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Wasinitfome
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: the collection plate
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:11 pm |
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could someone pretty please eyepatch my av? I suck at photoshop. |
_________________ Life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does NOT not conquer all. - Swimming with Sharks |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:24 pm |
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Wasinitfome
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: the collection plate
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:45 pm |
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^BBWWWAAHHHHHAAAHHHAAAA
PERFECT.
the subject himself would guffaw at that. |
_________________ Life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does NOT not conquer all. - Swimming with Sharks |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:26 pm |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Wasinitfome
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: the collection plate
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:33 pm |
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^tanx for that Bill!!!!
the granddaddy of Holy Hustlers is now ready to pillage!
btw is that a Canada flag waving in the back, but done is ochre yellowish brown?
no need to explain the dangling lure |
_________________ Life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does NOT not conquer all. - Swimming with Sharks |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 pm |
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It's been out there a long time sun, wind and weather take their toll |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:05 am |
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Nerdy pirate joke:
Q. What sits on your shoulder and goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?
A. A parroty error
Aaaaggghhhh! Yo ho ho and a bottle of disk head cleaning fluid! |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:05 am |
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Sorry ninjas-got a privateer in the family history as well as a known smuggler.I'll dump yer scurvy arsses overboard afore we make Port Royal! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:20 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
Or undead ghoulish pirates! |
Simian Pirates shall always rule the seas. YARRRRRRR!
Pass the Banana Rum. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Q. What's a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. ARrrrr, that be about a Buck-an-ear... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Ariyeo
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 146
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:48 am |
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http://www.piratejokes.net/
such tresures as
Quote: |
A guy walks into a pub with a t-shirt that says "Pirates are stupid for 3 reasons!" He walks up to the bar, orders an ale. and sits down. He no more than gets his quaff when a smelly old sot comes up to him and says, "Aaargh, thar, matey! What's that yer shirt be sayin' thar?"
The guy looks around, looks the man straight in the eyes (well, in his one good eye, anyway), and says "Reason number 1 -- Pirates can't read!" Then he turns around to enjoy his beverage.
Not used to this sort of disrespect, the surly gent takes his hooked arm, lays it aggressively on the man's shoulder, and slowly says, "What's that ye be sayin' thar, sonny-boy?"
The guy looks around again, looks his aggressor square in the eye this time, and enunciates, "Rea-son num-ber 2 -- Pirates can't hear!" And again, he turns around to face the bar.
Well, by this time, the old codger has had enough. He backs up, pulls his sword, and growls, "Aaaaargh, ye bilge rat, that be enuff of yer sass! Stand up and fight, ye lubber, yer soon to be acquainted with Davy Jones, his-self!"
With that, the guy stands up, pulls his pistol, and shoots the pirate dead through his one good eye. He drops his head as he watches him fall, sighs, and says, "Reason #3 -- You pirates are constantly bringing swords to gunfights!" |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:01 pm |
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Here's my jollyroger! |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:42 pm |
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:55 pm |
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Arrr, my willy has been hit by lightnin' whar is the nearest hospital Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
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So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".
And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill (this being, as I said before, a large glass) he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.
This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.
Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiousity gets the best of him.
"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"
And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!" |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:58 pm |
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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna to have to pee in the boat!" |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:02 pm |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
have to passport |
I think the auto-censor "passported" on you |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:21 pm |
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^^^ We have an auto-censor? Well I'll be ******. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:53 pm |
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I thought that this was "Talk like a Pirate" day, not "Talk like Bob Hope" day.
<pauses for the obligatory.....>
Yarrrr!
Now for some piratey stuff.
Kontraband wrote: |
1950 - Disney release Treasure Island starring this guy.
Robert Newton created everything that you and I would recognise as piratey today. "Yarrr"? That was him. "Arrrrrr" thats him too. He really ran the gamut. |
Source of info is here http://www.kontraband.com/blog.asp - you have to scroll down through some stuff headed by a pic of the Lizard King. Warning. Do not scroll down any further as it gets political, and I've been reading this thread http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148067 [/controversial bit]
And to finish......
<drum roll>
Avast there, me hearties, any chance of a swig o' grog for an old sea dog? I've got a black spot in front of me eye, so I have. Yarrr!
<end of ON7 "getting into the spirit of things". Normal service will now resume. Now you know why I don't do karaoke >
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Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:42 pm |
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Avast behind!
I be going to spend me gold dubloons on some fine grog, down ye tavern.
15 men on a dead man's chest, then the Police showed up....
Yohoho and a bottle of Peroni.
Aaaarrrrrr! Hard a larboard Mr Mate! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Pettibone
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Is this a parroty, or is this the rrrrrrrrreal thing?
That "Pirate Encyclopedia" thing earlier was funny! |
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