My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:38 am

Keep the ideas coming (no pun intended once again). After he gets the good word that he's hired, the possibilities grow even more. I was already figuring on telling him he'd need to do some man-on-man action. After all, my website is getting stale and needs some fresh material to reach a larger audience. And we do pay extra for gay scenes so there's a financial motivation as well. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 38

All the humiliating ideas are great, but why not go for the biggie? Arrested in Arizona with false papers, after of course, paying for his own ticket. Twisted Evil

Of course, actually getting film of him taking it from another guy and "accidentally" forwarding it to everyone in his circle, a la Famous, may get him tossed in Nigerian jail which could even better.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:54 am

I think the chances of actually getting him on safari to the US are slim, but you can be sure I'll give it a try. I'm sure he'll insist that I pay his way, however. But we don't do that sort of thing, it's payment on delivery only.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:15 am

Egads, this is reminding me of that bait at *another* forum where the baiter convinced his wannabe porn star to be that he needed some enlargement ahem down there. To help the lad in that department, the baiter mailed the lad a concoction of Mineral Ice sore muscle cream, habanero hot sauce, and Icy Hot to apply to his, you know. Embarassed

The instructions were that he had to leave it on for hours at a time. And of course pictures were required to ensure he was applying it right. Shocked

It was a very long bait with lots of other things going on including a safari to Russia, but at the end the baiter sent the pictures to the lad's unsuspecting wife.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:44 am

Ya'll are godaweful! Shocked

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:12 am

@JustJane - that was the bait that got me into baiting, truly hilarious!

This has the potential to be just as good. Of course he'll need to work his way up to the big time via smaller porn shoots with (insert humiliation here)

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

It seems to me that he is a little behind the times. If they are going to make any money these days, all guys have to be hairless... waxed. Both chest and wedding tackle; in fact all over if you can get away with it.

Then every month or so, you need more pictures... and he has to have it done again. The gift that keeps giving.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:50 pm

What about bizarre practices?

I would like to see the lad being whiped by some dominatrix or even better by some leather gay. Twisted Evil

I'm sure your studio will pay extra for such a video.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:53 pm

I would recommend you ask him to send a pr0n video first, as and auditioning video, to show your character what he can do in bed.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:49 pm

Eventually, you have to tell the wannabe pr0n star that the up-and-coming stars here all have tattoos.

Might or might not actually work, but I'd love to know that, somewhere in Africa, a lad is wandering around with a "dick farm," a la Bam Margera's strange branding stunt, tattooed on his butt cheeks.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:18 pm

I may be limited as to some modalities because this isn't a generic porn bait -- my lad believes he's corresponding with a very specific (and apparently well-known) pornstar. So I can't insist on a tattoo if my RL alter-ego, or her partner, doesn't have one. I guess I'm going to be forced to do some research... Shocked

Meanwhile no reply from my lad after my last encouraging email. I hope that's just because he's busy getting the new round of pictures taken by the expensive woman prostitute, er, I mean, photographer.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:49 pm

Please let him record a NSFW pr0n video!

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:24 pm

Shall i make a website for BARF productions?

along with the dot.tk domain?

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:37 pm

I think Ed the lad did something with chili peppers too.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:41 pm

Didn't he try to enlarge his "dig"?

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:39 pm

Whine, whine, whine:

worthless lad wrote:

What you've asked for will Cost me money. have tried all means i can..But couldn't get it done without having the money.

Cuz i need someone to take it for me.. and all the woman have met all are asking for 250$ which i don't have it. that will also cost me for the Hotel we gonna use and i can get u up to 10 shot.

I don't know how this may sound to you.. but if i can get this money i will do what you asked me to do.

i suppose to have send u the shot today but i really tired my best but couldn't work out withing the money

We all need money and you will make some money off me too. i hope u can understand me... If you really want me to be in your show and to really have this sex adventure with you..I don't think is something hard or the money is something hard for you to raise. have sent you some couples shot of my face and my dick and you saw it i think you just have to Believe in me and i will surely do not let you down.

love u
Sam.

Let's see what he says:

my character wrote:

Gee, Sam, I'm disappointed in you. I really thought you were serious about this business. I never took you to be a quitter, or worse yet, a beggar. You have to understand, in this business it's cash on delivery. That means once you have performed your job and delivered the goods, you get paid. We are bombarded with guys who want to **** me on camera. I can't pay them all to send me pictures. It just doesn't work that way, you know? No, the guys who are really serious about this work give us what we need to make a hiring decision. They don't stall, they don't whine, they just do it.

If you're just not motivated enough to do what needs to be done then I guess I'll just have to move on to some other guy. There are plenty of guys out there who want me.

Good luck with whatever business you decide to do, too bad you weren't serious about the porn business as I think you would have done very well and made a lot of money. But sometimes you have to invest before you can earn the payback, you know? I'm awfully disappointed in you. I was really looking forward to playing with you (I hate to call it work when you are so sexy and exciting!!!)

I hope that lights a fire under his sorry ass.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:59 pm

Nothing more whiney than a whiney lad. Even starving puppies in the rain are less whiney.

I'm sure one could get ones piccy taken in the altogether for a lot less than $250 in London let alone Africa...

Maybe he needs a gentle start - can he *draw* some sexual acts for you?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:43 pm

I suspect he's looking to pay a prostitute to take the pictures, but I'm sure he's exaggerating the price. What's that old saying? Oh yeah, "lads lie." Laughing

He doesn't work on Sundays but I suspect he'll crawl back tomorrow. I think he'll be very nervous about my willingness to shut the door on him and he'll do whatever it takes. If he continues to whine I'll suggest he skip the woman and the hotel and just have one of his guy friends take the pictures in his apartment. He has no excuse there... Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:04 pm

To my surprise he actually replied on a Sunday. But he's suddenly getting wary....

my lad wrote:

Well you can be disappointed but this is where i will stop.cuz this will cost me alot.
How sure if i deliver what you want you will pay me for it?

