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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:41 am |
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I was told how to immobilize a steam engine incase of an invasion, this was in 1970, (steam working in the UK finished in 1968). |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:16 am |
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Worst advice was to take out an endowment mortgage!
"You'll have a lump sum left over to spend on yourself"
Ha ha ha ha
Luckily we were in the position to be able to pay off the mortgage a few years ago and did so against the advice of the time.
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:46 pm |
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Don't lift with your legs. Lift with your back, in a twisting, jerking motion. |
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I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Buy High, Sell Low |
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"I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:48 pm |
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"You should settle down."
Sorry, "settle" is not in the plans for any aspect of my life. Settle = complacency. |
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"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:10 pm |
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From my career as building engineer for a contractor.
My instructions: It's just a platform at 100 meters (300+ feet) to step from the construction elevator in to the tower, say 3 persons max, make it 500 kg(±1100 lbs)
I construct/calculate it, have it fabricated and delivered. Next visit it holds four pallets of bricks  4x1600 kg (4x±3400lbs) Was I glad I decide to make it a tad stronger so I could use it elsewhere too  Would have been my neck if someone got hurt or worse. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:33 pm |
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the worst I got is "trust me... I know what I'm doing" |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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<-- I got a pony WAHOO 
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:58 pm |
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Plastics |
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 x8     < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
 x5  Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:06 pm |
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To buy a Mac. (Pokin fun  ) |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:10 pm |
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To buy a PC (me too but gotta love my avvy) |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
 Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
 - 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Whenever I wounded myself as a child my Mother would look at the cut and say "It's a long way from your heart, you'll live". So all during my life when I cut or hurt myself I would alway think of the advice Mother gave me. Then at age 52 when I developed atrial fibrilation (that's where the top part of your heart beats differently then the bottom part of your heart), I picked up the phone and called my Mom. "Mom, guess what? I have AFib and it's not a long way from my heart."  |
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:38 pm |
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"Natural " childbirth is a wonderful thing
Aye right, dont see many advocates for "natural " teeth pulling.
But never let anyone tell you a C section is an easy option ( the only good thing I can say about it is that you dont have to sit on your stiches ) |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:18 pm |
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The check is in the mail... both from lads and RL business contacts. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:36 pm |
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Now this won't hurt at all.... |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:13 pm |
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Dont waste your money buying apple stock at $5 a share (before the Ipod came out) |
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:16 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:35 pm |
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Dont worry... It's not loaded.  |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:37 pm |
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"Trust me I'm a doctor..."
"Trust me, I am an expert..."
Edit to add one I thought of...
"There is no way this case could go against us..." |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:56 pm |
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"You first" |
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microburst
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2008
Posts: 106
Location: The NY METS are my favorite squadron
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:07 pm |
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"Yeah, go ahead take another shot of jack daniels, you'll be fine" |
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"U WILL GO TO THE HOTTEST PLACE IN HELL" - E. She1k
"They also confessed that they have been rubbing for years..." - D. W4siu
"...how can you still believe that a normal human being like me fornicate with an animal" -D. W4siu
"i was crazy looking for you at the airport that very moment you arrive..." -J3ffy Kw4me
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:09 pm |
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"Your test results came back fine." |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X 
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:46 am |
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"All's well that ends well" HUH?? but ......it didn't. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:03 am |
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hell yeah, ever since i was a kid i was always taught to unload, show its unloaded and present / give unloaded, where the recipient would check it over.
-a crazy city boy farmer passed me a automatic, "its not loaded". i looked at it and the bolt was forward, i checked the magazine, STILL IN THERE. i tried to get it out. but the plastic magazine had been warped. i was serioiusly pi553d off ! i cycled the bolt and none less than 10 (ten) rounds popped out.
i should have beaten him with a stick ! |
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*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:18 am |
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"You really should join the company share savings scheme"
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"You don't need to tighten the saddle girth any higher than the fourth hole" |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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