accommodation of course.

There is another thing that I need to be sure about.
My cheque is for £250,000.00 and I am sure that I will have to pay some
sort of tax or fees, or maybe even a bribe to get it released.
Even just 1% would be £25,000.00

I don't want any nasty surprises when I arrive in Africa, so please tell
me how much cash should I bring with me so that I can have the cheque.

Don't be shy, I want you to be very honest with me about this.
Lots of Love & Kisses,
Fanny xxx

Danka wrote:

Dear Fanny,

Thanks for your mail and comments regards your coming to Africa and movement schedule of arriving in Gambia, however i will redirect you to make your booking to Dakar Senegal not Gambia, ask your agent to book your flight to Dakar Senegal on Gambia and forget about language as i can speak English.

For the language will not be problem as God have made me to speak and understand English not only that 30% of Senegalese speaks English.

With regards to the tax or whatever you will pay for the cheque, i can not say for sure the excerctery amount it will cost you for something like tax, hence you have known that some tax will be pay for the cheque, i will advice you to come with whatever you can afford. but to make things easer for both of us, could you be kind to give me a call or can i have your driect mobile number to reach you with for more discussion and directive.

My promise is to give you a good hospitality and take you around the good places in Senegal, I can say that Senegal are one of the country where turis are enterring ever day, you need to come into Senegal and get yourself enjoy.

I await to have your movement schedule of coming to Senegal also for your direct mobile phone number to reach you with, and my mobile phone number are open and free for you to reach me.

My weekend was good and nice, how is yours?

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Fanny wrote:

Hiya Reverend Danka,

Well I figured that just 1% of the value of the cheque would mean that I
will need to bring gb£25,000 in cash.
Thats OK, I can easily get my hands on that money and more, because of
the lottery win that I had. That money is just sitting in short term
investments at the moment and I can withdraw it on three days notice.

I will only do this business face to face, and I am not going to
Senegal.
They speak French and I don't, and just because you speak English is of
little importance, because I will still not understand anyone else.
I have also now discovered that Dakar has a lot of violent crime, so
there is absolutely no chance that I will be travelling there all on my
own with a large amount of cash.

I am prepared to meet you in Gambia, because its only a short journey
for you, and everyone speaks English, and I already have top class
accommodation reserved. Its no problem if you want to stay in Gambia
with me because my reservation will be for two people as standard, so
that wont cost you anything.
So come one and meet me in Bangul and don't be such an old mister grumpy pants...!!

But anyway, as I said I wont be going to Senegal, because my life is
worth more than any amount of money.

Lots of Love,
Fanny xx

Old Mister Grumpy Pants wrote:

I receive your mail and noted that, i will wait to have your call in Gambia as you said.

You forget to call me neither to give your mobile number to me, we need to talk to each other.

See you in Gambia.

Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152,

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:46 am

Fanny wrote:

You mean you will be there to meet me as I step off the plane...

Oooh that will be wonderful, and it gives me the confidence that I
needed to make this journey all alone. Without your promise to meet me,
I don't think I will be brave enough to do this alone.

So are you going to stay with me in Gambia?
Just so that I can imform the accommodations people that I will have a
guest with me.

Its a fabulous looking place, with lovely food and a 4 poster bed. I
will send you the website address when I have confirmed the booking.
Oh go on, stay with me, we'll have a brilliant time and loads of fun
together, and its all paid for....!!

I deliberately haven't given you my number as its ex-directory and I
don't want it being in the public domain where I am going to get
pestered by horny men and salesmen all the time.

I promise that I will try and call you though, now that we are going
ahead

Oh by the way, lets exchange photos so that we can recognise each other
at the airport in Gambia.

Lots of Love & Kisses,
Fanny xxx

A little tip.
When mugu wants you to call him, just insist that you did and bluff him.

Fanny wrote:

I was calling you all day yesterday and your phone just rang & rang.
Then someone answered and put the phone down on me without saying
anything.
That was really very rude..!!

Love,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

Dear Miss Fanny,

I am sincere sorry for your comments regards your call, I cult off the phone because i did not hear responds from your side when i am asking who is speaking, i was thinking of network problem please bear with me and recall me back as soon as you get this mail so that i can know your movement to Gambia and when to meet you.

Hence we have knows each other and have trust for ourselves why cant give your direct mobile phone number for me to reach you with, However when are you going to be in Gambia? to enable me schedule my trip to be with you in Gambia.

