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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:21 pm |
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Things are getting desperate in ladland . Are they in need for new recruits ?
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SEND YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, NEXT OF KIN, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER TO CLAIM YOUR FUND. |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:34 pm |
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They want to have some info on next of kin, preferable a email addy for their next attempt, but now you can add all kinds of "interesting" people to the bait to help to screw it up better |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:10 pm |
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Send us your children. |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Posted:
Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:27 pm |
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Sounds like an opportunity to tell him how you have all this extra cash but no living relatives to leave it to. Perhaps the two of you could come up with an idea with what to do with it? |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:33 pm |
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He can have MY mother. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:47 pm |
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^^^He can take my ex-wife. Since he doesn't say what he wants, everyone should email him and offer him things they don't want. We'll send it to him, COD of course. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:00 am |
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My standard replies:
sex: twice per week
next of kin: momma |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:06 pm |
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@ Kacky , ex wifes or mother in laws i can understand but your own mother ?
I will give it some thought . This one deserves a really good reply . |
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:18 pm |
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You'd have to know my mother. |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:48 pm |
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Vampire,
Why not find an NOK script in surplus, preferably something involving an orphan with access to a trunkbox or bank acct. or such.
Reply to that one, get a dialogue going.
Then tell this lad that you've been corresponding with this "child", whom you've made your NOK because they asked for your help in getting the cash/jewels/etc out of Africa.
The new lad will recognize it as bog-standard NOK scam, and advise you to drop it.
Then you can start playing them against each other, telling new lad that "orphan" advises you that new lad is a scammer.
At some point, you 'accidently' forward one the other's email address.
Then watch the fun develop! |
_________________ x2 x7 x6 x7 x5
"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
x6 x25
Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:04 pm |
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Kacky wrote: |
You'd have to know my mother. |
You don't know my ex-wife. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:08 pm |
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sellingrich wrote: |
sex: twice per week
next of kin: momma |
Why not combine the two for your lad's pleasure?
Sex: twice a week with your mother.
I'm sure he'd appreciate that. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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HubcapPixie3
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 3
Location: North East
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:34 pm |
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~ LaBrea,
I like ^ His ^ idea but just to throw in my two cents:
You could make a free account and a completely differant name then double the fun and play them too. If you are looking to get this scammer twice.... Well.... Yeah. |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:09 am |
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@HubPixie: I like the way you think! |
_________________ x2 x7 x6 x7 x5
"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
x6 x25
Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:02 am |
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Next of kin? Why do you want to know that? Are you in league with my good-for-nothing (brother/sister/kid) who has never held a steady job in his life and spends his free time waiting for me to die? How do I know that the two of you won't team up and kill me and split my money????
Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you... |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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