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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:54 pm

Outstanding!!

Durian, are you an English teacher by any chance?

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:11 am

Durian, that post was a work of genius! Very Happy

Far from offending, it was succint, concise, and darn well written! Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Welcome here. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:09 am

Durian, Welcome to Eater! Very Happy

I too am glad that you posted that. I read every word, and I hope you'll stick around and join us. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 2

I too, heard the NPR show, and I also almost pissed my pants. I couldn't drive, as many of you have said. I wonder how many cars were pulled over on the side of the road listening to the same show. You guys are so freaking funny, and schooling these rat bastards that piss me off every time I check my email. I am so happy to find that someone is dishing out some justice... and I want to play too. Thanks for having me.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 2

Very well said, Durian. You speak for all of us newbees.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

@everyone who wants to start dishing out lad pain of their own-If you want a mentor, they're over here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/posting.php?mode=reply&t=122306
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=1767

Post in the thread, or PM Cherrie directly. Smile

Welcome to the party.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:14 am

@Durian:
I think you really understood what all this stuff is about.
Such a great post to explain what probably most of lad-huggers didn't understand.
Hope you'll ad your part to the puzzle Wink

Welcome here fella!

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:54 am

Rope-a-Dope wrote:

Very well said, Durian. You speak for all of us newbees.

+1

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:38 pm

Mad respek Durian. Welcome to the other newcomers as well!

Famous is on his way:

Quote:

tell willy i am in koasoa now
i am on my way to winiba
he should not fuck me up
tell him to send his email id
rememeber this is d last internet cafe in town
i am out to winiba like d bus driver say
send the number
or i will not meet him

Safari #3 for Famous. Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:58 pm

Great!

what could possible go wrong for such a well-travelled lad? he must be getting used to it by now... Smile

How long has he been travelling anyway? And still not out of money yet?
(Wasn't his father already out of money before he even had left his country? ) Cool

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:12 pm

His traveling has been short. Accra to Lome. Accra to Kumasi. Accra to Cape Coast. Still annoying and he was stuck in Lome for 2-3 days and the same with Kumasi. Honestly, I am just trying to get a bulk of safaris here as quickly as I can with these guys. Who says you can't get blood from a rock?

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:37 pm

Has Godspower seen the Famous pics yet? I haven't heard about a nuclear explosion in the area.

(Although, I suppose as they're both scammers, Famous told his dad what he thought was the truth - that he was scamming an American woman.)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:30 pm

Godspower has not yet seen the pics. NOT YET. Laughing

Quote:

in cape coast
i am along sika kweme expres
the road that lead to the castle
remeber no phone no money
u can call me or give me number to call
i will check my mail in 15 mint time
i am siting in a bar close to the cafe
remeber no question on my location until i spoke to u on phone
thanks
a deal is a deal

Quote:

I am in cape coast again, if u knw u wnt to do bussines send the number then i give you the money you give me the girl
in sika kweme way that lead to the castles.

your number or call me
if do't no bussines
Remeber either you get the money or u loses, because God will release her

Famous

Safari #3. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:35 pm

Congratulations, jojo! Very Happy

I can't wait to see what's up your sleeve, next! Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:05 pm

Welcome, Durian, and a very interesting post it was, indeed!!

Bruin

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:21 pm

Well, some intersting stuff just happened. Basically, I have been telling Willy and Famous the same thing. Willy thinks I am held by a man named Famous. Famous thinks I am held by a man named Willy.

SO, Famous gets to Cape Coast. I give him Willy's number. WELL, as you can imagine that conversation wasn't the best. Basically, they figured out that they were being jerked around. Who knew?

I'm not sure where to take this. Willy thinks I am a guyman. From America. Ah, read it yourself.

Quote:

