Dollar Chop - Extreme Threats

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:10 pm

I decided it would be interesting if I chopped my lads dollar. To his dismay, his dollar was duly chopped to the tune of £2300 GBP.

He was a little bemused and this was the following result.....

Quote:

I have read your email carefully and I have given it a lot of thought to how I should respond. I am NOT ANGRY with you for sending me this email and reading its foolish contents I know you intend to do evil.

I am going to make you a real offer that you will be a FOOL TO IGNORE.

YOU have an APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH and it is SOON, maybe even today.

You don't think you will die? 150 THOUSAND DIE EVERY DAY and a lot of them are REALLY SHOCKED that they are dead. They did not expect it to happen so soon.

So what! .. you say. There is no life after death!

REALLY? WHAT KNOWLEDGE DO YOU HAVE THAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

The Bible is very clear that there IS LIFE AFTER DEATH and what YOU DO TODAY on earth MATTERS VERY MUCH.

AFTER YOUR DEATH, YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO STAND BEFORE ALMIGHTY GOD.
(It is appointed for man to die once; after that the judgement)

HE WILL JUDGE YOU. HE WILL FIND YOU GUILTY AND HE WILL SEND YOU TO A PRISON CALLED HELL .
THE LENGTH OF YOUR SENTENCE IS..... FOREVER!

WHY?

Did you realise that when YOU SENT ME this one email you DISOBEYED 3 OF GOD'S LAWS which HE has ORDERED YOU to OBEY? You KNEW IN YOUR HEAD and in YOUR HEART (it is called a conscience) that when you sent me this email, you PLANNED TO DO EVIL or SIN as God calls it.

These 3 LAWS are:

YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
YOU SHALL NOT COVET (desire what belongs to someone else)
YOU SHALL NOT LIE .

So what !! I don't care... you say

By deliberately breaking just these three laws today by sending me this email, YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST GOD AND OFFENDED HIM.
HE DEMANDS JUSTICE!

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING when YOU SENT this email and the PUNISHMENT that GOD HAS PREPARED FOR YOU is HELL.

WHAT AND WHERE IS HELL?

DID YOU KNOW, JESUS SPOKE MORE ABOUT HELL THAN ANYTHING ELSE AS A WARNING TO US TO NOT GO THERE

HELL is a PRISON of the WORST kind.
Hell is a REAL PLACE in a sea of fire.
It is 5,000 kilometers (3,500 miles) underground near the core of the earth.

It is very large and contains a LAKE of FIRE about ONE MILE WIDE and VERY DEEP . Everybody who BREAKS ANY OF GOD's TEN COMMANDMENTS are sent there, ESPECIALLY LIARS. Have you ever lied? Then you are a Liar and this lake is YOUR FUTURE HOME. There are also millions of smaller PITS, FULL OF FIRE in which you stay forever.

EVERYBODY IN HELL KNOWS THE FOLLOWING:

There are NO UNBELIEVERS OF GOD in Hell.
Everyone knows JESUS IS REAL and HE IS THE SON OF GOD and they SHOULD HAVE obeyed Him.
Every other Religion or Belief that does not have JESUS AS LORD is a lie.
They know THEY DESERVE to be there and THEY WASTED THEIR LIVES ON EARTH.
Hell is full of DISTRESSED people who went to church and NEVER REPENTED OF THEIR SINS and DID NOT OBEY the laws of JESUS OF THE BIBLE (false converts).

So what will HAPPEN TO YOU after you are DELIVERED TO YOUR CAPTORS who will take you to hell?

YOU WILL ARRIVE there in a body that has NO BLOOD and so IT CANNOT DIE.
You will still be yourself and have the ability to see, smell, hear, touch, speak, breath, feel exhausted, think and have all your memories.

This is why you will feel the EXTREME PHYSICAL and MENTAL TRAUMAS

YOU KNOW AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE IN HELL.

YOUR MIND WILL SLIP INTO UTTER DESPAIR BECAUSE YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF ETERNITY AND KNOW YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THAT AWFUL PLACE.

