Stanley: SPANKER - Insanity's Protoge'

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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:53 pm

We may beat it when Spanky sends his pic to the gay Bishop (who thinks "henrietha" is a girl). He's been told by his mentor that the pic has to be of him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:57 pm

And here she is, folks. Not exactly as he was told - it was supposed to be a wig and a dress, but here is RITA

Now, to my rather impaired vision, this actually looks a lot like Spanky. Anyone else want to weigh in on the likelihood? If it is, he makes a very cute girl. Laughing

ETA damn if I can figure out why that huge pic he sent shows up so small. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:45 am

No word from my fudge nugget today. I sent him off to go shopping for computers online and now I see he's cross dressing! I guess my Jane character needs to be open-minded.... Wink

ETA: I spoke too soon. Sp4nker just came thru with both the poem and the purchase order today. I asked for an official looking purchase order and I get one with whiteout on it!

I won't post the poem because it's the same but he did re-write it onto another piece of paper.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:37 am

*sigh* J has determined that the pic Spanker sent the Bishop is a - gasp - real girl! Spanker has been duly chastised by Wicca Jeest. He still needs to don a wig and a dress to take a pic. J will not countenance slackers. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:16 pm

Thanks to you all for continuing while I am buried with RL stuff. I (and Mr J and Kim, Bart, Henry, Jack, Ladcatcher, Ladette, Hop Sing, Mista Gee and The Network staff) will be back soon - vou

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:34 am

Titania wrote:

*sigh* J has determined that the pic Spanker sent the Bishop is a - gasp - real girl!

Along the same line, Jane has just requested that Sp4nker send a picture to prove that he's a real boy. Shocked

Vou: Looking forward to your return!

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:37 pm

No prob. vou! Enjoying myself with your lad! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:53 pm

Even in his absence, J inspires fear and trepidation. Very Happy

Spank3r was disobedient. He told Emi1y to send the money via WU. WJ gave him a slap and told him J knew he'd asked for WU and was unhappy. The lad almost tripped over his fingers in his attempt to redeem himself. He sent an abject apology to WJ.

Quote:

am so so sorry for that mistake there it was not intentional. Right i have written to her to correct that. Kindly send my apologies to J. Am really sorry for that
I will reach you soon.
One love

He then sent a quick note off to Emi1y changing the plan, and another one very shortly thereafter with these bank details:

Quote:

CITI BANK N,A 111
WALL STR NEW YORK 10043
SWIFT CODE:CITIUS 33
ABA NO: 021000089
AC/NAME; I,B,PLC
AC/NO; 3xxxxxx5
BENEFICIARY : Z3VIMAN1 INTERGR4TED SERVICE.

Score! It's going off to Alan, even if it's the same as previously given. A little more evidence will only help. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:44 pm

Well, it appears Alan does exist. I got an email from Gladesrunner he forwarded from Alan:

Alan wrote:

My friends want to make a special effort on this account as it has been around for over 2 years. Can you send me the initial scam letter relating to it and any relevant later e-mails from the scammer.

He was referring to this bank account from the Fake Stanley:

Details Masked wrote:

Acc Name= Barrosk1 Ltd
Bank= HSBC bank
Acc No= XXXXXXXX
Swift code = 40-06-30
iban= gb35midl400630XXXXXXXX
Bank Add= Stratford broadway e15, London United Kingdom.

I send Alan what I had - including a photo of the lad and several emails/headers. But, if you have anything additional that may help, consider sending it along.

(Sorry for the post in both Stanley threads, but if it's important enough for Alan to actually write an email, that's good enough for me)

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:43 pm

That's great, vou! Very Happy

Emi1y has to send Spank3r a bank transfer slip. HELP! How do I come up with one? I've been all over the forum, and I find fake WU and MG receipts all over the place, but nary a bank transfer slip. Can someone please point me in the right direction?

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:02 pm

PM sent, pointing towards the Great Marv.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Voudou, all I've got is stuff from the real Stanley. I haven't had any correspondence with the fake Stanley.

Two years eh? This sounds like a fairly successful lad.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:55 am

Agent Sp4nker is being a little coy with his 'real man' picture. He keeps promising it but keeps giving excuses! 'By this weekends' is his latest estimate now.

In the meantime he's aching to get his shipment of 30 laptops and a surround system from my daddy's electronics store. What should we do to him about this shipment? You know the shipment is bound to get lost Laughing

. Any ideas?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:24 am

hahaha, Its funny that he mentioned 30 laptops in a mail to me today. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:46 pm

^^^Irene: What exactly did he say about the laptops? That he was expecting an order to be shipped to him? Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:50 pm

Just Jane wrote:

You know the shipment is bound to get lost Laughing

. Any ideas?

Have them shipped at least part way by boat and have the boat sink?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:07 pm

or captured by pirates

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:48 pm

~ Just Jane,

I just got a contract to supply 300 laptops to one school of journalism here in our country.
It will cost a lot of money to procure these laptops so am trying to raise some fund to send to my associate in the US.

