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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:52 pm |
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One of my lads has been kidnapped!!
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From The Head Office
Police State C.I.D
Accra Ghana,GH(00233)
Zone6 Greater Accra..
Dear Sir, Piles i don't want this to come to you as an embarrassment or an assault, Sir i am here in the respect of J1m P4ul, I am Inspector M3ns4h. From Zone6 Greater Accra Ghana, I will want to know every details about you and him J1m P4ul,
He was kidnap yesterday by 8.30pm night. This incident happened in the Internet Cafe. They where 5 men who just came inside the Internet cafe and took J1m P4ul together with them, And now no way to locate them, His email address box was open when this happened..
And he was writing to his father, But we all know that his dad is deed, But through the communication of which we verify from His in-box shows that you must and you are close to him, But we don't know you Sir, Dos let Mr J0hn P4ul have a brother? that man from sirloin, who was so a rich man before he dais, Piles we will love you to send Us every details about you and J1m P4ul, So that we can know how or what next to do, for your information's, J1m P4ul is no where to find for now and He don't have anybody as relations,
So are waiting for your response...
Thanks..
Inspector M3ns4h, |
Is this Inspector supposed to be Scottish?? |
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:53 pm |
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Sounds like something the would do. |
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N.O.R.A
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Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:25 pm |
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Is that a part of his script?
Are you going to be his NoK now?
Enjoy! |
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Yastreb
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:32 pm |
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So your name is Piles... you're going to be a real pain in the ass, right? |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:00 pm |
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It seems scripted, but I was not expecting it at all.
I've been baiting him for a couple of weeks now, and after he signed an email with a name that has nothing to do with any of his characters (poss his real name?) my character got rather paranoid.
He explained that someone stole his phone. Somehow that means they can email me from his email account, knowing all the details of his scam.
Anyway, we discussed the need for some sort of security protocol, code words etc to make sure we both feel safe, and I asked for a picture of him holding a piece of paper containing a certain phrase.
This seems to be his way of saying no.
I'm going to explain to 'Inspector Mensah' (clearly not Mensa) that his lawyer (who previously cocked up left right and centre, eventually being sacked) is the prime suspect, as is whoever sent me the email with the wrong name in it.
Any other ideas? |
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'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:05 pm |
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When I read your post I knew exactly which lad had written it. I've been toying with him for a couple weeks.
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Dear Jane,
piles i want to know if you are willing to help me out..
tell me piles..so that i can know what next to do..
Thanks..
J1m P4ul. |
Must be a local dialect since Inspector Mensa spells 'please' the same way.
Edit to add: I remember that this lad's email address was killed recently because one of my mails to him bounced. To keep the bait going, I emailed the 'barrister' and he sent another addy for him. |
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N.O.R.A
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:19 pm |
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I am still shocked. As far as I know, Ghana used to be one of the safest countries in Africa. A mobile phone stolen and its owner kidnapped - that must be in the news there.
As for the language, that is how they speak their "English": the place of the consonants (and sometimes even vocals) varies quite oddly and against all rules.
VM, remember to tell us how the bait goes on, piles |
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manbiteslion
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Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:27 pm |
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Frankly I couldn't face decrypting your lads post, but the thought of a kidnapping suggests 2 games to me -
raise the ransom money and cut a deal with the kidnappers for his safe release
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keep emailing him explaining you have a cunning plan to make the kidnappers free him by making it appear as if you don't care whilst emailing the kidnappers that he's a worthless piece of crap and they can shoot him for all you care and you'll send them $1 for the bullet if they do. This way you prove your allegiance to the lad but you get to tell him/the kidnappers that he's 50 different kinds of foetid arsehole with all the gusto you can find (as you're desperate to get your friend freed) |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:55 pm |
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VicMackey wrote: |
One of my lads has been kidnapped!!
From The Head Office
Police State C.I.D
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He lives in a Police State?
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Piles we will love you to send Us every details about you and J1m P4ul, So that we can know how or what next to do, for your information's, J1m P4ul is no where to find for now and He don't have anybody as relations,
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Is he checking to see if you kept records of the scam? Did he lose his script or have you been passed up the food chain?
Speaking of food, I loved this line:
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that man from sirloin, |
You are dealing with a steak! |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:37 am |
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I didnt know Police States existed...
Oh! And ask him if he is medium rare or well done...I think he is over done if you ask me. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:04 pm |
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I had steak for dinner tonight. With chips, beans, a fried egg, and peppercorn sauce.
Still no reply from Mensa, but I really can't get my head around it. |
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'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:41 pm |
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10 steak references - well it would be rude not to.
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Inspector,
My goodness, that's shocking news! My wife Diane and I are very worried for his safety. We've read terrible things in the news in the past about kidnappers breaking t bones, sending pieces of rib eyes to family to get a ransom. Please bring him back in safety.
I really don't know how I can help. Jim Paul and I were friends, but just pen friends really, we had never met and I do not know about more family.
I know his dad was deed and he must have been having a hard time getting over it if he was trying to send emails to him. He did seem a bit blue the other day, but when a parent dies it's not really rare to feel like that is it?
He mentioned a barrister called Christopher Johnson, who seemed like a bad man. You may want to investigate him as I think he was trying to steal money from Jim.
His phone was stolen last week in the middle of the internet cafe, and someone called James Ado sent me an email from Jim's email account, but stupidly put his own name at the bottom. He had obviously read our emails as he seemed to know what Jim and I were discussing.
