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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:10 pm |
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Dear Mr Mueller,
I am in the process of making the arrangements for the arrival of the diplomat. I have some important questions about this that I am waiting for the answer.
With regard to that, my wife and I would like for you to arrive with the diplomat, and to accept our invitation to be our guests of honor at a formal dinner. I am sure that as the Director of FBI, you understand very well how we as good Americans should treat visiting foriegn dignitaries. We have offered this diplomat a formal dinner at my house, and I would also like to extend that invitation to you.
I would be most happy to arrange for limousine transportation from the airport to our house.
Please indicate to me what your answer on this is.
with gratitude,
M0rtimer Sn3rd |
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My Friend,
Thank you so much or this offer, i really appreciate it so much.I am very plead with it.
I won't refuse the offer cos i also love to visit my loyal citizens houses all the time most especially when they need my attention.
Please send your information to me so i can forward it to the ATM CENTER so they can prepare your papers and the diplomat can move cos its you that is delaying them now.
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This is great! I love it!
Now I'll have to see if I can get Charles Soludo to come over too! |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:07 am |
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I am so envious! |
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:10 am |
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"MY loyal citizens"?
He's getting delusions of grandeur. |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:54 am |
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getting delusions?
A foreign fbi director claiming americans as "his" loyal citizens!
Think he already had some delusions, in addition to the one of getting money from you. I suppose he thinks that the CBN (to most americans) means the Central Bank of Nigeria!
For those that don't live there or know, in the US, CBN is usually a reference to television/radio - Central Broadcasting Network
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:54 am |
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Have you asked for his dietary requirements yet? Presumably he will be bring his wife, so you will also need hers, as well as his bodyguards requirements.
Ask him if he has any objection to being seated between Osama Bin Laden and Barrack Obama?. Maybe you could send him a list of, say, the twelve important guests and get him to draw up the seating plan as guest of honour. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
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"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:48 pm |
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^^^ That's my next step, after I get the diplomat to accept. I want to make sure that there aren't any issues with diet.
Once this is all set up, I'm sure something will happen. I was given the option of going over to London to meet with the diplomat, and I may decide that I want to do that instead. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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