My Invoice from my lad

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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:24 am

This is from the lad who wants me to buy animals from him so I can help his orphanage.

I asked him to send me an invoice, and this is what I got from him:

CAMEROON SHIPPING
LINE (CAMSHIPLINE). LTD.
INVOICE REQUEST: REACH THE ORPHANS 24/09/2008
REQUEST NO: A2/00F5D/08 TEMPORARY INVOICE

DESCRIPTION: ANIMALS
QUANTITY (Specify): 13 CHARGE/ANIMAL TOTAL

GUMMI BEARS 3 100 USD = 300 USD
TROUSER SNAKES 6 40 USD = 240 USD
GOATS 1 100 USD = 100 USD
FLYING MONKEYS 3 100 USD = 300 USD
HUMMING SQUIRRELS 4 45 USD = 180 USD
TOTAL 14 ---- = 1.120. USD

BENEFICIARY HARRY LONGROD
COUNTRY U.S.A

ADDRESS 462 SESAME STREET, LONG ISLAND, NY 29063, USA
TRANSPORT MODE SHIPMENT
THE PRESENT TEMPORARY INVOICE HOLDS AT THE SUM OF: ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED
AND TWENTY U.S. DOLLARS.

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:51 am

ask him for a quote on 3 purple headed custard chucker snakes?

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:19 am

Slap him for such a pissweak effort and tell him it has to be a proper, formal invoice.

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:13 pm

^^^ hand written of course...

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

...and in Latin. Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:21 pm

Does he have any teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:01 am

See if he has any rocking horses in stock.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:27 am

Ok, just for you guys.... Very Happy

I sent "her" an email with the following requests as of coures I would like to add to my collection of exotic animals:

Quote:

Dear Margie,

Thanks for your email and I went to the Western Union place, had the form all filled out and they told me I must have a form filled out by to ensure that you were not a terrorsist. I told them that you were not, and that this money was for animals I was getting from you, but they told me I can't send any money until you fill out the form. They also told me you must include a picture of your self with the following items on: You must be wearing a crown of flowers on your head, you must be holding a a sin, so they know it is you, and it is not a fraud star and the sign must contain the following sentence " B8ited by grlnxtdr681 I Love A Good Harry Longrod" The sign must be CLEARLY written, and MUST be BOLD letters so they can see the sentance. The woman told me it was to ensure that you were a) not a terrorist and b) not a fraud star. You also must wear a grass skirt and a cocnut bra. If you fail to meet any of these personalized photo requiremnets, then I will not be able to send the mopney until you meet them. Western Union now has a photo and security form policy that they look through a book and pick out the photo requirements to ensure that the person is real. I hope you understand, and I really need these exotic animals and I have the money ready to go.

I will attach the form in this email so you may take care of that.

Looking forward to my new animals,
Harry Longrod

Quote:

Dear Margie,

I just tried to contact the shipping company that you had mentioned in your last email, and it bounced back saying it couldn't be delivered. I don't know why that happened, but I would also like to see if you have some more animals for me if possible and then if you could send me a real invoice this time with all the animals on it?

I would like to add on to my original order and I still want the other animals, but I want these animals too:

4 Purple Headed Custard Clucker Snakes
6 Gummy Worms
4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3 Chipmunks, I will pay more if you have a Alvin, Simon, and Theodore Chipmunk
6 Rocking Horses

If you have these animals in stock as well, please let me know ASAP, and send me an invoice as well as the completed forms and the photo Western union asked for and I can send you the money ASAP. I am really looking forward to adding these animals to my exotic animal collection.

Thanks, and I look forward to our future business transaction,
Harry Longrod

So all together I should be getting these animals plus my original request of

Flying Moneys
Gummi Bears
Goat
Trouser Snakes
And Humming Squirrel

Looking forward to our future business transaction.......... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:04 am

lol @ the chipmunks..."I'll pay you more if you have Alvin..."

Priceless Mr. Green

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:19 am

after all this say youve gotta change the order to inclide 1 x Draught Snake

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:50 pm

Dont forget the 1/2 doen Habba Labba Ding Dongs that you need as well. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:07 am

Dont forget the oompa loompas!

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 370

I'll pay top dollar for a 1-eyed trouser snake or a bearded clam Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:34 am

Ask him if he has any zebras without stripes.

The invoice is unacceptable. He needs to go into MS Word and discover the invoice wizard.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:07 am

I moved this from 'Pictures', because there aren't any. Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Dont go asking for any dangerous animals, they need to stay in Africa to endanger all the lads on their various safaris. Rolling Eyes

Hyancinth Macaws used to be a favorite, see how much they charge for them (they're worth an awful lot of money in reality and are very very rare)