You will experience THIRST, EXHAUSTION, TERROR and constantly be in PAIN.
You will be TORTURED and BRUTALISED by pitiless CREATURES who have NO INTELLIGENCE and REALLY HATE YOU.
THEY WILL RULE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. (You have rejected God as your ruler)

IT IS EXTREMELY HOT IN HELL, hotter than any fire here.
In hell YOU will always FEEL THE AGONY of these fires but you will NEVER DIE from them even when you WANT TO (remember the world trade centres? - people jumped off them rather than face the horrors of burning to death in the fires of 2,000 degrees (hell is ten times hotter)

There is NO LIGHT or colour in hell, IT IS BLACK and SO THICK you can feel it.

You will be VERY THIRSTYand there is NOTHING to drink - not even ONE DROP.

THE STENCH IN HELL IS SO BAD and BITTER that it will CHOKE YOU and IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO BREATH.

YOUR EXISTENCE WILL HAVE NO PURPOSE, EXCEPT TO BE PUNISHED.

In the DARKNESS you will not see the GROTESQUE DEVILS (who are up to 13 feet or 4 meters tall) come to you to TORTURE YOU. These creatures are 1000 times STRONGER than you. You are TOO WEAK to fight them or to ESCAPE them. They will RULE YOUR LIFE forever. They HATE YOU so much and they have NO PITY for you. They hate ALL human beings.

They want to RAPE your FLESH and TORTURE you in every way.
They will stand on your head and CRUSH IT.
They will GRAB your feet and VIOLENTLY smash your body until you burst open.
They will RIP your legs and arms from your body.
They will STAB YOU WITH SPEARS into your eyes and body.
The will PUSH you into BOILING PITS OF LAVA FIRE stabbing you repeatedly.
They will also CRUCIFY YOU on a cross.

Your existence will only consist of EXCRUCIATING PAIN WITHOUT ANY HOPE OF DEATH as an escape.

YOU WILL BEG FOR DEATH and SCREAM FOR SOMEONE TO SAVE YOU -YOUR VOICE WILL NEVER BE HEARD.

It doesn't end there - there is more.

WHITE WORMS will crawl through every hole in your body, your ears, you nose, your mouth and your eyes EATING YOUR BODY FOREVER and YOU WILL FEEL THEM DOING IT.

Millions of CREEPING THINGS each one HATING YOU, will terrorise YOU.

You will BE ALONE FOREVER and YOUR TERROR WILL KNOW NO END.

You will become INSANE with the CONSTANT AWFUL DEAFENING SCREAMS of MILLIONS of humans from ALL NATIONS and ALL AGES, as they SCREAM in PAIN, TERROR and DESPAIR just like YOU WILL (the smoke of their torment will rise forever and ever)

You will be NEVER be allowed to SLEEP or REST, not even for ONE minute - EVER.

You will NEVER ESCAPE or be RESCUED from Hell.

Every person in HELL only wants ONE THING:
ONE MORE CHANCE TO REPENT AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE THEM SO THAT THEY CAN RECEIVE HIS WONDERFUL SALVATION - BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

....and WORST OF ALL.....THIS HELL WILL GO ON FOR EVER AND EVER!

WHAT IS FOREVER?

Imagine an ENDLESS OCEAN and in it ONE DROP is ONE THOUSAND YEARS.
Imagine being IN HELL for 100 years, 1 thousand, 10 thousand, 100 thousand, 1million, 10 million, 100 million, 1 billion, 100 billion, 1 trillion, 100 trillion, 1billion trillion years, 1 trillion trillion and then it will be as if it only you only arrived......there is no end.

YOU STILL WANT TO CHOOSE TO BREAK GOD'S LAWS?
YOU STILL WANT TO REJECT YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF BEING SAVED?
YOU WANT TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR CRIMES YOURSELF?

DO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS A LOAD OF RUBBISH? then click here http://www.spiritlessons.com/ and listen to A MAN WHO WENT TO HELL for only 23 minutes!

THE GOD WHO CREATED YOU HAS SAID THIS IS TRUE.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO LIE.

NOW READ ON VERY CAREFULLY....THERE IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW even though you DO NOT DESERVE IT.

