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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:40 pm

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NEW BRITISH GOVERNMENT BRITISH CITIZENSHIP AMNESTY IS HERE RUSH IT NOW BEFORE IT
CLOSES!

New British Government has granted CITIZENSHIP amnesty to all the countries of
the world. It is a free citizenship granted to everyone irrespective of their
culture, tradition, tribe, sex, marital status, Nationality or Location. You can
become a BRITISH CITIZEN from anywhere around the world. All you need to do is
to apply here now!!! Send us your CV at [email protected] or
[email protected]

Become a BRITISH CITIZEN now and enjoy her benefits and also be entitle to travel freely around the world. Free Application/Procession. This Offer lasts for two weeks only, so apply now!

Sign by:

James Hall, Chief Executive of the Identity and Passport Service

Sir David Normington, Permanent Secretary of the Home Office

Jacqui Smith - Home Secretary

I think we should all apply for this, even if you are already a Brit, you can always pretend you are of any 'culture, tradition, tribe, sex, marital status, Nationality or Location' you can think of. We can travel everywhere for free, we even get to go on a free procession!

I have asked Jaqui Smith if I can come and live with her, because her cleavage is well fit.

I can't wait to see what happens next! Is there a prize for the most original applicant? No doubt there will be fees....

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:48 pm

Wow! Just what I've always wanted! What special benefits will I be able to apply for as a Brit? And will I have to talk funny like you guys too?

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:57 pm

I can finally realize my dream of becoming a Spice Girl!

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:08 pm

My dreams are finally coming true! I may have to reply to this one!! Good one, Roy! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:08 pm

No thanks - I do not wanna age bad like many English women do.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:11 pm

Why bother applying? All you need to do is to hide on a lorry at Calais, and jump out when you reach the UK.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:11 pm

Where's Jojobean?
He got this email earlier, thought it was for real and sent off a reply.

He's always telling me that he'd love to become a Brit. He absolutely loves the Queen and worships the UK.

When he sees this thread he's going to be very dissapointed that it's just another scam.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

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English women do.

So Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish dont Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:22 pm

^^^ Scots women rock! Smile

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:26 pm

Thx to email i be king of Ingland soon OOOOOOO
Laughing

This is a great example of scam letters going after somebody besides the evil, rich westerners. They'll take anybody's money.

I think I'll reply to this little darlin' with every account I've got.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:28 pm

It's not a modality I've seen before. I've sent him two replies, one from my 10 year old female persona, asking what a CV is.

Edit Three replies now. One from a Welshman wanting to be a British citizen. Lad geography is often poor.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:40 pm

I've got a flashlight fetish. Will it develop into a torch fetish?

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

We dont all age badly Mami - honest. I truly believed I looked good for my age til the bitch in the chemist suggested to me last week that I try their new foundation for the more mature skin. Evil or Very Mad

British Amnesty at yahoo - yep that would be about right

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:04 pm

To assist all applicants, here's a Brit recognition photo

Don't ever greet with the words "See you pal".

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:09 pm

I wonder if the Brits will wanna make John Gacy a citizen. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Good afternoon-

A friend forwarded me this email, and since I need to get out of the country quick it couldn't have come at a better time! My name is John Gacy. I am a 64 year old man, and I feel that I have been unfairly treated in my country. I mean really, who hasn't killed the occasional boy scout? Should I be judged on 30 or so indiscretions? I think not.

Anyhoo,

I would like to come to Great Britain and become a citizen. My hobbies include dressing up like a clown for kids parties and politics.

I look forward to talking with you!

Sincerely,
John Wayne "Pogo the Clown" Gacy

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:24 pm

It would be a formality as Al Bundy is currently Prime Minister.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:26 pm

@Gomer,

sorry to change Ted Bundy to JW Gacy, just thought it would give me a little more artistic license. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Awesome! I've always wanted to be British.

I love tea and James Bond movies - do you think that's enough to put on the CV? Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm

^^James Bond movies...oh yes...that definately qualifies you right away!! Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 4

Oo! Now I can go meet my Prince Charming! *SO* excited!

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:59 am

I responded to this one. I wonder how swamped they are with responses now.

Anyone else think that this could be a genuinely 'free' thing? Genuine in that they MIGHT not actually charge you anything.

This would be a good way for them to get a bunch of seemingly real information on people that they can use in later scams. I imagine that they may accept everyone's CV and say 'thank you, your application is being processed', etc. and disappear.

Of course, I could be wrong and some "unexpected fees" may appear.

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:15 am

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Hello I would like to be UK citizen please give me passport.

I am from Kurplekistan a muslim country and UK will not give me refugee and my camel was stolen along with my AK-47. My hobbies are bomb making and contract bridge. I have my own business running a terrorist training camp but we have problems due to the credit crisis in the US.

I tired of life on the most wanted list and wan to move to UK, save off my beard and open a hop near Windsor castle selling ceramin egg cups with little legs.

I am sure they a fine upstanding citizen like me in..... Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

Do I have to like soccer, though? Hey, I like Gordon Ramsay, Pink Floyd, and even English muffins. But if I have to pick some team and "support" them, well, that's a deal breaker.

Having said that, I have replied.. If the wrong candidate is elected President, I'd like an escape route. If push comes to shove, I'll pick Chelsea.

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:51 am

I'm so excited! I got my invitation to get my citizenship too. I have no problem becoming a Brit but just don't make me do any of that Morris dancing. No way, no how. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:07 am

I'm Irish

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