50 Safaris!!!! Take that Slightly!

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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:05 pm

Well, this is safari number 50! I have been really jonesin' for that globe. I have been able to get several lads on some quick safaris here lately, just to close that gap of the final few.

So, let's have a little background on my latest safari. A while back, I started baiting Charles Soludo, a Nigerian lad. Well, being in Europe, I proposed a meeting in Germany. Well, the first security company he set me up with was failure. I caused a lot of problems between the two. I really make him not trust his accomplice.

So, he fired that guy and got me and Prof another one, located in the UK. This guy seemed compliant. He was located in London/Berkshire. Anyway, we obviously could not meet there, so we had to meet in Glasgow (http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132503&highlight=scotland). Well, he didn't show up the first day. I threatened to Charles that I would leave and never come back. His friend made me stand in the rain all day. Well, he shows up at Glasgow finally. So, Prof and I write Soludo and tell him thanks for sending such a nice guy and that the transaction went as planned. Somehow, "Robert" claims he did not get the money. However, thanks to gaz_c_85 I had pics of the area, as well as a receipt dated from the store that we were meeting. That really caused some problems between the two. I was able to describe the man very well (African, short hair, well dressed, with one brown shoe Laughing

). I was very specific like that. Anyway, that was enough to convince Charles that his friend took the £25k and ran.

So, here we are today. I have another lad meeting me. I suspect this lad is from the same gang though. The destination? Berkshire to St Leonard's UK. Granted, not my longest safari, only about 120 miles or so. However, this should be very painful to have a third accomplice made untrustworthy. SP is going to be taking pics for me. Imagine me being able to describe, with perfection, everything about the lad. Oh, and provide pictures.

The meeting is supposed to be at 4:00 PM (which has already passed). Well, he phoned ScamPatroller (the owner of the B&B where I am staying) several times to say he would not be there at 4:00, because he is stuck in traffic. I also got this from Charles, in Nigeria.

Quote:

Dear Edward,

Thanks for the update. I got in touch with Mr. Alfred.And he mentioned he was going to be 30mnites late due to traffic congestion. Do not worry,everything would be concluded as arranged.
Please update me as soon as you have finished transacting with him.

Many thanks

Charles

Here was the original thread for this leg of the safari: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148277

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:08 pm

Congratulations!

bow_down

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Wow. Absolutely amazing, Jojo.

happy crowd

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:12 pm

Congrats on 50! Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:13 pm

Congrats.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Congratulation! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:15 pm

This is really good for the people to see, jojo. You see kids, no matter how fat and stupid you are, you CAN actually get a silly little icon in your sig (that I wish I had) if you try hard enough.

As far as I can tell, outside of YW (who isn't lame enough to count safaris), jojo is the first to achieve this milestone. Congrats, jojo. It's been a blast baiting with you. Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:19 pm

well done jojobean.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:25 pm

Holy crap you're one badass baiter, CONGRATS!! happy crowd

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:27 pm

Quote:

Dear Edward,

I know you might not have seen my previous mail.But from the last time I wrote I mentioned was going to be 30 late.and currently there waiting at the moment.Do get in touch

Charles.

SP just talked to him and he said that he is waiting. Hopefully we can get some good pics.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:30 pm

So where next for number 51?

Centre George Pompidou in Paris?

Any lad would have to pay to get in.

http://www.centrepompidou.fr/webcam/popup3.html

I don't think it's very expensive but it would be highly educational.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:32 pm

Keep applauding Porky there guys. It shows that Eater cares for everyone - even the mentally challenged losers that hang around here. Truly, I'm touched when I see how Care in the Community works on this forum. We'll polish any turd and make it feel good - no matter how useless it is.

Yeah. I know 50 safaris isn't that big a deal to most of us, but don't let Jojo know that or he'll be hitting the ice-cream tubs again. Instead, carry on with the slightly patronising applause. He won't know that you don't really mean it.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:37 pm

Be careful, lads, Jojo is watching you Cool

Many happy returns! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:49 pm

To celebrate, I baked you some biscuits, jojo. Laughing

Many congrats at such an awesome achievement. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Outstanding Jojo. Keep up the great work!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Well done jojo - I can only dream of that Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:04 pm

Very well done, jojo! Cant wait to get my first! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:05 pm

A fine half century.....

Well done!

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:07 pm

Outstanding!

The old sig line is going to look a little thin when you trade all those hats for just one globe, though. Shocked

Only kidding Laughing

I'm in awe.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:13 pm

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:19 pm

Bravo! Encore! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:20 pm

Man this impresses me.

I don't know, maybe french-speaking lads (mainly from Ivory Coast and Benin) are cheaper than the english ones, but I never got a lad to travel for me. My longest bait, seven months long (and at the end "she" was really begging for mercy) never wanted to travel one kilometer. However hard I tried...

Bravo!

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:25 pm

Congratulations Jojo!!!! Great work!

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