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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:27 am |
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I've gotten very close several times to sending an email to a friend having signed it with main baiting character's name.
I was traveling recently and saw a life ring with the name 'Safari' on it and was mad that I didn't have my camera with me to take a picture.
We've taken a vacation house for two weeks and one of the requirements was that it had to have internet connection. When we got here and the modem was missing, I about had a cow. The rental management company had to shell out 250 bucks for a new modem just to keep me happy. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:18 am |
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I use to hate when I got scam mail....
Is it strange that now I get excited to get it? |
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bastard thief-FBI
x5
your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:39 pm |
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You know you have baited too long when...
You have researched Benin so much and sent so many lads on safari there, that you actually quite fancy taking a RL trip there yourself.... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
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=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:34 pm |
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Simba:
I hear there is a nice camp near there where you can take a photo safari! |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:19 pm |
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@Simba: If I talk you into going, can I claim a pith helmet? |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Posted:
Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:37 pm |
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As I get older I have become more and more dependent on notes at work to make sure I get to everything I need to accomplish each day. I had a really busy day last week where I had about 10 tasks I needed to complete before going home. I also had a good bait going where I told the lad that I would go over to MG during my lunch break and then send him the details. My notes read something like:
1) do task 1
2) verify task 2
3) check in with someone on coordinating task 3
4) email off phony MG details to lad
5) status management on previous tasks
6) release task 6 for use
It's good thing no one else reads my notes... |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:21 pm |
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Reminds me of what a locally famous author, survival pope, human rights activist and traveller Rüdiger Nehberg (informally known as "Sir Vival" ), writes about notes he does not want others to read, he writes them down using the Arabic alphabet. It has a great ornamental function, too, IMO, it´s just a different alphabel and looks great
I also have a notepad here right next to my home office desk but whereever I go, I tend to write down notes as well, and sometimes I use that modality, making it look as uninteresting as possible
(For today it actually was "work out how to use WU S3cvr3", but I found how to implement a few more time-wasting complaints beforehand!) |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:33 am |
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.....when a friend stops by and asks what you're doing on the computer and you realize you don't have a single tab open in FF that isn't related to baiting in some way. (Sitekilling actually.) And you have 14 tabs open. |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:12 pm |
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You know you've been baiting for too long when you begin to use the word "receipt" as either a verb or an adjective. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Posted:
Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:05 pm |
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When you see this and wonder how to change 'keep' for 'run'
Not to mention explaining, or trying to explain, to your Driver Instructor just what you are taking the picture for in the first place.
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_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:20 pm |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
or trying to explain, to your Driver Instructor just what you are taking the picture for in the first place.
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... and just had to stop the car on the middle of a railroad crossing
Great pic |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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create
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Oct 2005
Posts: 266
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Posted:
Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:50 pm |
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When you set up a new yahoo to forward to a new gmail account and set the gmail account to 'send as' the yahoo account......
So your girl friend can send emails from yahoo (apparently) while hiding her IP.
When you answer your RL mobile in a hi pitched upper class English accent when your Irish mother calls...
When you go to London and the main attraction is the webcam in Covent Garden |
_________________ "we are not like others, cos winning is a natural phenomenon, and we dont deal with abstracts." lotto lad |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:21 pm |
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.. when you realize it has become a habit starting your laptop even before you hit the coffee machine on/off button every morning before going to work. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:45 pm |
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a month ago me and my girlfriend decided to go on holiday together. we booked it and then went shopping for some extra clothes etc. We found a place selling pith helmets and the girl told me i should get one (apparently she thought i would look funny wearing one)- she looked very puzzled when i told her that i wasnt allowed one until i'd "sent a lad on safari" |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:54 pm |
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I am not sure when I started sending out emails with "remain bless" fom my work address |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:27 am |
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tyme_wastr
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 34
Location: In the Marmalade Sky
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:01 am |
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One day this week my neighbor comes across the street, knocks on door and I pretend that I'm not home. |
I do that to my neighbors all the time!
I haven't baited much (just a few back and forth emails so far), but find myself working out storylines and stopping work to write them down in a (quickly growing) notepad!
Is this normal??? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:06 am |
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PotatoPuff
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 4
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Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:45 am |
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Although I don't bait right now, I do lurk quite a bit here. Recently, my canadian passport expired, and I wondered seriously if I should photoshop a scan of it to add to the baiters' toolkit! (Yes, I do still have it and if anyone needs something done with it, just let me know!) |
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 621
Location: Standing on the edge, looking down
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Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:36 am |
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You know you've baited too long when :
You tell someone at work "it will be ready tomorrow" the day before you fly to Turkey for a fortnight.
You come back from Turkey and insist you sent it.
You use the term "ooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in an email
You know more lads than friends |
_________________ "stop insulting me,am a God fearing christain,I don't like it"
"we wanted to defeat the devil ,which we have done ,you are now the problem"
Lagos to Cotonou and Lagos to Kumasi x19
get your baiting forms here |
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iamthewalrus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 49
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:09 pm |
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when your boyfriend tells you he picked you up a present from the post office...and it's a leaflet about moneygram
and that's only after 2 months, poor bloke |
_________________ x2
Yes My doctor has tried adminstering porridge (Mrs Joy, cancer patient)
So don’t insist to discuss monetary issues with me (Barr Fred J0nes, lawyer with a heart) |
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microburst
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2008
Posts: 106
Location: The NY METS are my favorite squadron
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Posted:
Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:46 pm |
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I'm relatively new but I can tell i've been baiting too much lately.
A lot of my baiter characters use broken english and it's starting to become a habit in my writing, I've caught myself omitting the word "the" and "a" and using the wrong conjugations of verbs a few times in documents I write for work..
Also when I send casual emails to co-workers about mundane work related stuff, I horse around on the emails saying "please treat this matter as urgent and reply urgently" |
_________________ "U WILL GO TO THE HOTTEST PLACE IN HELL" - E. She1k
"They also confessed that they have been rubbing for years..." - D. W4siu
"...how can you still believe that a normal human being like me fornicate with an animal" -D. W4siu
"i was crazy looking for you at the airport that very moment you arrive..." -J3ffy Kw4me
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:51 pm |
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I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to use 100% Risky Free on a budget analysis for my boss. In light of the financial difficulties in the US, that would of course be helpful. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:52 am |
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We had Supper with some friends and we was imagining setting in a computer chair for 8 hrs.
Lovey gave me a wink!
I'm sorry, I can't lead this couple to 419, because she would humiliate me. I like him, but she would find a way. |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:24 am |
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When you go on holiday to a distant and foreign country, and your holiday pictures consist of, 2 shots of elephants bathing in the Mekong, 1 shot (out of focus ) of a forgotten temple somewhere, 3 shots of ethnic people doing something that you can't remember anymore, and 247 pics of Western Union Offices in strange and really weird places |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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