GOD has given YOU a MESSAGE OF GOOD NEWS. IT IS FOUND IN HIS BOOK, THE BIBLE: Go to the Book of John, Chapter 3, Verse 16: Here is what it is really saying

"GOD LOVES YOU so much that HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON, JESUS, TO TAKE YOUR PLACE AND SUFFER a horrible death on a cross for YOUR CRIMES.
HE PAID THE PRICE FOR YOUR CRIMES HIMSELF SO THAT HE CAN SAVE YOU FROM HELL.
.
WHAT MUST YOU DO TO BE SAVED?

You must admit you are a sinner in need of God and you have to repent.
You must recognise and accept Him and His work of the cross as the ONLY way you can be saved. Failure to do both of these means you cannot be saved. Only GOD can save you. It is NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
You must ACCEPT HIM as the only LORD of your life and as YOUR SAVIOUR from the punishment YOU DESERVE.
You must ASK FOR HIS FORGIVENESS for breaking HIS LAWS.
You must BELIEVE and ACCEPT HIS SALVATION THAT HE OFFERS AS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PAYMENT FOR YOUR EVIL DEEDS.
You must TURN AWAY FROM THE LIFE YOU ARE LIVING AND TAKE ON HIS LIFE.
YOU MUST PRAY TO HIM EVERY DAY AND DO WHATEVER HE ASKS YOU TO DO IN HIS BIBLE.
HE PROMISES THAT IF DO THESE THINGS FROM YOUR HEART AND FOLLOW HIM, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU EVERYTHING you ever did wrong and HE WILL NOT FIND YOU GUILTY ON THAT JUDGEMENT DAY and you WILL LIVE with Him in HEAVEN forever"

THIS IS THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU TODAY.

THIS IS THE POWER OF THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST WHICH WAS POURED OUT FROM HIS BODY FOR YOU AND BY WHICH YOU CAN BE FORGIVEN.

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO BE SAVED.

IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS AND YOU REJECT THIS MESSAGE THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF GOD AND PAY THE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR CRIMINAL ACTS ON YOUR OWN, IN HELL.

TOMORROW WILL BE TOO LATE FOR YOU - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

SO MY FRIEND, WHAT IS STOPPING YOU FROM FALLING TO YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW. ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU, TO COME INTO YOUR LIFE AND TO SAVE YOU!!

ASK HIM TO BE YOUR LORD AND TO BE YOUR SAVIOUR WHILE YOU CAN.
THEN PRAY TO HIM EVERY DAY, READ HIS BIBLE AND OBEY IT, FIND A CHURCH THAT SERVES HIM AND JOIN THEM. ONE DAY WE WILL MEET TOGETHER IN HEAVEN AND WORSHIP HIM WHO LOVED US SO MUCH THAT HE DIED FOR US EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW OF HIM.

YOU DID NOT EXPECT THIS WHEN YOU SENT ME YOUR EMAIL.
GOD HAS A PLAN FOR YOU. HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT IS HE IS WARNING YOU TODAY OF THE GREAT DANGER YOU ARE IN SO YOU CAN KNOW THE GOOD NEWS HE HAS FOR YOU.

YOU SEE, HE IS A GOD OF LOVE BUT HE IS A HOLY GOD AND SO MUST BE A GOD OF GREAT JUSTICE.

ONLY A FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO GOD.

ARE YOU THAT FOOL?

DO NOT WAIT FOR TOMORROW, IT MAY NEVER COME.

Your REAL friend.

"George"

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:13 pm

Nice reply, that must have taken him the entire day to type out! Laughing

I think I should take lessons from you how to do a proper dollar chop. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Quote:

Did you realise that when YOU SENT ME this one email you DISOBEYED 3 OF GOD'S LAWS which HE has ORDERED YOU to OBEY? You KNEW IN YOUR HEAD and in YOUR HEART (it is called a conscience) that when you sent me this email, you PLANNED TO DO EVIL or SIN as God calls it.

These 3 LAWS are:

YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
YOU SHALL NOT COVET (desire what belongs to someone else)
YOU SHALL NOT LIE .

