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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:01 pm

So I chopped this lad's dollar twice and made it look like the "criminals" who have stolen the money are part of the g0merboys fraternity.

Of course my baiter character Rusty is furious and my lad's head is spinning with frustration.

Rusty wants to set up his own sting at an airport to catch these crooks in nigeria with the lad's assistance. My plan was to lure the "g0merboys" with a business proposal and tell them I would meet them in Lagos, so please hold up a sign with my name at the airport to meet me. (I am planning so that a *different* un-involved lad will actually be there at that exact moment holding up the sign)

Then, I wanted the chopped lad to go to the airport to look for the person holding the sign, and snap some photographs or even approach him.

Anyway, I explained this reasoning to chopped lad and he wrote me back with this so-called message he "received" from the g0merboys, just to scare me into dropping the whole sting attempt. (it is distracting me from the original transaction) I thought this letter would warm the hearts of gomerboys fans all over the globe. 'desmond' is my lad's first name.

Quote:

i forward to you herewith a threat mail i received fromthose criminals which the subject is (WARNING). please find it below my mail.You see what i have been telling you. they are now threatening to kill me andalso rob our bank. i have told you to let the police and the crime fightershandle this issue. they will definitely get those criminals and also get yourmoney from them.Letcontinue with this transaction and wait for report from police and crimefighters that are searching for those criminals to do there work

From: Gomer Badboys <g0merbadboys@XXXX>
Subject: WARNING
To: mr.desmondw4si0@XXXXX
Date: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 2:19 PM

Desmond or whatever you call yourself. let us warn you seriously. you better mind your bank business and allow us to continue with our operation.

That man Rusty has giving us the money that we want and we will still get more from him and you cannot do anything about. We are cultist. We belong to a secret cult call Gomer and we are known as Gomerboys. you told that man not to contact us again. if that man refuse to give us more money, we shall kill you. yes you will pay with your blood and some of our men will rub your bank. trust the Gomerbors we have been doing it and we are succeeding.

Let us warn you again. don't try to involve the police because if you try it, we shall kill you and they police will not get us the GOMERBOYS. we are criminals and you are a banker so mind your banking business and allow us to operate in our own way or else, you will die.

Since you try to put sand in our food, we shall first put sand in your food. we shall trace you and kill you.

If you try anything funny or involve the police, you will die.

be warned

GOMERBOYS.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:11 pm

Hmm, if the address he supposedly got the threat from can be registered, you could register it yourself and send him a REAL threat after they discovered he was sending fake emails pretending to be them

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:16 pm

sorry, but what do you mean by "registered"? I haven't replied yet to this latest tactic by my lad so I am interested in this suggestion...

This lad has also received other taunting email from the g0mer clan (I did those) but the only one he's forwarded back to me is the one he did.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:20 pm

micro:

What he means is the e-mail addy that the g0mer boyz "Sent" the e-mail to your lad from available? I.e. you xxxed out where it was from, but lets say it was [email protected]. Check and see if you can sign up for that e-mail addy. The lad may have just faked the header to make it look like it came from there. Then you can send your lad a REAL e-mail from that addy and freak the you know what out of him.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:28 pm

Just tried to register it, it is not available.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:15 pm

He better join the programme or he won't be getting any payments - ever Laughing

Lads don't like to be sent this. It adds to their natural paranoia and I can't bear to upset a Lad. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:17 pm

I have a gomer address set up if you want me to send him a nice abusive message. Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

@GomerPyle It adds to their natural paranoia and I can't bear to upset a Lad

Random names and random signatures. They don't match the only thing important is 80%. If this doesn't make any sense the Moneygram WU reference contract slap in the face, we will bait the hell out of you (forever) and you will like it.

Finally got it right. Well done Thumbs up

p.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:42 pm

^^ You're right as far as 'doesn't make any sense'
Could you clarify your last post a bit?
I don't quite get your point.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:14 pm

It's actually countersigned by one of the more obscure US Presidents (really) and, that being the case, is even more authentic than the real thing.

Mr G0mer is a master forger, and he hates chickens too, for reasons I better not mention here.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:09 pm

GomerPyle wrote:

one of the more obscure US Presidents

I can't believe you're implying that Martin Van Buren was an obscure US President. Are you not familiar with the Van Buren Boys? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:02 am

If anybody wants to use a Mr G0mer account, I set this one up recently...

[email protected]
p/w = 419eater

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

you can never have enough Gomer accounts.
I have 2 plus a few more from mr gomer creating accounts to look like the lads he is working on.

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