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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:04 am |
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C'mon - 'fess up.
Who did this to a Lad ?
If the Lad is this stupid - I replied including Moriarty, dwile flonking and crinoid ossicles (and if you know what they are without using Google, you are either very sad, or like me rather clever  ).
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HELLO,
I AM FROM SHERLOCK HOLMES ASSOCIATION FOR WATSON SOCIETY.
I AM THE GREAT OOMPAH-LOOMPAH IN HERE AND HAVE OUTLANDISH BUSINESS KEG FOR YOU MY DEAR MORIARTY. SHERLOCK HOLMES ASSOCIATION FOR WATSON SOCIETY IS IN POSITION OF IMPORTANT INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTION OF GOLD DERRIERES. WE SELL GOLD DERRIERES EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD FOR PROPOSING THE WELFARE OF GOLD DERRIERES. GOLD DERRIERES ARE GOOD BUSINESS KEG BECAUSE WHEN INJECTING SEMINAL FLUID THEY PRODUCE MORE GOLD DERRIERES.
IT IS WIDELY TAKEN WITH EXTRAORDINARY GRAIN OF SALT THAT GOLD DERRIERES ARE THE FUTURE OF GOLD PRODUCTION AND MINES WILL BE MOST JUILLOYSLY UNDERMINED IN THE RECENT FUTURE. THIS IS WHY I OFFER YOU A FAMISHED OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE GOLD DERRIERES FOR VERY LOW PRICE OF $5,000 USD PER DERRIERE. PLEASE GET BACK ME FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION OF YOUR FUTURE TREPIDATION.
EMAIL ME WITH YOUR RESPONSE ON: [email protected]
SINCERELY.
ENGR. ROBERT SOFFEN |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:11 am |
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I believe that Cyric is our hero. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148114&highlight=gold+derriere |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:02 am |
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This sounds exactly like my line of expertise.  |
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:55 am |
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I feel like replying to this "format" myself  but I better say "hi" to Cyric in a different way |
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the ball is in your cult
 x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+  x 4 --      |
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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:13 am |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:26 am |
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[Insert stoic and self confident bow to the audience here]
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[Five seconds later insert little Cyric bunny hopping into sunset like an excited hamster screaming: "whee, it worked, it worked, I can't believe it worked!!"]
Anyway, I'm glad this has now officially landed in fellow baiters' email too. I received my own copy a while ago from another lad and have been baiting him for a while (feels absurd to bait my own script), so I hope this new one will give some of you the joy that my recent unfortunate massbait could not. |
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x34,  x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:37 am |
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 This is very funny. Typical lad, though, Cyric - you think you're working together, and he's going freelance the minute he thinks you're not looking. Tsk. |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:03 am |
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^^
I don't think this is any of my office bois. I spammed that script to literally hundreds of lads and made it look like it was intended for another member of my gang.
(Shameless advert: the technique is explained in Eater university's fake lad article written by Cyr...a very clever and devilishly handsome fake lad baiter who prefers to remain anonymous.) |
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x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:19 pm |
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Doesn't that result in some bizarre divide-by-zero crash? |
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"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:59 am |
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Lovely format, Cyric! I couldn't resist and had to give it a go...
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| WESTERN UNION IS VERY ANTEDILUVIAN COMPANY PRONE TO BE USED IN ALL THE MOST PREPOSTEROUS BUSINESS DEALS AND YOU CAN REST 100% ASSURED OF CHAGRIN WHEN USING IT. |
Normally we like to get lads off their script, but this has been a rare exception when I actually enjoy getting the next script. Excellent work!  |
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catjan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 74
Location: Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Poland, BJ1 KM4
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:31 am |
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This is really great. It sounds like Mad Libs gone wild or something. |
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