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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:14 pm |
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Dear Beneficary,
I am commissioner Patrick Ofori Head of Anti corruption Unit here in Africa Ghana , I was order in our private meeting early last week with the United Nation that your Funds that have been in our country without been transfer to you because of one reason or the other, have been order to be released your funds to you. And you have been sending money to so call names that I cannot mention.
Am here to inform you that you need to stop sending money to anyone until your funds have been transfer to you, because we are tired of you American trying to insult our government because of the failure of you not getting your funds as a beneficiary’s, what I need from you his for you to be truthful and we will assist you to get your box here over to you in your country with without no problem, there will be no charges of documents. All that will be needed from you is the SEAL OF OATH, and once that is done I will have the power to make the transfer to you without any problem from any authorities.And you will have to promise us that the rightful owner of this funds you will take good care of them.
There will be no problem in getting your funds over to you, all you need is for you to be able to get the SEAL OF OATH and your funds will be transfer to you at once,
You can call me on my number below.
I wait for your urgent responds.
Commissioner Patrick
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Please dont insult Commisioner Patrick at [email protected]
I may have done it by accident, and he wasn't happy.
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Dear roys,
I hope you are okay,You insulted me calling me xxxxing xxxxxx?may God bless you and i promise you that you will never set your eyes on your funds.
Commissioner Patrick |
He may be telling the truth there... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:37 pm |
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Does Commisioner Patrick also not welcome abuse over the phone Roy? |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:44 pm |
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I'm sure he would. You may never set eyes on your funds though... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:49 pm |
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Don't worry, I have several tempting offers in my inbox.
That's another phone call booked for tonight then. Lets see how many sexual euphenisms I can get in before he twigs. I'll record and post it. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:51 pm |
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i have asked him if he knows of mr gomer from mr gomer.
yes or no will result in him being severly insulted. a new 2 mail insult modality which just came into my head. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:27 am |
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Oooo, goodie, I recently set up an email account just for this purpose. Thank you for the "lead"! |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:55 am |
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But this was such an honest deal - no advance fees except for a seal of oath, and you could save money by simply catching your own seal of Orkney and sending Photos
Looking forward to Mugatu's audio |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:41 am |
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You know for high government officials these people sure have thin skins. You would think to reach that level of government you would be better prepared to deal with people being mad at you. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:12 am |
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I didn't send him a disgusting bunch of insults either..... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:20 am |
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...Please dont insult Commisioner Patrick |
Just sent...
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Good day broda.
How is the goat felching going small boi like you? You dey die poor like Anglican church mouse with small cock only. You do no good in this man's business. Mr U5man Bell0 and his Aze posse have you in their sites. Start digging your own shallow grave small boi like you and jump into it soon. U die in great pain when the Boyz chop off your arms and feet and then your head. The Bell0 Boyz Fraternity will then rape your AIDS sister and mother and steal all your chickens. Your father will be very proud. Sadly, he won't live long enough to attend your funeral.
Live a lie and die young broda. One Love.
B.W00dhouse
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:10 am |
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I called the commissioner at 3am. He was in bed with the Mrs:
http://media.putfile.com/Commissioner
The insults didn't seem to put him off much. Still, at least his Saturday Night sleepy time was spoiled.
Unfortunately it got cut off, but the last line was: "I've had a perfectly wonderful time....... and this wasn't it".
See how many insults you can spot. I was quite subtle.
Edit: I called again at half 3am.... he'd put voicemail on. A valuable lesson learned. |
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Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
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"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
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Angelfish
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Aug 2008
Posts: 54
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:27 pm |
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Click here to watch Commissioner |
I"m just getting a red X. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:32 pm |
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Sorry, link fixed. I posted a copy in the Audio forum as well. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:37 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
The insults didn't seem to put him off much. Still, at least his Saturday Night sleepy time was spoiled. |
Excellent I really don't think he was listening to a word you said, though. You may as well have tried to sell double-glazing to him.
Hmm.... |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:38 pm |
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I was fond of, "Ordinary people live and learn, you just live." "Thank you." |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:56 am |
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i think he might be trying to ring u here mugatu
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Dear Mr Gomer,
I have not heard of you,why are you sending me foolish email,if you want to work with me fine,but do not send that kind of mail to me again.
I try calling you but you number was swicth off.Get back to me as soon as possible and we can talk ok.
Commissioner Patrick |
what to do.
1 work with him
2 insult |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:16 am |
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What great timing, I just sent him a random insult email with the topic Transfer for Mr G*M*R or some such thing...what more is needed to convince him MrG is real. |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:22 am |
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I have something planned for him as well, since his number is a Ghana number, this works out perfectly. An arrest could make his week worse, let's see if I can work this out. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:23 am |
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Master wrote: |
what to do.
1 work with him
2 insult |
Why can't you do both? Insult him as he works for you. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:14 am |
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@ Master: He wouldn't have been trying to call me, my insult fest was from a skype call so it left no number.
I do have a bait phone number but I've not given him that as I wasn't part of the email bait, and it could complicate it for other baiters. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:29 am |
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I sent him a random "what the hell is going on, stop jerking me around, your phone is always busy or turned off" email and got this back almost immediately
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Dear xxxxx,
I saw your call but that was too late at night and i do not do business at that time of the night,please i will want you to kindly send me your full contacts details and your direct phone number so that i can get you everything you need to get this funds transfered to you without any problem.
I wait for your urgent reply,
Your's faithfully,
Commissioner Patrick |
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"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
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"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Abuse from me while asking about my money, I do like abusing lads
It has some swear words in it so if you may be offended please dont read aloud
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Dearest commissioner,
I dont mrean to sound rude but this has been going on for far too long, I have paid every fee asked of me and I have been made all kinds of promises as to when I will be getting my money but still nothing.
I have to say that you are the most incompetent commissioner i have ever seen, you are absolutely fucked, your a wanker, fuckwit and a fool, how can you be such and idiot and still hold that position, it has me well and truely fucked, you are as thick as 2 baords, you a sandwich short of a smorgas board, you have some wombats in the top paddock, you are not the sharpest tool in the car, in fact you are fucking dumb, now I suggest that you get onto the bank and sort out what the fuck is going on with my money and I demand an apology from you.
If you do not send me an apology i will run an add in the paper to show how stupid you are.
Now, redeem yourself and get me my money and give me truthful answers to my questions
Reply now dick head
Regards
Sister xxxxx |
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