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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:00 pm |
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A nice email from The Miracle Network:
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Subject: We are 100% Alive
Your Lordship Rev.Phystme,
We are happy to hear again on phone from you guys yesterday. We are still alive in Chad and we do not have any problem. Especially, it gives us joy to hear from Rev.Ben Again.
Regards,
Rev. Miracle and Rev.Andrew
Cc' Rev Benjamin Dover
Vann Damme
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A few emails from Godspower:
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Good day
Ti was my new e-amil adders,how is Ben and things my eyes are now getting better that is how i send to u my new e-mail adders so to can write to me
thanks.
Godspower jessa |
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Hi Benjanim this is Bishop Godpower jessa am glad to year form u supcilly to no that u are fine l reveid your reply yesterday 25 sep 2008,[email protected] and my phone number +2XXXXXX69 this is my personal eamail and my phone number l well be glad u concant me or counmicate with me thouth this mindla i hope u have freely recover am hoppen to haer from u THANKS .
BISHOP GODSPOWER JESSA
THANKS.
Godspower jessa |
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_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:36 pm |
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Them being alive is going to cause some problems for the church. See, work has begun on the bowling alley, and if they are alive that means that the church is going to have to return the funds from the life insurance policy, and, well, the kids were so looking forward to bowling some frames after services.
They still haven't responded to Secretary Bambi Woods.
Great call. At times you could really hear the desperation in their voices. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:26 pm |
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Good to hear they are ready for some more abuse...
And nice from Godspower to share his new email-adress with you... I think he will not believe his own freshly recovered eyes in the near future when opening some attachments...
BTW did I miss something or is Godspower signing with 'Bishop'? I thought he never made it to reverend? Or is that just his name?
The resurrection of Andrew and Miracle is a miracle indeed (although it has been done before, a mere 2000 years ago I've heard) and calls for large twat-celebrations worldwide...I foresee a pool-party, let's hope the interns keep their clothes on this time... and the catering will put normal portions of meat on the pizza's for a change...
The fact that the guys are still happy in N'Djamena does proof that they are professional scammers who just relocated their business... surviving in a war-zone and probably still making victims. Too bad they are not really dead yet, but maybe you can make their lifes as miserable as possible in the mean time... |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:38 pm |
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We sent Stanley to Andrew's (or was it Miracle's) house awhile back. I gave Stanley the wrong house number (on accident....really!), but Stanley reported back that it was a pretty high class gated community, with a guard at the front gate that had keys to all of the houses.
These lad's aren't suffering for money. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:10 pm |
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Holy crap, I just caught up after a week of reading! I normally take the summers off from baiting, but winter is setting in and I thought I'd pop back in here.
I've got an observation regarding Adamu and Leg...
Apparently, Adamu witness someone getting shot in the leg, just before his brother injured his leg. I really can't help but wonder if it really was his brother who got shot in the leg.
Anyway, carry on! I'm looking forward to the total humiliation of Famous and the obvious numerous forms the Miracle Network will need to sign in order to eliminate their dead status and claim their payment for any damages incurred during their temporary death |
_________________ "we tried The Number you gave to us and it keep on Ringing and After a while it started Ringing ina Suprise way." - N1kk D0ugla5
"I don't want you to be faster than your shoes." - 1brah1m Qvattara |
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Betty Hash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Posts: 38
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:37 pm |
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IIRC his brother dislocated/sprained/broke his leg running away from the shooting. I don't think any of the involved parties here got shot. I may be misremembering though, that was a few pages back.
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We are still alive in Chad and we do not have any problem. |
Now that is mightily disappointing. They're probably dossed out in the local 5 roach motel scamming via WiFi with mimosa's by their sides. Any chance of getting them to Mogadishu? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:46 pm |
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They are very positive. IMO, being in Chad is a problem in itself. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:51 pm |
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Ooops. I sent this to the friends and family of Famous (with the pics of course):
NSFW
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HERE ARE THE PICS FROM THE MAGAZINE. THE EDITORS SENT ME NEW COPIES. I STILL HAVE A COPY OF THE MAG.
KEEP THESE TO URSELF. DONT LET ANYONE KNOW. I LUV U PHILEMON.
ONE LUV BRO
FAMOUS
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BRO
OUR PICS ARE GOING TO BE IN THE MAGAZINE!!!! IN THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO SEND THEM OVER TO ME SOON. I FORWARD TEHM WHEN IG ET THEM. CALL ME.
