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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:43 pm |
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Hi Everyone,
I would like to introduce to all of you a huge TWAT, the <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=39950" target="_blank">MinisterOfBourbon</a>. He really is a huge TWAT too. This is the guy that wrote the <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~yeawhatever/TWAT/ordainment.pdf" target="_blank"> Ordainment Cerimony</a> for the TWAT church.
In real life, we have been best friends for years. This is the guy that got me started in baiting, the guy that I used to work with that, when I received 419 letters said, "why don't you answer?"
Please join me in welcoming the MinisterOfBourbon.
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:48 pm |
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Yo! For the record, I do not condone anything that YW does. You are keeping some bad company there man.
Welcome aboard. I'm sure I will be joining you in some fun soon. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:52 pm |
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Welcome aboard mate. I really have nothing else to offer. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:54 pm |
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I've sent out an all-points bulletin to the Mods/Admins -- the last thing we need is someone on this site who actually likes and encourages YW!
This is bad....very bad.
Welcome MoB. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:59 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:14 pm |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:30 pm |
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Welcome to the Eater MinisterOfBourbon
Have fun. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:48 pm |
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Welcome! You come well recommended.
Honestly, though, has YW ever talked you into going on any journeys that you later regretted??
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:11 pm |
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Thank you for the welcome.
I just want to let everyone know that I enjoy being a member within the lush and tender folds of TWAT, and do my best to fill it with spunky goodness.
I am currently writing a new ceremony that will be used when we send a lad off into the world. The ceremony will consist of the TWAT priest and his TWAT disciples.
I have known YeaWhatever for years, and consider him not only a huge TWAT, but also the personification of a "pure asshole." He's really sphincterific!
I'm looking forward to bring ideas and punishment to these 419 wastes of human tissue.
Thanks!
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:13 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon wrote: |
I have known YeaWhatever for years, and consider him not only a huge TWAT, but also the personification of a "pure asshole." He's really sphincterific! |
Please vote in this thread if that is the case:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147822&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:21 pm |
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Welcome MinisterofBourbon. Glad to see YW has friends in real life and not just at Eater. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Oh lord, an actual friend of YW?? Heaven help us all. Welcome (I guess). |
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:22 pm |
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Yes, it is true that YW and I have been friends for a long time. As a matter of fact, he's the godfather of both of my kids, and I'm the godfather to his.
Ponder this for a moment. He's responsible for helping shepherd my children on the path of God.
Now ponder that again.
No, he hasn’t tried to send me on any trips, but there was a journey through the court system when I had to point to a doll where he touched me. (For the prosecution.)
So yes, YW does have a friend outside of eater, yet I have the same, if not more deviant, sense of humor that he does. This makes us both sick and depraved, which is why he can easily sink to the lowest common denominator of the scammers, and why I can write ceremonies that are chok' full o' sophomoric sexual innuendoes.
It's a real Wonder-Twin relationship. (He's the sister, though, because he fits into the spandex.)
-Mike |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:30 pm |
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okay I like burbon, but this scares the crap out of me.
[ / scared voice] welcome [ / scared voice] |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:41 pm |
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Welcome MoB - Just when Adamu thought it was safe .... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:00 pm |
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Hi there and welcome, MoB.
I value the Eater for the community and camaraderie... though now I'm having serious second thoughts... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:09 pm |
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A friend of YW's?
I hate you already.
Welcome anyway. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:12 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, MOB
As you seem to be in friendly relations with YW, please ask him to add the missing baits to his site.
P.S. I am wondering why there aren't the usual welcoming notes in this thread, like bait safe, get a mentor, and have fun. Is it that godfather connection...? |
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"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:41 pm |
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Welcome MinisterofBourbon (aka Mike)!
OMG! I really didn't think YW had any real life friends. He said he had a few, but you know what a lier he is. Are you sure he didn't just trick you into joining the site? Are we sure this isn't just another one of YW's vicious pranks? I'm stupified that there could actually be someone more depraved than YW.
I think I might be looking forward to your baits, but I'm a bit afraid as well. |
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:26 pm |
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Welcome MoB. Do you bike too? |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:29 pm |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:47 am |
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Welcome MoB. If YW collected any fees from you, you have been scammed!
There are real Mentors here that can help you along. The stickys are for your protection (being a friend of YW doesn't make you immune). Mods are good, Admins are better.
You sure have a way with words, so that will be fun.
Oh and post counts don't matter...
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Wasinitfome
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: the collection plate
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:49 am |
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Dear MoB:
since you are a minister, can you please bless this low ball of neat Buffalo Trace that sitteth upon the right hand of my keyboard? |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:33 am |
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Hi and I feel sorry for you, very very sorry...hope you liked the Skeleton Coast. See it as a lesson for life |
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Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:40 pm |
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@MinisterOfBourbon - Welcome to Eater.
This really is like Doctor Evil and mini me.... |
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