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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:04 am |
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I got a standard loan lad letter, and my question was:
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Dear Mr. Cobbs, I would like to start a business that involves shutting down internet scammers, as they prey on innocent people. Can I get a loan for this purpose?
Sincerely,
En1d A. 8ath |
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Good day, Sequel to your mail, you can get a loan for the requested purpose. Do get back to us with the exact amount you shall be needing as a loan so we can get your application started. RegardsG.cobbs
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If only it were true. |
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Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:31 am |
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$419,000 sounds like a good amount to start with. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:18 pm |
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Looks like a good opportunity to let the lad know exactly what you think of him in a wickedly nice way in that loan app.  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:32 pm |
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That just goes to prove that lads don't read initial replies, hence the reason for keeping them short. Either that, our he's stupid. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:03 am |
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Of course the response is pure script copied and pasted by a minion, but it does give you some more fun when you start arguing further down the line once the script has run out  |
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