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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:57 pm |
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This is a damn funny thing to say to an Australian
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[email protected]
DEAR xxxxx,
TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU MY DEAR FRIEND .
I HAVE JUST GOT YOU EMAIL.I AM SO SO SORRY
ABOUT EVERY THING THAT IT HAS COST YOU.
I AM REALLY IN A GUM TREE
AT THE MOMENT(DIFFICULT SITUATION THATS IS FINANCIAL SNAG)
AND I NEED THIS MONEY BEFORE TOMOROW.
BELOW IS A VERIFIED BANK ACCOUNT PLEASE YOU
CAN SEND THE MONEY TO ME VIA ACCOUNT BELOW. |
He then went on to give me his account, I guess it must be tough to be up a gum tree  , maybe he is on the lookout for the Western Union man  |
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Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
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Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:50 pm |
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Time to teach him some more Australian slang then... tell him you're flat out like a lizard drinking as you try to get the money to him, but since you're somewhere beyond the Black Stump it's hard to do, and anyway finding the right people isn't easy because they're racing at Manangatang.
Edited because it's flat not falt. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2  x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:13 pm |
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....With lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a kangaroo.
A clothesline out the back, verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair......
Ask him how the drop bears are.  |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:24 am |
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Has he seen Rolf Harris? That is enough to scare anyone, get him to quote the words for "Tie me kangaroo down" as a secret confirmation code in all emails from now on |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:42 am |
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He'll need to watch out for the drop bears. |
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Roger_Melly
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Sep 2008
Posts: 12
Location: I'm on the telly.
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:47 am |
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Have him post a Rolf Harris picture and sign off with "I come from a land of plenty"...It's stretch I know, but the Lad may go for it. |
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Glow Blue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Mass
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:14 am |
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That is a very strange place to keep your lad. He must have a wireless connection. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:16 am |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:26 am |
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Ask him to tame the koalas.
@Irish - hey, I like Rolf Harris. |
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those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:17 am |
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Maybe you could introduce your French lawyer, Jake Le Peg? The one with the extra leg. Diddledidlediddleum.  |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:04 pm |
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Ask him where's the jumbuck he put in his tuckerbag... bloody oath he'd better be fair dinkum!
Ask him his name and whatever it is, tell him he'll be called Bruce from now on, just to avoid confusion. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:17 pm |
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Tell him if he needs money to go to Centrelink, Just ask for Hank |
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My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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