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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm |
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So, I picked a letter from the surplus letters section and responded to it.
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Dear,
I,request for your coop,to Build a Tourist Hotel or Comm,Real Est,in your city.
- Chief Mike
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Dearest Mike, your email enterests me greatly. I've been looking for some solid investments since my husband died a few months ago. After taxes, I'll only have about $7.5 million. Do you think this will be enough? I've never done this before, my husband always gave me the money and I spent it, lol. How will this work? Will we be partners? Please let me know soon, I can't wait!
Kate Janeway
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I'm not sure whether he read much of my reply or not, but he responded the next day
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Dear Kate Janeway,
Sorry to hear about your husband's death.
However, I believe in knowing people that I do business with very well and wish we speak on phone before we go further into the transaction. Considering that we are far away from each other, we need to creat an atmosphere of 100% trust and confidence.
Let me have your direct phone number and I would be gald to call you. You can reach me on 234-8034715984.
Regards,
Chief Mike
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I'm certainly not going to waste my money calling Nigeria and I *cough* forgot to send my number in my next email.
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Dearest Mike, I would have replied to you sooner but I just got back from a trip to Las Vegas. Have you ever been to Las Vegas? It's great. they have all kinds of enteresting shows to go see and wonderful food to eat. Its lots of fun to gamble, too. I won about a thousand at the slots, but I lost about four thousand at black jack and lost another five thousand at roulette. Ouch! But thats Vegas for you, lol. I haven't had much else to do since my husband died besides travelling and gambling. Fun way to pass the time, but it does eat up money pretty fast. That's why I'd love to hear more about your proposal. I tried calling you a couple times, but it didnt go threw or something. The line kind of buzzed and clicked and then sounded like it was ringing but nobody answered. I did this 3-4 times and I got the same result. You say that we are far away, where are you? Maybe the phone lines are bad? Have you called the phone company lately? Are you sure that's the right numbe you gave me?
Kate Janeway
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Mike sends me a nice, long, message in return.
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Dear Kate,
It is good hearing from you today, I have been wondering why the delay in your response. Welcome back and good you had fun in Las Vegas. I have not been there before but have heard much about it especially during boxing. I wish when our transaction is through and I come over to the USA I would surely visit there.
I am surprise you could not get through to my phone line, it is working perfectly and the number again is +234-8034715984. I am in Nigeria, West Africa; I know we are far away from each other. You are 6hours behind us. Give me your direct phone line and I will call you myself. I would really appreciate we talk on phone.
I was the Deputy Governor of my state for 8yrs during the last dispensation.. During my tenure in Office I made lots of money through Crude Oil businesses I had with Crude Oil Merchants from Saudi Arabia. If you know about Nigeria, you would know that Nigeria is so rich in Crude Oil and my state is one of the Crude Oil producing states. Due to certain Government policies, it would not be ideal for me to invest this fund here in Nigeria to avoid Government eagles on my source of fund, so I decided to move this fund out to the USA to your account through your names as the beneficiary. When the fund is over there, I would come over to start my investments in Tourism Hotel and Real Estate. The business/investments I would make are going to be a joint investment between us if you wish as you would receive part of this money for your assistance.
The procedure for the movement of the fund over to you has been mapped out and I hope to lay it out to you after speaking with you then we would start immediately.
Meanwhile, for how long were you married with your husband, do you have children? Pardon my question but it is good we know ourselves better.
I am waiting for your soonest response with your direct phone number.
Regards,
Chief Mike
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It's certainly not MY fault that his phone's not working, is it? Again, I 'forgot' to send my phone number.
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Dearest Mike, What have you heard about Las Vegas? I would love to tell you all about it! This last trip to Vegas, I met a family from France. At least, I think they were from France, it was hard to tell. There was a husband ans wife and their older daughter. I couldn't really understand them, but they seemed to be having fun. Vegas is like that, everyone has fun there no matter where they're from. I tried calling you a few more times today. I got a busy signal once and then once I thought you picked up but i didn't hear anyone on the other end. The other times, it was like before with the ringing and ringing. I checked the number and even tried using another phone, so I do'nt know what's going on. You can call me instead ifyou think that will work better. You live in West Africa? What's that like? My husband used to do a lot of travelling to there, mostly South Africa and sometimes Egypt. But I don't think he ever went to west africa. We did get to go to Egypt on our honeymoon and those pyramids there are impessive! I have no idea how theybuilt them so big, do you? I would love to know. You were deputy governor? What was that like? Was it interesting? I guess it must have been if you did it for 8 years? Oil sounds like it would make you a lot of money, especially with gas prices so high, lol. I would love to hear exactly what we'll be doing, so please call me and let me know EVERYTHING. About my husband, we didn't have any children together. I knew him for many years, but we'd only been married for about 8 months when he was killed. It still saddens me greatley. I would love to see a picture of you, do you have one? I will find a picture of myself to send with my next email, but it is very late right now and I need to go back to sleep. I look forward to talking to you tomorrow.
