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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:04 am

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X-Originating-IP: [82.128.10.133]
From: Frank Ibe <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: FINAL NOTICE AWARD NOTIFICATION
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:48:21 -0700
Importance: Normal
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
References: <[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 27 Sep 2008 10:48:21.0373 (UTC) FILETIME=[8F05B2D0:01C9208E]

I do not know who is Gomer you talk about. But I will like the God of thounder to strike you and him to death.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:12 am

Man this Gomer is really becoming epic Smile

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:53 pm

G0mer, he's a great guy isn't he? When I first read your lad's response I thought it said 'the god of flounder' and that set me to giggling.

Since we're on the subject, I got this tirade in my G0mer account this morning. Some background, my mother Shocked

chopped his dollar first, then G0mer chopped him twice. G0mer sent him a taunt, gloating about getting his money again. Let's just say this laddie ain't happy with G0mer and his gang.

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U be fool na god go purnish you and you whole family and clan.You will all die wretched.u no know sey i dey feed u.U no know how much you don steal from from me but i no shake.who come tell me who go die for cafe.I try my best to work and dey use correct link for my checks wey maga dey pay but lazy asses such as u and ur boys wey no fit work dey reap other people.If you were a wise Nigerian as u claim to come from Niger Delta region,u suppose work with person like me if you wan make am for life.As i said earlier na God go purnish u ur family and ur boys.The last money wey u collect na in be the one wey go kill all of una.Foolish Mister G0mer.Simple ENGLISH SEF U AND UR BOYS NO FIT SPEAK.

What's so sad about this is this lad is basically saying that he's 'working' for his money whereas the G0mer and his boys are not. I just can't seem to wrap my brain around lad logic.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:15 pm

@JJ - I love that rant. Laughing

You're just stealing from the wrong people, that's all. Criminals can only "work money out of" innocent people.
Stealing from admitted guymen is just unheard of! You should be ashamed of yourself! Laughing

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:44 pm

Just Jane wrote:

... I just can't seem to wrap my brain around lad logic.

I think that is an oxymoron.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:57 am

I complained about the death threat to my character in the original post.
I was simply waiting for winnings cheque...

So I replied...

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Dear Mr. Frank,
I don't understand your message.
Did you and Mr. Gomer quarrel in the lottery office today?
If you did, I don't think you should be wishing death upon ME!!!
I am waiting for my winnings cheque from your firm.
When will it arrive?

Lad is still not impressed

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Who is Gomer? Human being or animal name. You and that of your Gomer I wish you all death. Full.

Has Gomer visited Frank Ibe in the past?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:58 pm

Mr. Gomer has a lot of fans, LOL. Just as my lad's moneygram was about to be dollar chopped by a Mr. Asanthu, I mysteriously receive this email:

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REPUBLIC OF GHANA
MINISTRY OF DEFENSE AND NATIONAL SECURITY
P.O BOX, 1438 CASTEL VILLA
ACCRA- GHANA Date: 29 / 09 / 2008
Our Ref: FGH /SNT/STB Your ref:………………

Attention,
Dr. Peterson

We are glad to inform our presence to you over the arrest of three young men by names:Mr.Gomer,Barrister Briggs,Mr frimpong Asanthu and one Miss Ami Asanthu who claim to be the Stella Sigcau of Liberia.They all have been arrested in front of a suspected fraud Bank.But still to inform you that the money you send through money gram is been notify to us.although we were not able to trap about four of which escaped our arrest, every neccesary investigations are still going on to knowing their whereabout from the Three under arrest in the police.

May we apologies first for every problems you may have entered with these sets of self centered and unarguably poor and lazy citizens of our dear continent Africa.

We here fore want to let it come to your awareness; that your all documented and diverted funds were tracked and recovered from the thoroughly Mr.Gomer, Barrister purchas Christopher, and miss stella. in our custodies now.Our honorable organization here, does not in any way care about any political status of any of the arrested men who are still on trials.But will go the extra length to acquire a good name as the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION here.

Even in my fixed states with duties from my office in the presidency as the MINISTER FOR DEFENSE AND NATIONAL SECURITY.I have the vows to do with out fears all taxes my commission is faced with, regardless of the sacrifices and all it might cost me just to bring a name for my ministry and government.

We hence desire a maximum and sincere co-operations, to help us do the deliveries of your recovered funds within our fixed 72hours.

May i please warn as i give you my official number, i would never hesitate to suspect you who i gave these contact because of the large sum of funds involved here. So please keep my number to yourself alone please. This is because i barely condone any kind of calls outside the numbers of members of my parliament and other government officials.

Yours Truly,

Best Regards

Hon.Dr.Richard Anane +233248726999

NOTABLE WORDS: : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming calls and also via the internet over every incoming mails. So we advice for every security and governmental purposes to quit any more writing of e-mails to Mr.Gomer except for the Presidential given e-mail address drafted as above. if we still find out, that you are still dealing with any of some of these fraudsters that have been frustrating our efforts and defrauding beneficiaries. We shall uninterruptedly mount arrests and investigations on you with no delays from our side.

I never even mentioned a Mr. Gomer! Razz

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:43 pm

Those who do know have nothing but blood boiling hatred for him Very Happy

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Good Job fool!

I can see how brutual you thought you are right?
Wait, they will pay you soonest, you shall have the Big Sum as usual!
You know i told you the FBI are on the watch for you.................
never mind, they at your door man! They will get you soon and am willing to kick you dirty face with my boot!
Your plans will fail man!

Bad Luck for you Tunji !!!

Oluwole...............

He's going to be a lot more upset than this before I've finished. Twisted Evil

Tunji is the abbreviation of Olatunji - Mr G0mers Nigerian name - or maybe just one of his many aliases.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:55 pm

I can add to the Gomer fan list:

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Dear Richard
you do not want to hear all that i have said to you Okay ,GOMERIS A KILLER how many times will i say this to .

Kind Regards

And my reply:

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Then why can't you do as Mr. Gomer did and send me the form and the picture as directed by Western Union? Mr. Gomer said you would play these little games with me. If Mr. Gomer is a killer, he is a very nice killer who cooperates with me.

I am waiting for the form and the picture. I am in Chad, Africa on a laptop and I would like to know if I should meet your Barrister in person than to get this business deal over with or not?

Get back to me soonest,
D1ck Hanj0b

Funny stuff, this Gomer stuff, it really messes with their heads. Shocked

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:49 pm

Yup,Mr Gomer is getting around these days

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You do not need to pay for processing of your winnings, this was what Gomer did to 2 other winners that led to his been sacked by the Lottery board.

In my minds eye I see mommy scammer putting her little baby scammers to bed,and telling them if they don't behave,Mr Gomer will come and chop their dolla.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:00 pm

@LadAssassin:

I got the exact same email, same names, everything. I'm slow roasting them right now. Meanwhile, they'll get chopped by our mysterious friend once they think a payment is in order.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:15 pm

If you really want to screw with a Lad's mind use this on him

http://tempesttransport.fastmail.fm/NEWS3.html

Excuse the spelling mistakes. Doing html stuff always irritates me as it always refuses to work unless I bang my head on the keyboard. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:29 pm

Should I forward that article out to all my lads from one of my fake lad accounts? That might help kill their interest in using that service. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:27 am

mr gomer seems to gain my trust and collection fees too. !
not really had a panic lad yet.