me: hi
12:50 PM William: who is this?
anita?
12:52 PM me: yes
plz
help me
William: what do u mean help u
me: i am being held
William: how can i anita?
me: by a guy named famous
my kidnapper
he is a bad man
William: lol
12:53 PM hahahaha
he called me that he want to talk to u
me: +233205204770
what
12:54 PM William: how can someone who u claimed has help or kidnapped u wanna talk to u?
me: i have escaped
for now
but his men might try to find me
William: hahahaha
that funny u know
12:55 PM where are u?
12:56 PM me: cape town
in ghana
y do u say that is funny
12:57 PM William: i have just talk to that scammer famous or whatever u call him
me: what did he say
12:58 PM William: he doesn't even have an idea of what u are talking abt
me: did he tell u he has me in cape town???
William: that very bad sweet anita
lol
how did u get to cape town?
12:59 PM me: what did he say to u
1:00 PM William: funny
me: plz
1:01 PM William: plz what?
me: plz
what did he say???
William: u did not answer my question
how did u get to cape town?
1:02 PM me: by commercial bus
wait
r u there?
William: ya
1:03 PM i see
me: plz
William: how did u get there?
me: to cape town?
William: yes
me: i got to kumasi by commercial bus
but from there
in a car
William: hahahahaha
i see
me: where did famous say he was when he called u
1:04 PM William: why are u doing this?
me: what do you mean
William: same place u said u are now
he said he is in cape town
1:05 PM me: i wanted 2 see if he lied to u
he is bad
he kidnapped me
1:06 PM y do u not believe me
what do u think happened
William: i think u are all scammers
1:07 PM me: how does that make me a scammer
William: how can nigerian help u captive here in Ghana?
me: i have never asked u for any money
i am but a small girl
William: yes but the whole thing looks like 419
me: 419???
1:08 PM William: yes
me: what is that?
William: thus the name for it
1:09 PM me: r u there
1:11 PM hello
William: why? are u thinking abt it?
1:12 PM me: about what
what is 419
1:13 PM hello!
1:14 PM William: hiiiiiii
1:15 PM me: what is 419
i dont understand
William: i see
u want me to help u?
1:16 PM do u need my help?
me: for what
William: u r saying i should help u right?
me: sure
1:17 PM why not
William: why can't u call me then?
me: i am in America
that's why
William: what?
hahahahahaha
u are a liar u know that?
1:18 PM me: I am in America
What proof do you want?
I want to be a guyman
William: how can u be in cape town and also in america?
me: I am not in Capetown jackass
William: i see
1:19 PM me: I am in the US
William: how did u get to america?
me: I live here retard
William: and when did u get there?
me: Help me with the 419 stuff
I was BORN here
I have some Nigerian friends though
They teach me the game
William: hahahahaha
i see
me: SO, what do we do
1:20 PM I think we can get some mileage out of that idiot Famous
He has money
William: so u are not help captive in Ghana as u claimed?
me: no
I am a guy
in America
William: oh i see
1:21 PM what about so called Rev Dover?
is he real?
lol
me: Yeah
They are real
All of that is real
William: how can i believe that?\
who is anita then?
me: I don't care if you believe it
Anita is me
1:22 PM Well, Anita is a real girl
But, I played her part
William: a guy?
me: I am a guy
William: i see
me: Do you really think I want to suck your nasty dick?
William: so tell me why u doing all this?
me: Why not?
I am practicing for learning how to scam
Why do you do what you do?
1:23 PM William: nither will also want to fuck ur dirty ass
me: agreed
Smile

lol
William: lol
me: So, this guy Famous
William: what abt him?
1:24 PM me: He has money
William: i don't know
me: I know he does
William: he said he want to talk to u
ok
me: Are you on the phone with him?
William: not now
me: I dont have a phone that I can talk to you guys on
That is not safe here in the US
we dont have disposable cards like in Africa
1:25 PM William: i see
so what do u intend to do?
1:26 PM me: WEll
Maybe you can steal his stuff while he is gone
in Cape Town
1:27 PM William: we don't have cape town in Ghana
cape coast
me: Cape Coast I mean
William: how?
me: He lives in Accra
Where you are
Maybe you can go steal his stuff
1:28 PM William: i am so sorry
me: He has at least $2000 cash at his house
William: i am not a robeer
me: You arent?
You are 419
How can you say you are not a robber
William: i am not
me: Liar
1:29 PM William: and will never be
me: Come on
Just level with me
I leveled with you
I dont care that you are a scammer
I do the same thing
William: we are not the same ass
me: Do you want to see a picture of FAmous?
1:30 PM William: what should i do with it?
me: Just look at it
See what a tool he is
He is a gay sexual predator
Look at thim
William: i see
well,my time is up and have to get going now
me: no
1:31 PM William: have a lovely and ugly day scammer
lol
why no
me: Because
We could make some money off of this homo
His family has lots of money
1:32 PM Maybe you could play along with the Anita thing
William: hahahahaha
me: He believes it
He still things some hot American pussy is real
If you call him and tell him that you have Anita
He will believe you
1:33 PM William: i see
alright talk to u later bye

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Fascinating. He took it all rather well. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 38

Another noob inspired by this thread. I've lurked about and read a few threads off and on for years, but this one forced me to get off my lazy butt and register.

I'm nowhere near as coherent or insightful as Durian, but you guys (all the baiters here) are performing a great service for the world, unappreciated by the masses though it may be. Thank you. And thank you for the many days of entertainment this thread has provided and continues to provide; I hope to one day return the favor.

So, I'm now off to read ALL the stickies then cast my hook in the muddy Nigerian waters an see what bites. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:34 pm

(blush) Thank you all for the warm welcome. I'm honored.

(@ssa: Not an English teacher, but I do enjoy well-crafted writing. And new words like "streded." Smile

)

Quote:

...
me: Just look at it
See what a tool he is
He is a gay sexual predator
Look at thim
William: i see
...

Keep it up all. This is great.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:01 pm

Aww JoJo! You should have had them meet each other physically and beat each other to a bloody pulp in efforts to "save" Anita. Twisted Evil

Or you could have photoshopped anita into one of those Homo Photo Shoots of Famous and showed them to our pet Willy to motivate him to save Anita from Famous's 'Hand'.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Sep 2008 Posts: 1

Well, that was a great conversation JoJo! I wonder if he will be back back in touch? Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:16 pm

We have a sneaking suspicion that Famous might be starting to think (yes, after the third safari, and a phone call with Willy) that something might be a bit off here. I'd sure be nervous, if I were him. It might be best if he just stays in Cape Coast while he's there. It will not be too much fun for him at home pretty soon. Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:19 pm

I love this gentlemen's agreement:

Quote:

me: Do you really think I want to suck your nasty dick?
William: so tell me why u doing all this?
me: Why not?
I am practicing for learning how to scam
Why do you do what you do?
1:23 PM William: nither will also want to fuck ur dirty ass
me: agreed

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:21 pm

^^ Yeah, that was nice. Seemed like it should have been followed with something like, "So now onto other business..."

@ Betty Hash - Welcome to Eater. Nice username/avatar. Smile

If those are hash conditions, I don't see what all the whining is about.

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