Have a nice weekend.
Thanks,
Yours in Lord,
PASTOR ROCHAS DANKA,
+221-765-898-152

Fanny wrote:

I hope that you had a nice weekend?

Its ok I forgive you for not speaking to me, I guess that these things
happen, dodgy lines and stuff.

OK, so to give you an update, I have placed a revervation at this place.

And I am looking to catch a flight at the end of this week because it
would be nice to be in Africa by next weekend.

Is this OK with you..?
Afterall, you did promise to come and meet me as my plane lands in
Gambia.

I have also notified my bank that I want £25,000 in cash so that I can
hand that over to you when we meet and you can pay all the fees and
bribes because you know the language and how to deal with these people.

Just let me know if its all OK, with you and if you are wanting to share the
accommodation with me.

Lots of Love & Kisses,
Fanny xx

Danka wrote:

Dear Miss Fanny,

My weekend was good with me and i hope you spend yours fine? I acknowledged the receipt of your mail with your movement schedule to be arriving in Gambia this week.

However it my nature and willing to be with you in said accommodation as you mentioned.

You have make any effort to give me a call so that we can hear each others voice. i requested your direct mobile phone for em to reach you with but not yet to have it.

Take care and see you in Gambia.

Yours
Danka.
+221-765-898-152.

Fanny wrote:

You have really made me such a happy girl, now that I know that you will
look after me on my trip to Gambia.

Its going to be wonderful, that you would like to stay with me too. Did
I send you the link to the safari camp website? I am not sure if I did,
so here it is again.

It looks like a big double bed, but don't worry about that, I am sure
that we can come to some arrangement, even if it means that we have to
sleep together.
I don't mind if we do have to sleep together because I am sure that you
will be considerate to me.
I cant wait to be in that bed though, I have always wanted to sleep in a
four poster bed like a princess..

So anyway, I will confirm my booking for two people with the safari
people, and apparently the have a coach service that will take us out to
their camp, so thats good isn't it.

Oh, my flight details, they are:
15/08/2008 depart london Gatwick at 13:40, arrives Bangul 19:05

Now, you won't let me down will you with some cock & bull story and not
meet me as I arrive at the airport.
Because if you do that to me I will never forgive you, I am coming all
this way just to meet you, and if you aren't at the airport then you can
forget it all, OK..?

Anyway I will visit the bank on my way to the airport and collect the
£25,000 you are sure that will be enough to release my cheque..?
And I wanted to ask you something.

I guess that some things are in very short supply in Africa, so please
dont be shy and tell me if there is a gift or something that I can bring
with me, because I will be happy to do that for you.
Like a new phone for example, because your one still wasn't working when I tried to call you last night....!!!!!

Lots of love & kisses,
Fanny xoxoxox

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:02 pm

Danka wrote:

Dear fanny,
Your mail and movement schedule of coming to Gambia are noted by me as i said that i am not only willing but very ready to be with you in Gambia.

I view the site of the hostel and welcome you in the same way as you
done, with regards to any gift, hence we are to know each other i will
say that your choice is mine aswell. what ever is in your mind to
bringing for me from your country will be accepted by me OK.

I don't know why you are not getting my phone through, could you be kind to give yours for me to reach you with, go on and try this two numbers aswell..
+221-765-898-152.................+221-771-730-103.

What will i get for you from Dakar Senegal? i hope you will like African
traditional wear?. feel free to tell me what is your choice from Senegal.

Take good care of yourself while i wait to have your call.
Danka.

I bet you are very willing you horny old goat.... Laughing

Fanny wrote:

I got an Email this morning from the safari people, so we are all booked up, and I am so incredibly excited.
I hope that you are as excited as I am...!!!!

Anyway, it seems that when you meet me at the airport, we will have to
catch a taxi to take us to a hotel called Kairaba where the shuttle bus will collect us, and them drive us to the 5imba safari camp.
So its just as well that you will be there to help me, because I would
easily get myself lost and get into allsorts of dangers.

Whenever I phone you it is just silence, not even a funny noise or
anything, just silence, its really odd.
I don't think that they make these mobiles very well because mine is always going funny too.
But anyway, here is my number, please just promise me that you wont keep pestering me all the time, ok?
07017466444 - Fanny

Well I know one gift that I can get for both of us, new mobile
phones..LOL...!!
Do you have a laptop? Because there are some really good deals at the
moment so I was thinking that I could buy you one of those if that would
be OK...?
Let me know if you already have a nice laptop, and I'll buy you a book or some aftershave instead.

