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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:28 am |
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Congrat!!!
I feel like I am running out of time with everyone getting married. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:37 am |
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It will probably be never for me. |
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I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:16 am |
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Congrats smartbomb and Rover
When I was 26 I had already been married for four years and we had our first child on the way. We just celebrated our 16th anniversary a few days ago.
I wish you both much love and happiness...and sex too
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:27 am |
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I was 38 when my wife and I got married, my first (and last) her 2nd. she lost her first in a traffic accident. They were married about 20 years when it happened. |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:21 pm |
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^^^ holy shit. I cant even respond to that man.
Many happy returns Ghost - here's to another 16 !!! |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Congratulations.
Not going to relate how many years happily married here (and no cracks about the unhappily ones, please), but lots; glad I did it and would do it all over again.
She has this amazing.........................grin.
And she seemed to like the way I took the p*ss out of her friend.
If you're both half as happy as I've been, then you'll be doing alright. |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:24 pm |
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smartbomb wrote: |
This is a concept I learned a few months ago whilst holding discussions about the seating arrangements for the reception. Having spend an entire day driving around booking things and then holding conferences with the local church and the owner of the reception venue, I was a broken man. We shared a bath, and seating was brought up, and I dared to interrupt. See, Mrs smartbomb wanted 3 long tables with everyone sitting together, and I wanted several tables of four. I proceeded to put forward an expertly structured case in a desperate plea to have something my way and spent a full 15 minutes going into fine detail about my decision calmly and politely.
I could have passed out when she said ............... 'okay'.
Then just as a wave of relief and pride in my abilities crept over me, she stood up, wrapped a towel around her and declared loudly 'BUT I DONT F***ING LIKE IT !' and stormed out.
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Congratulations! Another 10 years and you'll be able to say 'Mmm, I agree.' convincingly and at appropriate moments without ever taking your mind off your book/TV/Final Fantasy XXIIII.
(October 4th for me! Just finalised he florist orders and bought blue ribbons.)
Good luck and all blessings for your marriage! |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:49 pm |
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^^^ Not another one !!! Thread title change coming up I think ....
Im working round the clock to try and perfect the convincing agreement. Im still no good at all, but getting better each time.
Best Wishes to you Miss B - hope everything goes to plan |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:00 pm |
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Congrats to you both and I hope you both have wonderful marriages (although I don't think it is to each other, or is it??) |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57 am |
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I some how forgot to wish Rover congratulations on his upcoming nuptials. I don't have a lot of advice to offer that hasn't already been given.
Is there a new tatoo in store for the misses? Tatooing rings on fingers?
I just noticed that there are three upcoming weddings. It must be something in the water...
Congrats all! |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:23 pm |
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5 weeks today for me .......
Where's the Rum gone ! |
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l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:09 am |
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smartbomb wrote: |
5 weeks today for me .......
Where's the Rum gone ! |
Lucky you, I'm quite literally sick with nerves, and it's only in eight days. I have been panicking over truly minor details (ribbons, hairpins). I don't even like hairpins usually, except poking people with them
Just to warn you, expect a bit of, erm, mild dementedness to set in shortly before the big day. I had a nightmare about pull bows. Pull bows! |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:31 pm |
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^^^ sweet jesus ................
Ive just returned from a shopping mall grand tour, my legs are aching big time ! Apparently, it was all essential items that we quite simply NEED - things like new boots, a handbag, a jumper, a magazine, an unbrella, and some lip gloss.
I did manage to slip away for a good 20 minutes and down a very quick beer by pretending I had left my phone in the car tho.
Its those little victories that I live for now
I'll raise a glass in your name next weekend Miss B - if your nerves havent turned you into a dribbling lunatic by then ... |
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Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:37 pm |
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Gold Hat wrote: |
smartbomb wrote: |
Absolutely everything is welcome. . . . .and anything else for that matter. |
Since you asked . . .
Don't man . . . . there is no need . . . keep it casual . . . and in the end you will keep most of your money . . . . just ask around . . . almost every guy who has done it now regrets it . . . .
And remember . . . you asked |
Reminds me of the Frank Sinatra quote, something to the effect, "Next time, instead of getting married, I'm just going to find a beautiful woman and give her half my money."
That aside, congrats Mr. & Mrs. Bomb. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:55 pm |
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Dang, I'm sorry I'm late, I really need to wander into this forum a little more often!
Belated congratulations to Smartbomb and Rover! I wish you and yours well!
I've been married before, and the only advice I have is to not take your marriage for granted. Mine ended due to some other issues (her abuse of prescription drugs was a contributing factor) and sometimes I blame myself for not seeing the end come.....although it probably would have ended anyway. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:26 am |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:38 am |
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^^Hope you have an enjoyable number 2 and congrats on your upcoming wedding as well. Rover,please don't zap my id for that comment, I just couldn't resist |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:53 pm |
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Congratulations, smartbomb. Gee, I got married once...hmmm.
I forget most of it, it was so long ago...ah, don't listen to these morons^^
you'll figure it out. It's too late anyway... |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Congrats to all the soon to be marrieds!
I was asked for my hand when I was 18 but thought I would wait for a better offer.....little did I know it would be my only offer. So here I am turning 55 in November single, sassy and sexy. Maybe I could marry a rich lad who would die in a car accident leaving me millions in an account that I can't access. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Apparently I got a little too drunk this past week. Waking up to one of THESE is a bit uncomfortable. I don't remember shit, but there were no charges made to Vegas casinos for this time period, so I've got that going for me.
Anyway, congrats to you all, and I hope you have a great time.
Edit: Renegade code tag. |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:17 pm |
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4 weeks today ...... |
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l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:29 pm |
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You sound like a condemned man...
If you need to delay it, tell her you would like to get married by Th3 W@tchtow3r @poc@lyptic T3st@ment, but she is not a member. Have her build the Monument in your honor....you get the idea...
Congrats...nd best of luck. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:57 pm |
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Just found out my brother in law is going to re marry.
(His wife did last June. )
His intended has been married at least twice before.
They're diffrent religions ( but both Christian )
This makes it difficult for a church wedding and they dont have the patience to sit through all the "marriage classes"
So they're going to elope!
Given they're both over 40 and like their comfort I cant see this being a rope ladder out the bedroom window walking into the sunset together idea.
Well Good Luck to them and all those getting hitched soon |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:27 pm |
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Thank You Nanny !
Miss B should be Mrs B by now, got hitched on Saturday.
Rover's up next ! |
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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