Red hot poker up the a*** anyone?

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419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

^^^^^^^^^
A toe-tal dickface, in fact.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:42 am

What a pussy.
This lad hasn't been tortured. If they really want to torture him, they'd force him to get married.
Having a red-hot poker shoved down one's Japs-eye is a carress with a feather duster in comparison.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:47 am

SooI, you are a real curmudgeon.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

My lad continues to remind me just how horrible his situation is:

Quote:

do you all know i have no penis!!! my nose blocked with my penis shaft cut and toe sewed to the bottom of my penis shaft. have you even a thought how i breathe, pass waters or secrete?????????

I must admit that, no - I haven't really given it much thought. But he's obviously coping well enough to be able to type, so things could be worse.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

Found this yesterday...

Linky NSFW.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:18 pm

@donato-

The lad must have got his idea from playing this little game.

What I'm worried about is that awful runny nose. I hope it's not catching. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

I have finally received photographic evidence of the Ham4s H00ter (penis shaft and big toe stitched onto victim's nose) that my poor lad has received at the hands of his evil torturers.

Convinced, anyone?

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:12 pm

Oh, yes, definitely. Horrible. Explain to him how to zoom in a bit before you can do your generous payment. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:05 am

Ask him if either of these pics are him:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a7/250px-Tv_muppet_show_steve_martin.jpg

http://www.urbanhonking.com/greatestband/archives/Steve_Martin_250.jpg

Also check out my last sig material, why all the lad fascination with the exit only hole?

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

After receiving a good slapping for his first attempt at a Ham4s H00ter photo, my lad insults me with this risible effort (complete with gouged-out eye, apparently).

Anyone recognise the guy, btw? You would have thought my lad at least had the brains to Google a photo of a complete nobody. Or maybe not... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:39 am

He did not choose a complete nobody. That's al-Qaida's (and Osama bin Laden's) Number 2, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

Here's the original:

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:50 am

He picked a really bad photo - Khalid looks very unbruised and whole for someone who has supposedly been systematically tortured and had his ears cut off by the extortionist. Not that I am surprised - your lad has failed to be at all believable throughout, so why should he start now? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:52 am

the ultimate makeover. I say a job well done, please give my compliments to the surgeon. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:43 pm

Well, at least the picture does proof your lad means serious business and is to be taken very seriously.... I suggest you start sending money right away...

Mr. Green

pfft, what a complete moron, do you think he has ever made any money like this? But that is good and no need to educate him to a higher level, so I guess you will praise him for his work?

Nice bait! That picture really belongs in the Hall of Shame (with a big capital S, that is!)

Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:12 am

First time Ive scowere the board in a while, and the opening paragraph pretty much sums up why baiting is my favourite hobby!

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:28 pm

I truly can't wait to see how this plays. The trophy pics should be legendary if the lad can stop ingesting his own body parts.

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Love this bait, Nina! So far, the 'pepperish water' line makes me crack up every time I read it... Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

This just defies belief...

NSFW - For those of your with eagle eyed bosses...Simba

Maybe the Franklin Mint will turn it into a commemorative plate?

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:29 pm

That photo is astounding and hilarious! I can't believe he's still playing along.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

@Simba

Thanks for spotting that!

I'm still in a state of shock Shocked

- I can't take in the detail yet... But you're right, there is a you-know-what lying on the ground next to him.

N

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:42 pm

@Ninastian - Wait a minute....is this photo sent by your lad...???

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

@Simba

Yes - he plays several roles at any given time, but at the moment centre stage we have his original lad character (Dr Cl4ve Buckl3r) and Cl4ve's torturer who is head of Ham4s in Pakistan Rolling Eyes

. Long story - but I (playing a mugu character) have agreed to pay the torturer a large ransom if he can prove to me that he has actually inflicted a Ham4s H00ter (penis shaft and big toe sewn onto nostrils) on my dear friend Cl4ve. The idea of the Ham4s H00ter was put in my lad's mind by another character I play - a bent barrister gman who is pretending to be helping my lad to chop the mugu but will inevitrably end up running off with the dollaz Twisted Evil

.

So the photo was sent by my lad in his torturer role, to convince me that the alleged torture really happened, thus frightening me into paying the ransom to save my dear friend Cl4ve from such humiliation. Interestingly, my lad told my gman barrister character that he ended up having to to pay for the photo to be done by another lad because he (my lad) can't do Photoshop! Hee hee! But you have to admit it looks VERY professional - money well spent.

I hope all this makes sense, but I'm not optimistic. I've been baiting this lad for over 2 years now and he's probably created over 20 characters, whilst being goaded on by several gmen I have created, all of whom have ended up either chopping my lad's dollaz, and/or threatening his life. One bizarre situation flows naturally from the last one - I just go with the flow and create as much havoc as I can along the way. But it can get a bit difficult to explain.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:14 pm

I almost can't believe that the Lad expects you to take that seriously - but then some Lads have shown such misplaced belief in their maga's credulity that it's quite possible.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Right everyone - take a deep breath and sit down.

I have been slapping my lad for the appaling quality of the previous Ham4s H00ter photos he sent me. I complained that none of them actually showed in detail the full horror of the alleged torture (big toe sewn onto penis shaft sewn onto nostrils).

So my lad sent me this as final, definitive proof:

(NSFW probably, though it is more likely to confuse your boss than to shock him/her):

http://www.4freeimagehost.com/show.php?i=4c9d07e5047e.jpg

Should I pay the ransom now?

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

PS Looking at the photo again, he seems to have used the head of David Steel (former leader of the UK Liberal party, or whatever they were called then).

There may also be something from one of those shots a passer-by took of Hugh Grant, 10 seconds after his arrest in Los Angeles.

Not sure whose chest it is though.

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