And again today(seems he mentions laptops in every since mailing to me, but these were the more relivent cases of it)

I just sent my associate in the US 180,000USD which is 75% of the total cost of the laptops and he has promise to procure them before weekending.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:02 pm

Be careful, ladies. The laptops will get stuck in customs, and the customs charges (and bribes) come up to $50,000. Wink

Emily has sent her money to the bank account (and the bank account to Alan).

The gay Bishop has made his move, and Spank3r - after consultation with WJ - has countered.

Bishop wrote:

My precious Rita,
I'm sorry that it took me so long to reply to your lovely letter. I was waiting for my newest portrait to be scanned into the computer. I wanted you to have this picture because it shows me at my best. I hope it's to your liking.

I am so glad to see that you want to improve yourself through education. Might I suggest that schooling here in the USA might be better for you? After all, you will be coming here to me, won't you?

I have been meaning to ask you - dearest Rita, do you have any brothers or sisters? It might be possible for me to bring one of your brothers to the USA at the same time that I bring you. That way you would have a family member here with you. Would you like that, my dear?

I am so enthralled with you, my sweet, sweet child. I can hardly wait to have you in my arms.

Yours,
Harold

And

Spank3r wrote:

Hello my dearest HAROLD,
Actually i don't mean to keep this too long. I really love you with all my heart.I wish you can view through my heart and see the love i feel for my dearest.
I will love to relocate to the US and live with you coz thats gonna make my dreams fulfilled and also make me a very happy person indeed.
Hope you understand this : AM A GAY BUT I CAN REALLY SAY IT OPENLY HERE COZ OUR PEOPLE HERE ARE SO TIMID AND UNCIVILIZED TO UNDERSTAND THAT AS HUMAN BEING , YOU HAVE FREEDOM OF LIVING YOU LIFE HOW YOU FEEL BEST.
I really don't intend to deceive you thats why i deem it right to open up now so that you may know what i feel for you dearest.
Hope to receive a positive response from you soon.
I love you so dearly my dearest HAROLD.

With all love from me
HENRY

Just in case the Bishop didn't get the message, Spank3r put it in all caps. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:39 am

Titania,
I'm assuming you coached him in his reply to the Bishop? Laughing

I wonder just how difficult it was for Spank3r to write that he's gay. His coming out of the closet email, he should save it, and keep it as a memento.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:12 am

^^Scarlett: I can't help but think the same thing. Writing these notes to the gay bishop must be tough on the lad, not that I'm feeling sorry for him or anything Rolling Eyes

@Titania and Irene: Jayhawk has kindly offered me a good shipping modality that I will be using on our Sp4nker. I still need to jerk him around a little more while I get his 'order' together. I'll start posting here more frequently once that gets underway.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:44 am

It's probably good that we are not all sending money at once. Emi1y has sent hers, but not the slip yet, as Marvinator is still creating it. Dick and the Bishop haven't gotten to the money stage yet, although Dick's girlfriend (whom Spank3r claims to be impersonating) has mentioned setting her parents up with a little store in their village, and the Bishop's new light-o'-love has mentioned schooling.

Hmmm - Spank3r has "come out" to the Bishop, and he has claimed to WJ that he is playing a girl with Dick. Is there something Spanky hasn't told anybody in the Network yet? Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:31 pm

Spank3r is getting really anxious for his transfer slip:

Quote:

Hello honey
please am frustrated on how to get the money coz i must provide the deposit slip for confirmation of the payment.
Please do the needful coz i cant do anything without that right now.
Hope to hear from you today.

Oh, and yes – as an afterthought:

Quote:

Love you so dearly my wine,.

Henry

Well, I sent the transfer slip (thank you, Marvinator), much good may it do him. Now he’ll begin to see what Stanley has been going through. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:18 pm

Update: Sp4nker is practically pissing his pants with excitement. I photoshopped a fake order from Best Buy and sent it to him. It shows that he's getting about 17k in laptops for free. I'm having 'daddy's' company ship them to me and I'll then ship to him.

As he sees the payout get nearer (fat chance!) his notes have gotten even more sickening sweet. puke

You think he loves me or the laptops more? Here's what he says today:

Quote:

Hello dear ANGEL
am really happy reading your mail this morning. I really appreciate
seeing the order summary. hope the laptops would get to your house
soon so that we can proceed with the shipment down to here for me to
deliver them.
I really want us to get married soon so that we can show each other
how much we are in love. I really cant wait to kiss you my dearest
wine.
Hope you wish to be with me soon.
As soon as i get this contract over with, i will then arrange for us
to see and wed coz i wish i could be with you every minute of my life.

Hope to hear from you today lol.

i love you so dearly my pretty LADY

with all my love

H3NRY

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:09 am

oh wow! And I thought I was special! Laughing

I got almost the same from him...its almost a photocopy of that. H3nry needs to get more original if he is planning to impress.

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