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Peitha
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:14 pm |
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.... and I need some help with it as don't have the time to strike at the rich vein that is there to be mined on the romance side.
The story so far:
English Catholic Rev. contacts me saying the late great Edw@rd He@th left me money in a will.
"Wow" I said, I met him once as a sm@ll chi1d but I didn't realise 1 made that much of an impression 0n him.
Anyhow "I" am a USA Catholic/Anglican/Sikh/Hindu/Muslim cleric depending on my mood as I am replying to him. The latest reason for me not getting to WU is because I have a parishioner staying with me whose wife threw him out. This "wife" threw him out because he had been sending $1000's to his girlfriend in Russia, a girlfriend he has never seen but who he spends hours on my computer writing to.
Suddleny my lovely English C@tholic Rev. would like to know the email address of this foolish man so he can pray for him .... (I'll bet!)
So anyone want to take up the mantle? This guy is easy picking. He has read a 40 page theological thesis I plucked off the internet on schisms in the Anglican church, actually does read and respond to emails but before you get to thinking "awwww, he's niiiiice......." he encouraged me to steal the church collection on Sunday to raise the $400 to send to him via WU.
Any takers? PM me.
His latest email follows:
----- Original Message -----
From: "R3v G0dfrey Dik3 ." <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2008 7:09 PM
Subject: D3ar Fri3nd God Wants You to Be Bl3ssed.
My dear friend Rev. **** *****,
Thank you for your understanding since this communication as you can see there is no much time on my side now I would want you to receive this fund before my travel for the programme next two weeks. I receive the speech you sent to me but I shall be responding to you as soon as am through with my preparation.
I will appreciate if you will send to me the names and the email address of the parishioner and the married man so that I can pray for them. Whatever one soar is what he shall reap.
I shall be sending his mails as soon as he gets to me.
Fr.Tom Gruff3rty.St.Jos3ph'sChurch.
134 West Str33t, Havant,
Hants PO9 1LP UK
Unit3dKingdom
Tell:+447035903318,
Email:[email protected]. |
Last edited by Peitha on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:25 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Just tell him you're going in rehab for a few months, but you will email during the weekends, don't let this one slip away |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:31 pm |
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Yeah, why drop him or pass him on? Sounds like you have a fun lad.
You don't have to spend masses of time emailing him. 5 minutes a day is plenty. |
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Peitha
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:34 pm |
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ok....well...I am not too sure that I would do a good impersonation of a gullable man ...
.... being how as I am a forceful, bolchy, opinionated, cross-dressing, half-op'ed on transsexual and all that. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:41 pm |
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^^ I'm a 26 year old strapping 6 foot 5 inch American male*, and I've baited as a 18 year old Au Pair girl, a 50 year old hopelessly romantic woman, an elderly Indian businessman, a Lagos scammer boss, a 40 year old British Teacher, and a Business executive. That's the whole point of baiting. You pretend.
* I may be lying. I'm a baiter after all. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
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Peitha
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:04 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
^^ I'm a 26 year old strapping 6 foot 5 inch American male*,
* I may be lying. I'm a baiter after all. |
Only 5 inches? I wouldn't use you as a doorstop love |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:10 pm |
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And I am, at various times, a 52-year-old virgin, a widow or single woman of the same age (and name ), a 42-year-old man who's either happily married or divorced as the bait dictates, a 55-year-old gay Bishop (male I think), and a 35-year-old Hollywood writer.
And the RL me is none of the above.
I don't lie - I write romantic fiction. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:37 am |
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I have played many charactors and while doing so I have travelled the world from the comfort of my computer chair.
One person I have never played the part of is a 38 year old 6 foot 2 Aussie male, 115kgs and working in the construction industry.
Of course, that,s just going to be my next charactor and nothing at all like the real me....... or is it
Peitha,
Give it a go, you have nothing to lose and it really doesn't need to take up much of your time, remember the number 2 rule after baiting safely is to waste more of their time than your own.
@Titania, you had best make sure your 52 year old virgin and 55 year old gay priest dont get together |
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