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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Thanks.
I just decided to start doing this, I've already had some great laughs at the posted material, and I think I can be a very productive member with a little practice. I've done a bit of research, and I think I'm ready to start.
My question is, can I just snag a scam from the surplus and start in, or is there some other protocol I need to know about?
Any input is appreciated |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:48 pm |
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First, make sure you're Safe and if you wonder what that is, read a bit
Surplus is free for all baiters, just don't close email accounts of lads as others might have a problem with that |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:52 pm |
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I appreciate it! Can you post a link in terms of what you believe "safe" is?
I know about the anonymous email, no personal info, strong virus/spiware protection, etc...is there something I'm missing?
I just want to make sure I've got my bases covered. Thanks again for your help. |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:55 pm |
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NM, my inbox just did fine. Thanks for your help! |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:56 pm |
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You think I'm a lad? I don't work that way read this,linky Have fun and if more questions, just drop them here.
CU |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:41 pm |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:43 pm |
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Read the stickies, and always read other people baits, I have been around awhile and I still read other people baits to get ideas. We have a mentor program |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Hi & welcome to Eater! From the looks of it, it appears you have already been doing some forum reading. Feel free to sign up for a mentor. I recommend straight baiting your pets till you get the swing of things. Don't be afraid to try different kinds of scams & certainly don't be bashful about asking questions on the forum. Have fun! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:39 am |
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People have different strengths and interests - some people think Lotto Lads are boring, but Gomer thrives on them (instead of haemoglobin Gomer has Lotto lads carrying oxygen round his veins), I prefer to provide some degree of technical/IT-based support for baiters who are getting out of their comfort when I have time - everyone has their areas, find your favourite and cause misery!
If you want to get started fast, someone (an inbox farmer somewhere on the board) was recently giving away inboxes ready seeded with scammers just waiting to be frustrated, but you can take surplus emails or start gathering your own inboxes - there are sadly plenty of scammers to go around. |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:27 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Welcome Ralph!
I love ralph wiggumisms - 'I bent my wookie'
Enjoy all that baiting has to offer. I think baiting and emailing as Ralph Wiggum could be hilarious. |
Oh, I'm planning on some Ralph Wiggum, some Ron Burgundy, and Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. Wonder if the lads know about The Wing-Kong exchange and Lo-Pan.
Man, I'm excited... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:28 am |
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Just don't get me started on Haemo-goblins - and then there's my haemato-critters - and I'm told they're up the duff too.
Lads are like hazelnuts. Sometimes you are lucky and find a weak one and it breaks open to expose its fleshy vulnerable parts you can feast on without much effort, but if you spend your time looking for one of them you'll waste a lot of effort, and find a lot you can't crack.
Straight baiting is like a persistent tapping - kind of laborious but will get you the best results in the end without having to keep picking up new ones.
Then there are tactics you can use that will crack open a lot of nuts that baiters have learned by trial and error.
One method I use is mass baiting and that's like hitting a pile of nuts and picking up the ones that sound weak and then taking them to one side for special attention.
Took me over a year to get a trophy picture, but learning how to get inside a Lads mind is more important and will eventually lead you into being able to do anything you want with a Lad. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:30 am |
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Please don't quote whole posts, we can see it, Roy
Thanks, I took it upon myself to flood my new email to guestbooks...already have 3 nibbles. My first persona is going to be an old pedophile that needs money to have his junk removed surgically. "He" will be my tester... |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:32 am |
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Thanks for the advice, Gomer. I have been looking for a new outlet to let my creative juices flourish. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:41 am |
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Welcome to Eater.
manbiteslion wrote: |
If you want to get started fast, someone (an inbox farmer somewhere on the board) was recently giving away inboxes ready seeded with scammers just waiting to be frustrated, but you can take surplus emails or start gathering your own inboxes - there are sadly plenty of scammers to go around. |
As one of the inbox farmers, here is the link to get you more fresh lads than you can shake a stick at. We're not giving the boxes away, merely making them available to anybody looking for up to date lads.....
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=144494
Please read the Terms and Conditions before accessing the boxes. Enjoy! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:59 am |
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Hello ralph,
puppy lads are fun and easily twisted. I have all of them fillin my livestock import form which at present is 6 pages long and growing and they need one for each puppy you are importing.
a good site to get fakers from is http://www.puppiessale.org/ go for the free to adopt ones they are mostly scammers.
i have only been doing this for a few months so far and they have proovd the most fruitful and well i kinda like them best
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_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:49 pm |
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Oh happy day...my first lad...
I want to assure that this transaction is very legal and the commissioner is aware of the whole transaction , because he will the person to sign for the documents , so please if you are willing to be part of this transaction , lets move ahead and assure that every thing is risk free . So please send your in formations to me so we can proceed .
This my passport copy for trust .
Adam Kufur
How can I load the pic of the passport he sent me? I've already hooked it up with a big "Fake". I wonder if he has the commissioner's passport too?[/img] |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Ralph:
Enjoy eater mate! Welcome aboard. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:30 pm |
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Thanks for the welcome, seems I already have two lads on board. Just playing dumb for now! A lot of "I don't understand, what is that form?" and "how do I know this is real?" |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:50 pm |
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Wow...they really don't read the first reply, do they? I got a "very pious" lad to respond to "Well break bread sister! Do you know how many tranny hookers I could buy with that money? How can I get my hands on it?"
I am currently double checking that it is 419... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:00 pm |
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Ralph Wiggum wrote: |
...I am currently double checking that it is 419... |
Is the Pontiff a Catholic and is Paris Hilton his love child or just a hotel in France? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:08 pm |
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I don't know. Are you deliberately trying to confuse me? |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 pm |
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Has anyone had any success in changing a lad's religion? I was thinking of attempting to get lads to write long-winded diatribes about their belief in the Church of Sl4yer, and how they pray at the Alter of Sacrifice before going into missionary work. Any successes like this? |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:27 pm |
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If there's money in it, especially a lot of money, a lad will change religions as easily as he changes his shirt - and maybe even more frequently.
See the T-W-A-T threads, as well as other church baits. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:39 am |
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En espanol?????
I speak spanish (not fluent, but good enough for a seasoned tourist)....has anyone else been getting propositions in espanol? I have received tres in the last veinte-ocho horas...
(if you have, I might be able to help as an expatriate....) |
_________________ x2 x9 x2 x2 x3
x 5
Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
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