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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:40 pm |
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NEW BRITISH GOVERNMENT BRITISH CITIZENSHIP AMNESTY IS HERE RUSH IT NOW BEFORE IT
CLOSES!
New British Government has granted CITIZENSHIP amnesty to all the countries of
the world. It is a free citizenship granted to everyone irrespective of their
culture, tradition, tribe, sex, marital status, Nationality or Location. You can
become a BRITISH CITIZEN from anywhere around the world. All you need to do is
to apply here now!!! Send us your CV at [email protected] or
[email protected]
Become a BRITISH CITIZEN now and enjoy her benefits and also be entitle to travel freely around the world. Free Application/Procession. This Offer lasts for two weeks only, so apply now!
Sign by:
James Hall, Chief Executive of the Identity and Passport Service
Sir David Normington, Permanent Secretary of the Home Office
Jacqui Smith - Home Secretary |
I think we should all apply for this, even if you are already a Brit, you can always pretend you are of any 'culture, tradition, tribe, sex, marital status, Nationality or Location' you can think of. We can travel everywhere for free, we even get to go on a free procession!
I have asked Jaqui Smith if I can come and live with her, because her cleavage is well fit.
I can't wait to see what happens next! Is there a prize for the most original applicant? No doubt there will be fees.... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:48 pm |
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Wow! Just what I've always wanted! What special benefits will I be able to apply for as a Brit? And will I have to talk funny like you guys too? |
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:57 pm |
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I can finally realize my dream of becoming a Spice Girl! |
_________________ x2 x9 x2 x2 x3
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:08 pm |
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My dreams are finally coming true! I may have to reply to this one!! Good one, Roy! |
_________________ ~~
bastard thief-FBI
x5
your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:08 pm |
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No thanks - I do not wanna age bad like many English women do. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:11 pm |
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Why bother applying? All you need to do is to hide on a lorry at Calais, and jump out when you reach the UK. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:11 pm |
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Where's Jojobean?
He got this email earlier, thought it was for real and sent off a reply.
He's always telling me that he'd love to become a Brit. He absolutely loves the Queen and worships the UK.
When he sees this thread he's going to be very dissapointed that it's just another scam. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:13 pm |
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So Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish dont |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Zenya
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 51
Location: Chillin' with HAL.
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:22 pm |
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^^^ Scots women rock! |
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SomersetC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Texas
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:26 pm |
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Thx to email i be king of Ingland soon OOOOOOO
This is a great example of scam letters going after somebody besides the evil, rich westerners. They'll take anybody's money.
I think I'll reply to this little darlin' with every account I've got. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:28 pm |
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It's not a modality I've seen before. I've sent him two replies, one from my 10 year old female persona, asking what a CV is.
Edit Three replies now. One from a Welshman wanting to be a British citizen. Lad geography is often poor. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:40 pm |
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I've got a flashlight fetish. Will it develop into a torch fetish? |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:04 pm |
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We dont all age badly Mami - honest. I truly believed I looked good for my age til the bitch in the chemist suggested to me last week that I try their new foundation for the more mature skin.
British Amnesty at yahoo - yep that would be about right |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:04 pm |
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To assist all applicants, here's a Brit recognition photo
Don't ever greet with the words "See you pal". |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:09 pm |
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I wonder if the Brits will wanna make John Gacy a citizen.
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Good afternoon-
A friend forwarded me this email, and since I need to get out of the country quick it couldn't have come at a better time! My name is John Gacy. I am a 64 year old man, and I feel that I have been unfairly treated in my country. I mean really, who hasn't killed the occasional boy scout? Should I be judged on 30 or so indiscretions? I think not.
Anyhoo,
I would like to come to Great Britain and become a citizen. My hobbies include dressing up like a clown for kids parties and politics.
I look forward to talking with you!
Sincerely,
John Wayne "Pogo the Clown" Gacy |
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x 5
Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:24 pm |
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It would be a formality as Al Bundy is currently Prime Minister. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:26 pm |
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@Gomer,
sorry to change Ted Bundy to JW Gacy, just thought it would give me a little more artistic license. |
_________________ x2 x9 x2 x2 x3
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Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:59 pm |
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Awesome! I've always wanted to be British.
I love tea and James Bond movies - do you think that's enough to put on the CV? |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm |
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^^James Bond movies...oh yes...that definately qualifies you right away!! |
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bastard thief-FBI
x5
your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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v0x
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Aug 2008
Posts: 4
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:59 pm |
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Oo! Now I can go meet my Prince Charming! *SO* excited! |
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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:59 am |
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I responded to this one. I wonder how swamped they are with responses now.
Anyone else think that this could be a genuinely 'free' thing? Genuine in that they MIGHT not actually charge you anything.
This would be a good way for them to get a bunch of seemingly real information on people that they can use in later scams. I imagine that they may accept everyone's CV and say 'thank you, your application is being processed', etc. and disappear.
Of course, I could be wrong and some "unexpected fees" may appear. |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:15 am |
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Hello I would like to be UK citizen please give me passport.
I am from Kurplekistan a muslim country and UK will not give me refugee and my camel was stolen along with my AK-47. My hobbies are bomb making and contract bridge. I have my own business running a terrorist training camp but we have problems due to the credit crisis in the US.
I tired of life on the most wanted list and wan to move to UK, save off my beard and open a hop near Windsor castle selling ceramin egg cups with little legs. |
I am sure they a fine upstanding citizen like me in..... |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:22 am |
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Do I have to like soccer, though? Hey, I like Gordon Ramsay, Pink Floyd, and even English muffins. But if I have to pick some team and "support" them, well, that's a deal breaker.
Having said that, I have replied.. If the wrong candidate is elected President, I'd like an escape route. If push comes to shove, I'll pick Chelsea. |
_________________ x4
"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:51 am |
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I'm so excited! I got my invitation to get my citizenship too. I have no problem becoming a Brit but just don't make me do any of that Morris dancing. No way, no how. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:07 am |
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I'm Irish |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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