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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:40 pm

I'm about to give your number to Barrister Mart1ns C0le from London.

You are a member of the Northern Territory Tourist Bureau, and acquainted with retired Marine Captain . You've known him for three years and can vouch for his honesty and sobriety. He's an Iraq veteran who suffered injuries from a roadside bomb that left him with permanent inner ear damage (basically deaf).

It should be at least a couple of days before the Lad calls.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:26 pm

Barrister Obaj1 was impressed!

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I got your email with thanks and had spoking with Shu already today about everything there is no trouble having in our transaction he is very inteligent and is trying to be a man by your side more important he knows God.

Cammy was dismissive:

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Yeah, I know Stu's a Christian, worse luck - I'm just glad to be deaf so he can't do that witnessing crap. I don't try to convert him to Asatru, so he could at least return the favour!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:55 am

If you should get a call about Cammy from a of A11ied and P1astic Mou1d Company, be surprised and confused that she never told you about any new job.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:19 pm

I've got some mobile numbers available if anyone needs them. Free sim cards. If you think it might help PM me for details
I like to have a number that is registered but the sim is never in a phone so the Lads always get a not available message.
I had a couple of baits where I told them I had to climb to the top of the water tank for reception. They always called at the wrong time Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:34 am

Esq, I'm just about to give your number to another Burkina Lad. If someone calls for Camille, get suspicious and ask who's calling for her. Assuming he persists - eventually tell him that she won't be coming to the phone as she's hearing-impaired.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:58 am

Dear Esq,

You may expect a call from Pr1nc3 K0f1.
My character name is 0ct4v3, but I introduced Pr0fessor Stu4rt Fi3lding as my secretary who answers phone for me regarding my hearing deficiency.
This lad is in gold business, and we really are not far, so tell him anything you want Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:09 am

You may get a call for from Barrister L4ur4n P4u1. As Cammy's boyfriend (40 years old to her 24), you are suspicious of all male callers and jealousy is never far from the surface. She's hearing-impaired so you can offer to take messages (she's out right now).

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:45 am

Reverend may be calling for . Again, you are intensely suspicious of unknown male callers.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:28 am

If M0hammed Kab0re or 4lhaji B3ll0 1brahim should call you... be suspicious and jealous.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:30 am

This just in:

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i called you today but a Lady picked up the Phone

Cammy had to ask:

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[So] when you rang me a Lady picked up the phone - are you saying I'm not a Lady?

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:20 am

Mr. Abd00l Zain0ul (for Mrs:Arinde1 5hana) may be calling some time soon for . Again, be suspicious and jealous of any man who wants to speak to your much younger hearing-impaired photomodel girlfriend.

BTW - you're in Sydney, in case they ask. That's where Stu and Cammy live.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:03 am

You may expect a call from M1k3 Gen33n, searching for M4ria R0s4 P4lerm4.
I told him you were my assistant, and than I cannot answer phone.
Abuse at will, we are nowhere, nothing special uptil now.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:05 am

Albator wrote:

You may expect a call from M1k3 Gen33n, searching for M4ria R0s4 P4lerm4.
I told him you were my assistant, and than I cannot answer phone.
Abuse at will, we are nowhere, nothing special uptil now.

will do with pleasure

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:08 am

^^^^

Thanks man Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:36 pm

I think I lost track of the Lads Cammy is writing to - I gave your number to 3dward M1ller and forgot to tell you.

He wrote:

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Also I tried reaching you but to no avial. Get back Asap.

Cammy replied:

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Did you leave any messages? Stu didn't tell me if there were any.

Apparently he did:

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I drop a message in your voice mail.

This, of course, Cammy can't hear. Did Stu tell her about the message? Or did he delete it out of jealous spite?

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:16 pm

DR ISS4 H3T4H0RE and/or 4L1 H4B1B may call. Be paranoid and jealous about strange men calling Cammy!

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:48 am

Y4Y1 K4B0R3 or K4R1M Z0NG0 may be calling soon. Suspicion and jealousy please...

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