And another thing how will the Ticket fees be arranged and my Visa? all this is what i want to know am really interested in the Job. But sometimes someone can be Fooled. (Ya think?)

I wont take it that way but i have to be careful and have having a Good reason to this cuz my pics can be expose in the web. (Oh, you can count on that!!) when u've not even paid me or even talking of hiring me.

I want you to be clear and tell me what your intensions. cuz i can't be a victim of Loosers. Evil or Very Mad

I like this job and i don't think ther is nothin bad about it.. i already took some pics i will send you that tomorrow. i took them myself but i need to find money and have what u asked me too do.

Good day
Sam.

So he's stopping, he's worried about being scammed and having his pics getting on the web, yet he's going to send more pictures tomorrow. Go figure. Let's see if I can calm him down:

my character wrote:

Look Sam, I really don't appreciate you calling me a loser. That hurts my feelings, okay? You are the one who asked me for a job, I'm doing everything I can to help you. It's not my fault if you can't do what everyone else does. You think any porn producer will hire someone without a good portfolio of pictures? Sure, the pictures you sent show a handsome face and a hard dick, but like I said the first time, I need the full package -- the face and the dick in one complete picture. That's a standard picture that we take even if a guy comes to our place to audition.

You have to realize something, Sam. Porn is a big business, an industry. There are certain ways of doing business and if you ever hope or want to break into the industry you have to play by the rules. It's like any other business that way. Do you think you could become a lawyer without passing the bar exam? Portfolio pictures are a prerequisite in porn. It's just as simple as that. If you ever want to be in this business you have to play by the rules.

Listen, you don't need to spend $250 and rent a hotel room to shoot a few pictures anyway! Why not just have one of your friends take your pictures in your apartment? It's no big deal! A digital camera, someone to snap a dozen pictures, and you with a hard on. Is that so difficult? I don't need to see you actually ******* a woman. You can just [graphic explanation snipped] while your friend shoots a pic of you. Why is this such a big, expensive deal??

Seriously, you need to be more organized and resourceful or you'll never make it in this business, or any other.

Now please stop whining and just get on the phone and call up one of your buddies to have him come over and snap a few pictures. It's not rocket science!

I still have hope for you, Sam. Please don't disappoint me, okay? And please don't ever insult me again. I did not appreciate you calling me a loser.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:54 pm

Whine whine whine ...

I'm still keen to see if he can draw some pictures to put in his portfolio too - that should waste plenty of time and be good for giggles and avatar material Very Happy

@donvito - that could be another useful generic resource for baiters (like Simba's safaris and parceldirect and m7CNsecure) if it contains suitable instructions about what a portfolio should contain, exaggerated rates of pay, advice *cough* about how easy it is to get a green card on entry to the US if you're entering the adult trade - just print this letter and put it with some of your portfolio pictures inside your passport when you hand it in at immigration (they grant a temporary US passport upgrade on entry doncha know so use the residents aisles at passport control).

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:47 am

I was starting to think this bait had died an early death, but he finally came back this afternoon:

horny lad wrote:

am home and wanna **** u i wanna do am right online now. i will send u some pics for u to see how i feel about u ....and how i really wanna [snip graphic sexual imagery] . am hungry for it. i just left your webpage now. looking at your pics is causing me more attraction. becuz i cant wait to bear the pains no more and to [snip more graphic imagery]. i love ya
sam

So I'm waiting for the pics again. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:53 am

It's like watching a drunk navigate stairs. I standing at the bottom and waiting for your lad to fall. Laughing

Great stuff Juan.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:40 am

Sam is keeping some odd hours. He must be taking advantage of the post-midnight discounts at the net cafe. He sent 7 pictures tonight.

I've decided I'm not cut out for porn baits.... puke

It's bad enough looking at closeups of lad sausage, but he sent a few pictures showing the aftermath of his auto-erotic activities. Those are seriously disgusting. It might be okay if I could use them as part of the ultimate post-bait humiliation I'm planning, but these don't show his face They're just closeups of, well, the spilling of his seed. puke

Anyway, here are a few NSFW censored shots. Obviously he's taking them himself, in his bathroom. I've told him again he needs to get a friend to come over and shoot the pictures.

http://members.419eater.com/~juan_freizwidatt/sam2.jpg

(The above shot was presumably to show how he looks in the throes of passion. Ugh.)

http://members.419eater.com/~juan_freizwidatt/sam3.jpg

http://members.419eater.com/~juan_freizwidatt/sam4.jpg

In response to my complaints that these aren't good enough, he wrote back:

digusting lad wrote:

i will send it this week. ok i understand what u need. but u know am in nigeria and i dont have a visa?? to the usa yet. who will take care of it? and my flight ticket? let me know as soon as possible...

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:01 am

I would really like to introduce him to my character P@rker W1ll1ams, a gay porn star that is trying to go straight.

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

I'm not sure if this will help, but with respect to the visa, I tried to work on the idea of a work visa to come to the US in a bait. It was my first bait and was horribly confused by the lad, but it might be a possible suggestion. Maybe just the idea to not worry about that, if he performs well enough (urf) he would be in your employ and therefore would get the visa.

ETA: If it might help the humiliation, perhaps you want pictures of his face in the throes of passion, so to speak? I imagine that really would require another party. But the lad shouldn't balk, if he's going to do porn, he's going to have to do a lot while others watch.

(This really is getting a bit disgusting.. I need a shower.. But, great bait, nonetheless!)

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