Jim is a well done man, but I'm not sure about the man from sirloin. He never mentioned him that I remember, and I do not keep old emails so I cannot look back through them.
Is the kidnap on the television news and in the newspapers? If I were you I would fillet with news of the kidnap to try and flush out the kidnappers or appeal to witnesses. I'm not telling you your job at all though, you know best, I'm just concerned for his safety.
I have spoken to a local nun, Peppa Koorn, and she will pray for his safe release.
Please keep me updated |
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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manbiteslion
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Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:17 am |
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^^^ this is bloody genius! |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:25 am |
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I'm looking forward to following this one. Good baiting VicMackey. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:54 am |
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whaaaaat??
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Yes i saw your mail and i am happy to read it. thank you very much for the information's that you have just given to us here in our office. i am promising you that me and my men are going to make a search for him in town.. and if we do get any information about him Piles what do we do?? Because over here in Africa, Jim do not have any parent or brother.. and you are the only one who has Ben Abel to give Us the information's that we need.. What do you think we should do?? if we see J1m P4ul.. |
Has he accused me of kidnapping Ben Abel???
Meanwhile, I have set up a new character, who emailed J1m P4ul last night, and got a reply within the hour.
Not sure yet, but the new character might be a private investigator, who is looking for my first character, who was last seen with a plane ticket to Ghana after saying he had to save J1m P4ul.
I think I'm going to assume it's the kidnapperrs using his email, and wind them up a bit. |
_________________ Good Cop and Bad Cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:05 am |
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That looks like a ham-fisted attempt to get a bribe. "We'll find him, but we're not springing him unless you pay us."
I would reply outraged at the question, what do they think they should do? Free him of course. My guess is that you'll then get a request for funds. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:38 pm |
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I can't even decipher this, let alone get my head around why an Inspector would ask a civilian what to do.
I'm tempted to tell him to watch SWAT, Ransom, etc to get an idea of how to deal with a hostage/kidnap situation.
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Dear M4t Cr3b41s,
yes i saw your mail and i want to let you know that we where abel get the informations on where the kidnappers. are keeping J1m P4ul.. and we are trying to get him out Sir. they are six men, and two ladies, but piles Sir we want to know form you what next to do.. because we dont waqnt in a condtions that if take our oppion at the end you put the bleam on Us, should we make hot with them or cole??
Thanks..
Inspector M3ns4h |
Make hot with them?? Maybe I should tell him to watch Debbie does Dallas too |
_________________ Good Cop and Bad Cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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Nancelot
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 90
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:46 pm |
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I would choose the slaw option myself, but that's just me. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:20 pm |
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After suggesting he uses fake money from the evidence lockup to lure the kidnappers, and then arrest them as soon as they collect it, I received this back...
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Dear Sir,
Yes i saw your mail. and i am happy to go through it.. we want to get those men by seating them up with money, Sir all we want from you is your full support.. i myself like i have the money i should have pay them to live Jim.. Sir we know what we are doing. is only that those men are hart less. Sir if me and my men open an fair for fair operation with them ME be we will lose Jim.. So piles think about it..
Thanks.. |
He's still not asked for any of the $5,000 ransom, but seems to think he has. |
_________________ Good Cop and Bad Cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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Quillan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 61
Location: Behind you.
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:39 am |
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*has a fit of laughter* This is brilliant! (almost said Sparta there, but refrained )
Just sort of conveniently forget about the mention of the ransom, maybe. That works sometimes- they think you plan to give you the money, while you have no intention of doing so. Well, you didn't in the first place, but your character has no intention of doing so. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:39 pm |
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I just keep mentioning scenes from films and stuff.
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Oh, what about the bit in SWAT where they go through the ceiling and sneak out into the bank through a storage room? Is there a storage room where they're holding him? You could try that. |
I think I should ask him to email me plans of the place they're holding him in and I can help plan their operation. |
_________________ Good Cop and Bad Cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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Quillan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 61
Location: Behind you.
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:41 pm |
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Hahaha, yeah, ask for blueprints with all of the security cameras, etc. marked in appropriate colors on the map as well as the location of all of the guards and the poor kidnapped lad. |
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VicMackey
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 116
Location: Farmington
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:04 pm |
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Oh yes - every last detail, and if it's not to scale, he's going to have to send it again.
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Inspector,
I have a cunning plan. It is a plan as cunning as a fox who's been appointed Professor of cunning at Oxford University.
First, I need to know everything about where the kidnappers are holding J1m P4ul.
Is it a house, an office, a derlict building, a warehouse etc?
What level of the building is he on?
How many kidnappers are there?
Are they armed? If so, what with?
As Inspector, you should go to the local town hall/library and obtain the plans for the building. This will be a picture of the layout of the building, showing the windows, doors, interior walls and air ducts for every floor.
When you get this, please send me a copy and I will work out the best way to complete such an operation.
I am a member of the Army Reserve, so I can formulate an attack and if necessary come over and help execute it to guarantee success.
I am very worried for his safety, so we need to do this as soon as possible. |
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(Group effort) - Oy3nka Ch1d1nma Lagos to Cotonou
'You are meant to obey our instructions not giving us instructions!!!' - 'Dr' Marc Benioff
'I will see who will regreat this at last good luck' - 'Professor' Charles Sudoku
'Why do you liar you never send any money instead of try to cone us,or are you having another idea of Cheat the poor boy and take his consignment away.' - Alhaji Mohammed |
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