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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:09 pm

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Dear Rev.Benjamin Dover,

We have been making arrangement to get the western union received through the secured server system you are using.

Send another money to us by Western Union as usual, address the paying bank to Societe Generale Bank Tchad, then let us have the Western Union MTCN to track it, and senders information and the scaned copy of transfer slip that carries the name of sender, address, amount sent, MTCN and receivers information.

Send the money to;

Name of Receiver; Andrew Ezekiel
City; N'djamena
Country; Chad
Test Question; What Color
Test Answer; White

Let us know as soon as you have done it. If we succeed in pulling out the money, we shall let you know ok. We understand.

Waiting for your cooperations.

With Kindest Regards,
Rev.Miracle and Rev.Andrew

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Silly boys. Dead men can't receive Western Union.

They STILL have not responded to Secretary Bambi Woods. These lads are amazing.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:42 pm

Has any consumer feedback been received on the Famous photo-spread?

Bruin

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:52 pm

^^^ Is no news, good news?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:19 pm

I sent this to Miracle:

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Due to insurance reasons, we need you pretend to be dead. We have already started the construction for the bowling alley with your life insurance money. Would you guys be willing to play dead? Or, at least 60% dead. We had a $1million policy on you gentlemen. The bowling alley is only $600,000. We don't even need to get the whole amount, just 60%. Is this okay with you guys?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:21 pm

^^^
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Nicely worded.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Send him a photo of the plaque dedicating the bowling alley to Miracle and Andrew. That should comvince them. Everyone loves a good plaque.

I told them it was a $200k policy, but obviously you have taken out a policy that Secretary Bamb1 Woods did no know about.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:57 pm

Details are never important to us. I called him Famous several times at the beginning of the last call.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

I have certainly felt 60% dead on a number of occasions - its no big deal Im sure they wont mind Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:21 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA! How hilarious is this?!?!?!?

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l rececied your mesage (from Dover to Godspower, which included the pictures of his son and a question about his son's homosexual tendancies) get few minutes ago to say the lite l am shock and souprise i have no lite ldeal of what this is all abount if u could remmber ,when i came buck from lagos two weeks ago l made a phone call and diop messages to u abount four times l was complying abount the strange behaver of my son, and the fat that he was havioeding me.

And l remmber telling u that my pernaliy and intergety is stake because l pecsve there were things going on that my son was idden from me and that is why i have to give u my phone number and my eamil to aviod anybody inpersonating me to speak or to send a message in my name without my noice anyway is past mendnight in ghana so i have to stop here for now. i well get back to u again and thanks for the informion.
BISHOP GODSPOWER JESSA.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:27 pm

When myth encounters reality Laughing

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Wait - I'm having trouble deciphering meaning behind all the lad-speak and misspellings. Is he implying that he BELIEVES those outrageous mockups? He really believes the information that he received from you guys and that his son is homosexual?

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:59 pm

Yes indeed. Those pics are real, mind you. The magazine is not, obviously. But the fact that the pictures are so clearly him makes the magazine all that more believable. Plus, the number of names that I used in the article must add a sickening amount of reality to the situation.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 3

Holy shiz. It makes me glad I haven't sent nudie pics to anyone on the internet for something like 10 years.

Remind me never to piss you guys off Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:18 pm

I am sure Prof will be along shortly to request the pics. I resent this to all of the original recipients of the email:

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I received a very disturbing email last week (see attached). Our whole church received this email. It seems that the homosexual emailed this to everyone on his address book. We are very bothered by everything that we see. It seems that one of our great Bishops, Godspower Jessa, has raised a homosexual son. While Godspower was out on his missionary work for our church, his son Famous Jessa engaged in homosexual activity. From what the interview says, Famous Jessa engaged in sodomy, oral sex, heavy petting and possibly beastiality.

I would like to know if any of you have any information on this man, Famous Jessa. Please, if you know him, or his homosexual partner Philemon, please contact us.

William Phystme

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:20 pm

Nice reply from Mr Godspower!

Where is Famous actually on this moment? at home with Godspower?

BTW, I think you were lucky that Godspower couldn't read emails before and needed Famous to communicate... his own messages are much more difficult to understand... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:55 pm

For some reason, this really tickled me:

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Send another money to us by Western Union as usual

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:33 pm

Famous (me) just sent this out as "damage control". So believable eh?

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HELLO-

I SEEMED TO HAVE ACIDENTALY SENT OUT AN EMAIL FROM HERE. THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE. I AM NOT GAY. I HAD SOME FRIENDS WHO SAID THAT THEY WOULD PAY ME $5 FOR THOSE PICTURE. WE DID IT AS A JOKE YES. THERE IS NO GAY THING GOING ON. I DONT EVEN KNOW THE GUY WHO WANTED TO TAKE MY PIC. I AM NO GAY.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND THESE PICTURES AROUDND. THEY ARE ONLY JOKE. I AM NOT GAY.

I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SAX. I PROMISE. IT WOULD HURT WAY TOO MUCH. I AM NOT GAY.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND I NEVER CUM ON MY DAD PILLOW. I DONT HAVE SEX WITH MEN. I AM NOT GAY.

FAMOUS

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:54 pm

^^^
Sounds believable enough to me. I am sure that he is not gay. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:09 pm

When YW suggested a damage control email to me this morning, I was laughing so hard. Just the thought of something so ridiculous and unbelievable being sent to control the situation was perfect to me. Good idea YW.

EDIT: Famous has read his emails...

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i like that Question

keep it on
may be the person in turn will see him self to the world
he is popular

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hahahaha put in the media in the new paper and tell the hole world then u knw you are not smart morthan anyone

go on

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

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$5

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:42 pm

Regarding Famous' CYA mail:

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HELLO-

I HAD SOME FRIENDS WHO SAID THAT THEY WOULD PAY ME $5 FOR THOSE PICTURE.

FAMOUS

Is he telling us he's cheap and easy, too? Shocked

I'm cheap and easy but I'd want more than $5 for full frontal nudity!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:42 pm

It sounds like Famous is daring you to do something. Will you oblige? Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:43 pm

William or Ben or someone wrote this to Famous (his dad was copied on it and, of course, the pics were included AGAIN):

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How can you laugh at this? You are a homosexual that engages in horrible activites. I have attached the images so that you can look at them again. You have serious problems. I mean, what is felching? Please explain how you can engage in these kinds of activities. What is the meaning of this? I do not understand what you are doing this for? Is it for the money? You sold your body so that many homosexuals can view it. How can you do this? How can you make your father SO disappointed in you? Your father is a good man. And while he is away you are defiling his bed by engaging in homosexual acts with your boyfriend. In your father's bed at that! How can you do these things? They are so horrible. They disgrace you, your family and your dad's pillow. He has to lay his head down there EVERY night. And he just learned that you have defiled it. How could you do that? Would you want to sleep somewhere that your son ejaculated on? Especially with another man! Certainly NOT.

I hope that we can work with you through counseling and get you on the right track. Please meet with me tomorrow at 4:00PM Ghana time to chat.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:32 pm

Jojo - The problem is that neither Famous nor his father will know what "felching" is - is there any way you could suggest to one or both of them that they google the term?

Bruin

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