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Col. Mustard
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Crying havoc and letting slip the Dogs Of War!
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:49 am |
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"Stand At Ease.."
Howdy folks,
Have been wasting vast amounts of company time reading this forum .. (oh yeah .. I am the company  ) Having read through the tips and safety points I think I'm ready to cast out my first bait.
Have been thinking about an angle on having some fun - I like the idea of safari's and putting the lads to as much trouble as possible. I've a few ideas that should provide a wee bit of fun.
This has probably been done but..
If a mercenary can't trust someone who's scammed his bank out of $24m who can he trust...
Standby for lots of pictures of old planes, Nissan pick-ups, hiding places and deserted landing strips!! |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:56 am |
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@Col. Mustard - Welcome a'board, and well done for reading up and getting a good understanding of the safety tips.... 
Don't be shy about asking for any advice, you'll always find plenty of experienced baiters happy to share their knowledge and skills.
Also, don't be discouraged if your first lads don't jump through a hoop for you (literally..  )
keep plugging away and eventually you will get the trophies and safaris.... 
Oh, almost forgot to mention.
We do have an excellent mentor scheme that you might want to sign up for: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306&start=350 |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:17 am |
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hey colonel
didnt take me long to get the lads filling forms, posing for ridiculous photos and performing hilarious rituals. Oh and not to mention the Safari from Nigeria to Benin Republic.
All that in less than 6 months !!!
Have fun, bait safe and keep chipping away at them |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:17 am |
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Greetings Colonel!
If you need to co-operation of a retired US Marine to assist in operations against the Lads, then Captain is at your service. Just PM me if needs must.
I think I should point out that I am not, and have never been, a US Marine - Captain Mal is only my baiter persona.
ETA Masking since this is now in General Chat. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Welcome to Eaterville Col. Mustard. What were you thinking of killing Prof. Plum with the candlestick in the study like that?
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Standby for lots of pictures of old planes, Nissan pick-ups, hiding places and deserted landing strips!! |
You've been watching too many episodes of the 'A Team'! Good luck with the trophies. Learn to walk before you run and get yourself a mentor who will help you do that.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:49 pm |
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Welcome to Eater Col. Definitely check out the mentor scheme they've got going. It's not a love scam, really, pop on over & make a request. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:52 pm |
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Welcome to eater, Col Mustard! I love that name.. 
Enjoy teaching the lads the military way of doing things.
And watch out for yastreb's Malcolm Reynolds...he's an irascible sort!
Nice of yastreb to offer his services to you. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:01 pm |
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Welcome Colonel.
I wish you luck with your mission.
Just remember that all your planning can go out the window at first contact with the enemy.
However as they say "Who Dares Wins". |
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Col. Mustard
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Crying havoc and letting slip the Dogs Of War!
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:18 pm |
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Thanks for the welcome folks..
I'll be looking for some advice pretty soon - its been like casting your bait into a trout farm - my reply to a spare letter had hardly left the Outbox when a reply had arrived - pretty keen little lad as well. But the weekend is here so he can sweat till Monday - that's lesson #1 complete!
You never know maybe yastreb's Malcolm Reynolds could come out of retirement as an Advisor I think that's the term we use these days. So I've fastened up the old Para smock, dusted of the beret and the Wild Geese are about to fly again.
"I love the smell of keyboards in the morning"
Have a good weekend
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:29 pm |
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RIIIGHT you 'orrible little man. We will be square bashin yew until yews learns the correct drills for contacts with lads. Colonel or no Colonel. If yews goes out there advancing at lads with the wrong safety drills, yews will get 'orrible little men knockin on your door. And we don't want that do we?!?! So don't get a bag on, get a mag on and stag on in them stickies. As you were.....
To your mentor.... FORWARD wait for it, wait for it........
MARCH!
Welcome to eater you nutcase. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:49 pm |
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Welcome!Love the avatar,one of my favorite movies. |
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:26 pm |
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_Tommo you beat me too it..
Anywho Col, welcome to the weird and trying times of Mugu War.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:58 am |
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Welcome, Colonel! |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:15 am |
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Now that the XO has authenticated ^^^ I'll enter the A.O.
From one Colonel to another, Watch your Romeo, make sure you read the F.M.'s and stay within the perimiter. You can bunk in the C.P.
Chow's at 0400
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:16 am |
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Tsk. Far too many military references, and not nearly enough Cluedo ones. And I am surprised at some of you - no smutty comments about Miss Scarlett in the billiard room with the rope? 
Welcome, Col. Mustard.
edit for typo. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:02 pm |
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Eight: I would have gone with the candle stick reference myself, but you know how I am.... |
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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:56 pm |
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I think we should leave Miss Scarlett out of it until she comes here to speak up for herself. |
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 499
Location: Run Away Lad Bride
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Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:13 pm |
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Welcome to Eater Col. Mustard!
Love your comment:
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AM STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING AND DYING
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Abuja to Bauchi -am just like a notives down here walking up and down from one street to another…A1ex (thanks to 5imba & Red for their help)
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vonRichtofen
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 342
Location: Downing lads all around
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:49 am |
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Welcome to the frontline, Colonel!
That’s a dirty war, we fight a merciless (sometimes also brainless…) enemy, so be well prepared before shooting at the target!
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Col. Mustard
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Crying havoc and letting slip the Dogs Of War!
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:00 pm |
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Received all the family photos and passport garbage this morning and a request to know more about me - now would an international mercenary (ahem Advisor) give loads away? enough - just enough!!
Pity I've flown to Paris to Conclude some business |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:59 pm |
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Baits that make me laugh that hardest are ones where there appears to be an entire world going on under the lads nose.
Great start, Col. I'm sure you'll be running lads through the obstacle course in no time! |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:02 pm |
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It was Mrs. Plum.....in the Library.....with the candlestick. Bait away, Colonel! Welcome aboard and we look forward to hearing from you. Give the lads lots of clues that lead them astray. |
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