Nerv Super Safari - worst ending ever! 9/23

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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:52 pm

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kelpt me on a dazert

that's gotta hurt!

Have him drop by Dan's place on the way home, we need someone to pop in and beat him up next week (this week is now booked , Gomer is sending Shorty hopefully)

He could give him a beating and a tattoo at the same time.

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:31 pm

darn.... this is the WORST safari end ever, nothing worth of a signature.

Well see if i can do something.

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brother i am not happy allso not a fool i am a man of God not a joker so if you respect God and fear him you surposed give me this other number before my travel to ghana and i told you that i don.t have transport to travel to ghana you gave me every asurance to help and accomundaity me were i will sleep and take my bath but you and your group see me as a foolish man.brother i don.t thing that you people know God and fear him please stop useing God.s name in vain because i am a man of God and allso a pastor if you want to do this type of thing do it with unbelievers like you and your group not to a man of God.because the bible made us to know that no one should do harm to his prophet or to a man of God all you ask me to do i did it with the fear of God but you see me as a foolish person i thank you with your people before i come to know you i am a bit okey for life but you and your people are very wicked stop this type of life so that you will see the kingdom of God because i told you that i don.t have money to come to ghana and that i don.t know ghana very well you ask me to trust you and believe you and i did that as a man of God you steal have the mine and treated me bad the way you promised me for forst aid treatment.i will still believe in God and follow his way but brother stop useing God.s name invain for you to last and see the kingdom of God you still ask me to stay in ghana were i don.t have a place to stay even to eat and take my bath brother you people are not for real but may God forgive you people in jesus name amen i don.t want to go on fasting and prayer for you people i am in abidjan now i thank God that for me and a brother that came with me to ghana to see if you people are for real and to jion as one of the NERV member i thank God that brought me back to my church pastor m1ke c nze4digibe

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:07 pm

I have a thought that may appeal to your joint senses of economy and evilness - start franchising out the tattooing along the lines of a pyramid scheme

Your stature/level as a priest increases with each new level of disciple you can get - you have to find and tattoo three (or five or whatever) more converts (then they have to find and tattoo more converts etc) - they send you the videos of course as proof, but they may legitimately charge $10 for tattooing a fresh convert - so you increase the gene pool exponentially with amateur non-sterile tattooists searching out people to tattoo to get back the $10 it cost them to get their tattoo plus $20+ more and get into the church heirarchy Smile

Once they're disillusioned, it's too late, they've spawned many new tattooists looking to make their cash back and turn a profit through safety pin tats - as long as you get pic/vid evidence, why not let them go around doing the hard work for you? Nice bit of lad-on-lad action and we know the method works thanks to AmWay Wink

If you can start a pyramid scheme where the tattooing is almost incidental to the recruitment element, you get lots of free pets in much discomfort Smile

Ok the scheme isn't fleshed out fully yet but you get the idea? Smile

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:17 pm

yeah but how do i make sure they are all lads and mugus and not people completely unrelated to 419?

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:45 am

Excellent point - perhaps you'd have to pre-qualify as you are right now but at least get people tattooing one another? it'd be a case of receive one do one as opposed to a pyramid per se.

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:20 pm

Truly a pinnacle in baiting history. You sir, are truly a champion. clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:12 pm

I'm sorry it ended so "badly." Laughing

Congratulations on the safari, and the fine rant from the convert. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:30 pm

It's about time that sharing, caring church, the TWAT, contacted this lad and told him that NERV is used by 'jokers' and that the TWAT can show him the true path to the lord. Which incedentally leads up to some war-torn hellhole in Chad.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:26 pm

@mcstability - TWAT leads to suffering in the hot desert, abandoned for months. NERV leads to tattoos, and true enlightenment in Nepal...or something like that... Laughing

They are both wonderful uses for lads time, and utter disappointment and humiliation in the end.