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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:11 pm |
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gouge his remaining EYES out |
did he have more than 2 to start off with then? |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:20 pm |
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With the help of suggestions from Yastreb and firehouse5, and plenty of egging-on from my gman attorney character, I convinced my lad that he will only get his ransom dollaz if he comes up with something truly apocalyptic.
He may be a complete dickbrain, but you have to admit he gave it a pretty good shot. Note: you might want to sit down before you read this...
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:23 pm |
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If it isn't too late too make a suggestion,perhaps a glass rod inserted ito the privates and then broken. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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SomersetC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Texas
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:47 pm |
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Hehe... I love the 'pepperish water' remarks.
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There's not much more to add, your lad seems to have read every fetish BDSM How to Please Your Loved One Manual |
No, there are more of 'em.
You could have 'em do a Pear of Anguish thing with a shoe-horn. You could involve large barnyard animals, car wash nozzles... worlds of possibilites out there.
And the 'kidnappers' should take pictures of him doing degrading things, not just those things being done to him. Otherwise the ransomer will believe that the ransomee can hold out until help comes. With those pictures I mentioned, the ransomer believes that the ransomee has lost hope and self-respect. Easy on the mutilation, too... the ransomer might not accept damaged goods.
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:48 pm |
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"He forced me to dress up as a viking warrior with a blood eagle, my wrists was covered in dog shit, chop sticks glued into my ears"
What, no trophy pic of this? |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:48 pm |
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^^yes, that was the best part. chopsticks on the ears would be very painful! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 499
Location: Run Away Lad Bride
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:19 am |
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He went through all that torture, and yet he was able to type an email to you describing it all? He must be a tough lad. |
_________________ '' - MY HEART IS SO DISTURB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR THINK OF RIGHT NOW
Abuja to Cameroon
i was like a mad man this afternoon i was there but i didn't see you pls
AM STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING AND DYING
OOOOOO.... A1ex (thanks to Red & 5imba for 5SC)
Abuja to Bauchi -am just like a notives down here walking up and down from one street to another…A1ex (thanks to 5imba & Red for their help)
Ogun Sagamu to Abuja -A1ex
(Group Effort) 0 Ch1d1nma: Lagos to Cotonou - "u told me not to bring money down which i didnt"
Joint safari with OxygenDeprived
Click here to support 419Eater.com
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:22 am |
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My lad's mind has been seriously screwed up. I didn't suggest any of these:
But just in case my lad is running out of steam, I've suggested something called the "Ham4s H00ter", which will be quite spectacular if he goes with it. Watch this space!
I have also set the scene for getting some trophies at a later stage. But for now this is all so much sick fun that I don't want it to degenerate into a debate about why the all-powerful head of Ham4s in Pakistan can't lay his hands on a digital camera.
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:11 pm |
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You will know I am not a twat by the time I am done with him. |
Hmmmm. Now there is an interesting idea. Rebait him and make him a TWAT. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:20 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
He should feel honoured - after all, a King of England met his death via a red-hot poker up the back passage! |
To gain first-hand experience of how that feels, I recommend the 'Notun Moyna' curry house in Croydon. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:34 pm |
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Tell him to take two aspirins and write back to you in the morning! |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:54 pm |
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Mercy me, as Seymour Skinner would say:
A rather half-hearted attempt at the full Ham4s H00ter though - he left out a few vital elements that I had suggested. I will try again.
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:36 pm |
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@Ninastian : hilarious bait ..can't believe I missed it until now.
Are you keeping some kind of inventory of lost body parts? He's over his anal phase it seems, maybe you should ask him about that more explicitly. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:10 pm |
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He will most certainly have to send you those pictures, so you can finally send him the money. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Why don't they hang, draw, and quarter him? |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:27 pm |
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I created a rather nasty form of execution for a short story recently - the Death of Nine: Scourging, Flaying, Salting, Gelding, Blinding, Hanging, Drawing, Quartering and Beheading.
They could apply most of it still. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pettibone
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:41 am |
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Tell him to keep an eye out for his payment....... |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:27 am |
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I get great ideas from the lads sometimes more often than other baiters. Cannot wait to see how this one plays out. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Wasinitfome
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: the collection plate
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:15 am |
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I'm still fixated on the verb "caressing" used early on.
gives one pause.
also it's good to know 3rd world countries are centuries ahead in ocular reconstruction surgery. |
_________________ Life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does NOT not conquer all. - Swimming with Sharks |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:13 am |
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I created a rather nasty form of execution for a short story recently - the Death of Nine: Scourging, Flaying, Salting, Gelding, Blinding, Hanging, Drawing, Quartering and Beheading.
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nice to see you didn't brake his fingers and remove his finger nails,
very considerate allowing to still type his letters of demand |
_________________ Click here to support 419Eater.com
Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Posted:
Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:04 am |
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Now THIS is what I call a Ham4s H00ter!
[Edited to remove some of the whingeing] |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:32 am |
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What a relief that at least he is willing to forgive you in the end! (as long a you pay, that is...)
what a complete moron, hope you can keep him going for a bit longer and make him run out of bodyparts to cut/burn or poison...
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:35 am |
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Excellent read. Absolutely hilarious. You have to push for pictures though. I am not sure who is sicker, you or the mugu. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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Scam-Beezi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 21
Location: The inner macroverse of the inverted rectum
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:07 pm |
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Superb..... absolutely superb.
Entertainment fo the highest quality. I cannot wait to see the pics in the hall of shame when (if) they arrive from your poor lad.
WHy not make him a TWAT? It's an excellent suggestion, but I'd add a tiny bit, get him staked out on the side of the pyramid, covered in "pepperish water" with his H00ter signpost inserted and "caressing" his anus?
OMG... I'm just as sick as you are!!!! |
_________________ x 2 - "Your Iphone herpes sent with is."
It is better to be silent and then thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:27 pm |
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What a dickface. Tell him you're relieved to hear he still has all of his body parts, be it in odd places .. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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