Introducing a huge TWAT

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:43 pm

Hi Everyone,

I would like to introduce to all of you a huge TWAT, the <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=39950" target="_blank">MinisterOfBourbon</a>. He really is a huge TWAT too. This is the guy that wrote the <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~yeawhatever/TWAT/ordainment.pdf" target="_blank"> Ordainment Cerimony</a> for the TWAT church.

In real life, we have been best friends for years. This is the guy that got me started in baiting, the guy that I used to work with that, when I received 419 letters said, "why don't you answer?"

Please join me in welcoming the MinisterOfBourbon.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:48 pm

Yo! For the record, I do not condone anything that YW does. You are keeping some bad company there man.

Welcome aboard. I'm sure I will be joining you in some fun soon.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:52 pm

Welcome aboard mate. I really have nothing else to offer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I've sent out an all-points bulletin to the Mods/Admins -- the last thing we need is someone on this site who actually likes and encourages YW!

This is bad....very bad. Shocked

Welcome MoB.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:59 pm

Welcome on board.

Now lets hope a: He finds this thread and B: Manages to say hi to all of us Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:14 pm

Hi!

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:30 pm

Welcome to the Eater MinisterOfBourbon

Have fun.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:48 pm

Welcome! You come well recommended.

Honestly, though, has YW ever talked you into going on any journeys that you later regretted??

Bruin

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:11 pm

Thank you for the welcome.

I just want to let everyone know that I enjoy being a member within the lush and tender folds of TWAT, and do my best to fill it with spunky goodness.

I am currently writing a new ceremony that will be used when we send a lad off into the world. The ceremony will consist of the TWAT priest and his TWAT disciples.

I have known YeaWhatever for years, and consider him not only a huge TWAT, but also the personification of a "pure asshole." He's really sphincterific!

I'm looking forward to bring ideas and punishment to these 419 wastes of human tissue.

Thanks!

-Mike

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:13 pm

MinisterOfBourbon wrote:

I have known YeaWhatever for years, and consider him not only a huge TWAT, but also the personification of a "pure asshole." He's really sphincterific!

Please vote in this thread if that is the case:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147822&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Welcome MinisterofBourbon. Glad to see YW has friends in real life and not just at Eater. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oh lord, an actual friend of YW?? Heaven help us all. Welcome (I guess). Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:22 pm

Yes, it is true that YW and I have been friends for a long time. As a matter of fact, he's the godfather of both of my kids, and I'm the godfather to his.

Ponder this for a moment. He's responsible for helping shepherd my children on the path of God.

Now ponder that again.

No, he hasn’t tried to send me on any trips, but there was a journey through the court system when I had to point to a doll where he touched me. (For the prosecution.)

So yes, YW does have a friend outside of eater, yet I have the same, if not more deviant, sense of humor that he does. This makes us both sick and depraved, which is why he can easily sink to the lowest common denominator of the scammers, and why I can write ceremonies that are chok' full o' sophomoric sexual innuendoes.

It's a real Wonder-Twin relationship. (He's the sister, though, because he fits into the spandex.)

-Mike

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:30 pm

okay I like burbon, but this scares the crap out of me.

[ / scared voice] welcome [ / scared voice]

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Welcome MoB - Just when Adamu thought it was safe ....

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:00 pm

Hi there and welcome, MoB.

I value the Eater for the community and camaraderie... though now I'm having serious second thoughts...

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:09 pm

A friend of YW's?

I hate you already.

Welcome anyway. Cool

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:12 pm

Welcome to Eater, MOB Very Happy

As you seem to be in friendly relations with YW, please ask him to add the missing baits to his site.

P.S. I am wondering why there aren't the usual welcoming notes in this thread, like bait safe, get a mentor, and have fun. Is it that godfather connection...? Cool

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:41 pm

Welcome MinisterofBourbon (aka Mike)! Very Happy

OMG!

I really didn't think YW had any real life friends. He said he had a few, but you know what a lier he is. Are you sure he didn't just trick you into joining the site? Are we sure this isn't just another one of YW's vicious pranks? I'm stupified that there could actually be someone more depraved than YW.

I think I might be looking forward to your baits, but I'm a bit afraid as well.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:26 pm

Welcome MoB. Do you bike too?

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:29 pm

Do you swim? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:47 am

Welcome MoB. If YW collected any fees from you, you have been scammed! Shocked

There are real Mentors here that can help you along. The stickys are for your protection (being a friend of YW doesn't make you immune). Mods are good, Admins are better.

You sure have a way with words, so that will be fun.

Oh and post counts don't matter... Very Happy

edited for an errant letter

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:49 am

Dear MoB:

since you are a minister, can you please bless this low ball of neat Buffalo Trace that sitteth upon the right hand of my keyboard?

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:33 am

Hi

and I feel sorry for you, very very sorry...hope you liked the Skeleton Coast. See it as a lesson for life Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:40 pm

@MinisterOfBourbon - Welcome to Eater.

This really is like Doctor Evil and mini me.... Very Happy