Kate Janeway
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Mike emails me TWICE. Same thing in both emails. You really want that phone number, don't you Mike?
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Dear Kate,
Happy Sunday. Hope you went to church today, where do you worship? I am a catholic.
I read you e-mail but could not call because you did not include any phone number that I should call you with. Please, reply me urgently with a phone number and I will surely give you a call.
It would be interesting to have your picture, please do send one to me or send to me copy of your international passport on your reply to this message..
I should have sent you copy of my international passport but I do not have scanner at home to scan and send it but I would do that within the week as I would buy one tomorrow or next.
Being a Deputy Governor was interesting as I was the second man in the state but at the same time it did not change me from being who I am. It is just okay because people want to know you and respect you, at the same time it is stressful because one has to be cautious with what he does at all times because you are being watched. I thank God for giving me the opportunity.
Kate, Crude Oil business is where money is and with my position in this Country, we can pull money together to owe an Oil Firm and an independent refinery. Let us first conclude on moving this fund over to your account by the time I come over to meet with you, we would discuss a lot.
I wait for your soonest response.
Chief Mike |
Alright, I'll give you a phone number... but you have to read other nonsense as well. (BTW, 'Fe4nna Is4eh J3y' means roughly 'Fool's Gold' or so. For those of you that know where I got it, I don't care about it not being grammatically correct. So there. )
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Dearest Mike, I go to worship on Tuesdays and Thursdays at the local Fe4nna Is4eh J3y. Is there a chapter near you? There is one in almost every city heree in the US and I know that there ar at least two in London and I don't remember wehre else. It is very rewarding and I feel refreshed after every session. I thought I sent you my phone number last night? Didn't it go through? My phone number is X-XXX-XXX-XXXX. Please call mesoon and we'll have a wonderfully long talk about this whole deal. I am still looking for the picture that I wanted to send you, but my hard drive is full of all sorts of things. I never realized that 60GB was so big. 60 is such a small number. I'd like to see your passport photo, but I also want a more recent picture of you. Passport photos are so boring, don't you think? I would love to see a photo of you in front of the house where you live. Could you do this for me? Just so I know its you and not someone who walked in front of the camer aaccedentally (I take tons of pictures like that), would you hold up a sign for me? I think it should say 'Cat' (that's what my husband used to call me) and then underneath that it should say 'House', because that is where you will be. Then I will know that it is you. I look forward to seeing your photo.I'm going on a trip to New York late tomorrow afternoon, so I hope to hear from you before then.
Kate Janeway |
At approximately 2am, I get an email with a message. It's a hangup. Another one comes in at about 7am. At roughly 2pm, there's a 3rd hangup. Not too long after that, Mike sends me an email.
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Dear Kate,
I have been trying to reach you on phone since today but the line is constantly on the voice mail.
I will surely provide you with all that you requested and even more but I need to speak with you first before I would send the pictures.
Let me know the exact time to call and reach you so that I would call at that time.
Regards,
Chief Mike
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After letting him stew for over 12 hours, I responded. I let him know I'm not pleased with being woken up out of a sound sleep.
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I'm sitting here in my hotel room and I am quite unhappy. I haven't been able to sleep at all tonight. SOMEONE called me in the middle of the night yesterday and before I could get to the phone, they hung up. Just as I was getting back to sleep, it happened again. Was that you? Why didnt you at least leave a message? After the second call, I turned off the ringer. When I got to New York yesterday evening, my maid told me that along with my usual messages on my machine, someone had called and hung up. Was thatyou again? And now, because of last night, I had problems sleeping tonight. I cannot conduct business in my nightgown. Its indecent. Now Im going to TRY to get some more sleep before its time for Tuesday services.
Kate Janeway |
Waiting for a response from this guy now. If he replies, he's going to have to do penance for calling me at such an unearthly hour. I gave him my private line and he woke me up! How dare he! How can I trust a guy after that? The nerve of some people... |
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Zenya
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 51
Location: Chillin' with HAL.
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:18 pm |
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ROFL Feanna Isaehjey! |
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joseywales
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 170
Location: Formally Missouri, now Texas
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:03 pm |
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I used google to see what this Fe*nna Isa2hj2y meant and it lead back to this post. If I can see it, so can your lad. Bait safe but don't let them know that you are baiting them. |
_________________ you pizdabol
you suka
I HATE YOU!!!!!
YOU The Latest creature!!!!!
YOU The Mongrel!!!
KISS ME IN THE ASS!!! ; from sweet Elena
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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:18 pm |
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Good point. I fixed the words. He hasn't googled yet, still emailing.
Time to put up some small local chapter websites. *cough* But later. |
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