Red hot poker up the a*** anyone?

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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:41 pm

It's also funny when a lad takes a "suggestion" from a baiter-lad and doesn't just run with it - he super-charges it. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:49 pm

I like what you have done. your lad should seriously look at a career in comedy.

i do happen to know a talent agency he could contact Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

This could get messy folks: (from the kidnapper)

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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:21 pm

This guy seriously needs psychological help! Shocked

He is enjoying the descriptive passages far too much.

(Although, I'm waiting for him to type you a decent-looking - for him - email with both eyes gone.)

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:42 pm

A hot rod up the old bunghole, huh?

I guess that's torture for most, but a hot date for others. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 pm

I wonder if we'll get both ears and his nose sent to us in a little white box? Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

My lad informs me that events have taken a further disturbing turn overnight:

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Remarkably, he finished this message off with no fewer than 23 "floods of tears" emoticons, in case I hadn't got the point that he was upset.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:14 am

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This time they are going to begin by pouring pepperish-water solution in his anus Shocked

and his remaining eye left!

I almost pissed myself. Shouldn't it be his remaing eye right? Confused

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:45 am

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...he just ordered one of this men to remove the handcuff on me

As torture goes it doesn't seem too bad. At least they took his handcuffs off so he could type his pleading letter, and they kindly haven't cut off his internet access. Now that would be torture!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:49 am

Great hilarious bait! (I had to explain to my co-workers what I was laughing about...)
This guy is really completely mad... apart from a very strange fetish or two...
Make sure he keeps sending detailed reports of the torturing as I guess it will take a bit longer for the money to arrive... Smile

Were is he from anyway? Is this moron really in Pakistan?

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:39 pm

This bait made me laugh a lot. Laughing

Some people have an obsession with their..private body parts...What we have here seems like a fine example.
I can't wait to see what this lad will write next ... Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Another dawn, another day of buttock-clenching agony to look forward to... Very Happy

Let's hope the torturer is as good as his word:

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One of my other characters has been gee-ing up my lad with some sick suggestions, so we'll see if any of these make their way into his modalities. And yes, I realise that this bait is beginning to say as much about me as about my lad... Embarassed

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:35 am

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And yes, I realise that this bait is beginning to say as much about me as about my lad...

Welcome to the Dark Side, required reading: Justine, The Story of O, and Clockwork Orange,

report to Eight after recess for a brief lesson in whip therapy Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

While we're waiting for the latest anal update, I have thought of a game we could all play that might be quite fun.

Why doesn't everyone post the most perverse/repulsive/inconceivable torture they can imagine. I will pick the most amusing ones and plant them in my lad's mind via my scamming attorney character, and we'll see if we can get any of them adopted by the torturer. The prize will be the admiration of your 419-eater peers (at least those of them who are not psychiatrists, counsellors etc).

Could be a laugh.

N

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:12 am

Not really torture, just a gruesome form of execution... the old Norse Blood Eagle.

From Wiki:

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The Blood Eagle was reportedly a method of torture and execution that is sometimes mentioned in Norse saga literature. It was performed by cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking the ribs so they resembled blood-stained wings, and pulling the lungs out. Salt was sprinkled in the wounds.

expressed the wish to make a Blood Eagle of a Lad more than once.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:39 am

force him into self-cannibalism? perhaps a testicle or two if they haven't already been dealt with?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:21 pm

absolutely hilarious!! I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
BTW, I got the fava beans and Chianti reference. That same good doctor also did the Norse Blood Eagle on one of his victims. Maybe you could get him to swallow his own tongue.

Also, the image of a naked one-eyed man with peppered privates and bite marks dancing and dancing in front of maids and wives and such is almost too much.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Latest update from the torturer. I get the impression he's going through the motions (in more ways than one).

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Does anyone have any more suggestions for fiendish tortures we can suggest?

N

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:37 am

Ask for pics as proof, failing that, ask for an ear to be sent although that is sadly far to easy to acquire in some places.

There's not much more to add, your lad seems to have read every fetish BDSM How to Please Your Loved One Manual

Krafft-Ebbing may be willing to do a case study? Send a few forms to fill in asking all those nice Eater type questions before you'll send any money?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:22 am

Dear oh dear. How he did he let that happen to him? You need to have eyes in your a**e with some these torturers don't you?

If only he had a spare laying around somewhere, I could think of a good use for it. Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

There is a popular story that, lying on his deathbed, Oscar Wilde looked up at the wallpaper and said "Either it goes, or I do..."

My lad's idea of facing death with wit and dignity consists of sending me the following e-mail 32 (yes, thirty-two) times, under the heading "Point of Death":

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Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet Prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 91

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pepperish water

It cracks me up that in the midst of his heinous tales of cruelty, he continues to throw in this prissy phrase.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:17 pm

I'd like to see him swallow his remaining eye (after peppering it nicely, of course). Then, I would like to hear how he is somehow able to type his messages to you. There must be some way...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

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How much can you afford

Offer him five bucks. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Make him copulate with Rosie O'Donnell. I can think of no worse torture.

If that doesn't work, have him use the Pear Of Anguish!

Oh, you can only imagine what this little baby was used for. Find a hole, insert "Pear of Anguish" into the hole, turn screws and the Pear starts to expand.

Ouch.

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