So what !! I don't care... you say

By deliberately breaking just these three laws today by sending me this email, YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST GOD AND OFFENDED HIM.
HE DEMANDS JUSTICE!

Pot. Kettle. Black.

This is a WONDERFUL rant your lad sent you. Too bad you can't stick the whole thing in your sig.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:26 pm

Very well done! beers!

One hell of a chop

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Ask him to read it aloud...in front of a mirror!!! Very Happy

Nice work.

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

My favorite quote was, "150 THOUSAND DIE EVERY DAY and a lot of them are REALLY SHOCKED that they are dead." Some are really shocked, some see the bus coming, I guess.

Also, "It doesn't end there - there is more." Eight steak knives are included?

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:20 am

What a terrific rant! Well done. Very Happy

Now of course you're just going to carry on as if nothing had happened, right? Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:35 am

It's fine isn't it. Little does he know that another of my characters is going to chop his dollar tomorrow.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:55 am

Special_K wrote:

Pot. Kettle. Black.

This isn't the first time that I've gotten the distinct impression that lad hypocrisy is pathological.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:58 am

If you read the end of his rabid ranting, your dollar chopper can get salvation by just asking for God's forgiveness - and he can keep the money too.

Sounds like a good deal to me. Better to be repentant and rich than a failed poor scammer Very Happy

I think he should point this out to the Lad.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i think he may actually be a profit as he continuously quotes what god has said will happen to you

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:58 am

ask him to repeat it the e mail as your box was full and no content
arrived.

you might get a better one again.....otherwise that it one of the best
i have seen for a long time

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:10 am

Congratulations - a truly awesome rant. I love the fact he gives all his measurements in metric and imperial units too... very helpful.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:03 am

How long is this? Laughing

Congrats'

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:23 am

He certainly seems to have a lucid imagination. I can't help thinking that he might have picked up his description of hell and it's tortures from some where else. I just can't see a guyman making up a rant that long. Having said that I have just googled it and cannot find a match. So well done, a lovely long rant and death threat.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:57 am

I'd write this in reply.

Dolla Choppa wrote:

If you believed all of that, you wouldn't be scamming. So who are you kidding? Turn away from scamming now, and I may join you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I would guess that someone he was trying to scam sent that to him. It seems to be way too much work for a lad.

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

Surely he's got a future as a Preacher?

Would TWAT be interested in making him a Reverend? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:40 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

I would guess that someone he was trying to scam sent that to him. It seems to be way too much work for a lad.

Could well be. Anyway, I've sent it to a batch of lads. Waste not, want not.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:58 pm

Classic material there... I'll bet he was seething as he wrote that while trying to keep an exterior calm demeanor.

I just finished a dolla chop on a lad and now he is trying to educate me on the various scams and how they work.

I'll post it when it comes to its inevitable completion.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:23 pm

I agree that your lad has tried to scam some nutcase who has sent him that.

You could have a good time arguing theology with him, ie if Hell is 3,500 miles below the surface of the Earth, and the Earth is 7,900 miles in daimeter, then is Hell 900 miles across?

If its 20,000 degrees down there, won't the worms melt?

Quote:

IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO BREATH

But why would I breath if I were dead?

Etcetera....

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:50 pm

Great rant. copy - paste and send to another lad. spread the love Pretty Rose

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:19 pm

Great trophy, he really spend a lot of time there knitting that together, you got to tell me your secret how you got that out of him.

I did my first chop two days ago and all my lad did is change his email address to the victim not a word to M@c G0m3r whose email he has too. So M@c send him a nice note at his new addy and still no reply and to the victim he keeps up the appearance that everything is okay, he got the money and just asks for another fee now. But he is considering bank to bank transfers now Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:42 pm

Quote:

You will be TORTURED and BRUTALISED by pitiless CREATURES who have NO INTELLIGENCE and REALLY HATE YOU.

This confirms it : Hell is full of lads Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

I'm not sure why, but the bit that struck me as funniest was It is very large and contains a LAKE of FIRE about ONE MILE WIDE and VERY DEEP. It's the about, he's so sure of everything else except this.

I didn't realise no lying was a commandment. If it were, then i don' think a lake of fire about a mile across would be able to hold all the inhabitants.

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