Don't worry about buying anything for me, perhaps you can take me to a
local market in Gambia and we can look at the pretty dresses and stuff there?

Lots of Love & Kisses,
Fanny xxx xxx xxx

Danka wrote:

My Dear Fanny,

Your mail and coming are impress me each time i remember that i am going to meet you in Gambia, mean why i have view the booking from attached copy that you sent, due it are directing me in London both the hotel phone number.

I made every effort to call your mobile phone so that we can speak but quite unfortunate your mobile are entering voice talk without hearing any responds from your side, i was thinking your number is not correct? (+447017466444) kindly crosscheck if there is any miss take in the number.

You have mentioned of my choice regards the gift to be bring for me (laptop) i hope you will get that laptop for me as a gift and i have a book at my house, due i am not happy that you did not make any choice of what i will get for you from Dakar Senegal.

Are we going to spend up to 7days as your booking appear from this month? could you make more effort to reach me on phone as i have tried yours many many times, it will be nice if we hear each others voice OK.

Awaiting for your call OK.
Reverend Danka.

Hmm, so its the nice new laptop in preference to a book..... Rolling Eyes

Fanny wrote:

I am very happy that you like our accommodation, it looks wonderful doesn't it, and I just can't wait to meet you, its going to be so exciting.
I must admit though that I am quite disapointed that you never made any
mention about the photo that I sent to you.
I know that you are a reverend and all but you might have at least said that I was pretty..

Of course my number is correct. Think about it for a second.
If it wasn't correct, then how would you have got my voicemail mister stupid..??

Its funny to think that we both need new mobile phones, so I will
definately get a couple when I get to the airport tomorrow. And of
course I will get you a really nice fancy laptop.
Thats really the very least that I can do after all of the kind
assistance that you have been giving to me.

Yes I have booked for 7 nights at the safari camp, and of course that
booking is for two people, but I understand that you are a busy man, and
that if you don't want to stay with me the whole time then thats OK.
As long as you meet me at the airport and get me settled, thats the most important thing.
Please don't be offended about me not asking for a gift from you. I am a
very fashionable girl and like to see my clothes before I buy them, but
I hear that there is a really great market in Bangul, so maybe you could
take me there and we can do some shopping together...??

Anyway, I promise that I will try to phone you again, because I do agree
that it will be nice to have a chat before we meet.

By the way, when are you setting off to meet me?
Tomorrow morning I guess?

Lots of Love & Kisses,
Fanny xoxoxoxoxo

Quote:

My Dear Fanny,

Thanks for your kind mail and promised to give me a call before our meeting in Gambia. we both can not wait meet each other.

I am sincere sorry for not making any comets on your lovely and pretty picture sent across to me. i must comets that you look nice OK.

I wait to hear from your voice before our meeting.

Danka.

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:14 pm

IP - 212.60.84.242 = Bangul, The Gambia

Danka wrote:

Dear Fanny,

I hope you are in good condition as i have not hear from you regards our meeting in Gambia, your silents are giving me great concern. How could you stop communication when we have date past to be in Gambia.

Anyway,i will still wait for you to reach me with reason why i have never hear from you since i arrive in Gambia.

Best of weekend,
Rev. Danka.

Quote:

Why haven't you heard from me...?????

How dare you...!!

You were supposed to meet me when I arrived yesterday, but you didn't.
You left me all alone and you broke all of your promises to me.

Like a fool I came all the way to Africa to meet you carrying £25,000, I
bought you a bloody laptop and you never arrived to meet me.

Well thank you very much for having a good laugh at me.

Fanny.

Danka wrote:

I can see you as someone who are not serious in life neither in business, how could you said that you are in Gambia why you are in there.

You have made me wasted all my time ans church resources thinking that i am dealing with reasonable person without knowing that you are in serious in life. never the lass when ever you are to have your cheque you will be highly welcome in Senegal.

I was waiting for you in airport of Gambia thinking that you come as you promise but did not see any person like you. WHY YOU LIFE IS LIKE THIS? YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS WHITE WHICH.

I am back to Senegal OK.

Pastor, Danka.

Sadly that was the last I ever heard from Mister Danka, although he wasn't really very much fun, I am grateful for the safari.... . Laughing