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i call u later. I meet at ur place. i bring my friend over. he come here from UK . he is slightly out of it but he loves the idea of us three going down on each other. no one else will have hijjm but I tell him we show him a good time.
PHILEMON
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PHILEMON
I SEND THE PICS IN. THEY R GOING TO USE THEM! I SENT THEM ABOUT 20 DIFFERENT PICS. THEY SAID THEY WILL USE A FEW O THEM. I DON KNOW HOW MANY, DON’T BE NEROUS BRO, WE DO IT FOR EACH OTHER. I WILL LET U KNOW WHEN THEY GET PRINTED. I HOPE THE SEPT ISSUE.
MY UNCLE IS GOING TO BE OUT OF THE HUOSE AGAIN TODAY. DO U WANT TO COME OVER AND SUCK MY COCK AGAIN? MY DADS BED WAS SO COMFORTABLE TO LAY ON WHILE U DO THAT. I TRIED TO WIPE OFF THE CUM STAIN FROM HIS PILLOW. HOPEFULLY HE DONT SEE IT WHEN HE COMES BACK HOME. I DONT KNOW WHEN HE COME HOME. I HOPE HE STAY IN CHAD FOR A LONG TIME. HE IS ON MISSION FOR NEW CHURCH STILL THE TWTA. HE KEEPS ASKING TO SEND MONEY BUT I DELAY SO WE CAN SPEND MORE TIME TOGETER.
ONE LOVE BRO
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bro
did u send those pics into teh magazine yet? this time has been so good with ur dad gone. u made me bleed the other nite. i hurt so much but feel so good. when is ur dad coming back?
i luv u famous
phil |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:06 pm |
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Bravo!
Famous's dad will be burning his bed when he gets home. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:08 pm |
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OOOO! Jojo! The fuse is sizzling! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:15 pm |
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i bring my friend over. he come here from UK . he is slightly out of it but he loves the idea of us three going down on each other. |
oooooooo that smarts. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:23 pm |
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The fans are turned on and the septic truck is backing up. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:33 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:34 pm |
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Hahahahaha! First response back from one of his friends:
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Thank you.
Please kindly give me ur contact telephone number. |
Wow, he didn't even bother to read them. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:40 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Please kindly give me ur contact telephone number. |
A candidate for December's cover? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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stoolsample
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 5
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:57 pm |
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I feel that the magazine layout was tastefully done and really captured the spirit of Famous and Phil's passion. Having said that, I think it is going to cause some problems in their home life. bwahhahahahaa |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:58 pm |
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Perhaps a paranoid response to his friend may make him look at the attachments. Something along the lines of "OBUKU PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT LAST EMAIL I SEND YOU PLEASE" |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:42 pm |
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Actually, Famous responded back with joy. Joy that there is another homosexual he knows. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Wait, "Famous Screwed Pg. 144". I thought he only screwed Philemon. You've been holding out on me. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:48 pm |
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Mrs. So and So wrote: |
Wait, "Famous Screwed Pg. 144". I thought he only screwed Philemon. You've been holding out on me. |
May I ask if you have seen your honourable husband lately?
No? Oh, I thought so... |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:57 pm |
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"Honourable husband"?
I'm not sure who you're referring to. There is nothing honourable (or even honorable) about my husband. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Bummer we ended up sending that e-mail to everyone. I'm sure it will be fine, and they'll understand it was an accident.
It appears that Miracle and Andrew just live in Chad now. They really show no obvious signs of trying to get home, and are even a little upbeat. They don't even ask for money in their e-mails anymore, which is pretty funny to me. This last one seemed more like a message you would send to a friend, just to check in. I guess that after 90 days in Chad it's starting to grow on them.
Hi Mrs. So And So. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:38 pm |
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So they're okay with being dead? That's a relief, as changing their status to "alive" would result in quite a bit of explaining to be done to the "Upper NorthCentral Life Insurance and Bail Bondsman Company", not to mention the fact that the bowling alley is done and the finishing touches are being made to the church bar.
It really would make things a whole lot easier if they just remained "dead." |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:40 pm |
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I just noticed the subject line of Miracle's last mail is "We are 100% Alive". Isn't being alive/dead one of the few things in life that is either one or the other, with no real gray areas? I mean, can someone be 10% dead? I guess you could speculate percentages based on average life expectancy (using CIA World Factbook data, although this is skewed by the fact they were not born and raised there) for whatever region/conditions you're in, but even then, the truth would only be known when looking back in hindsight. If that is the case, I'd guess that they're about 75% dead +/- 5%. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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