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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:41 pm |
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It's also funny when a lad takes a "suggestion" from a baiter-lad and doesn't just run with it - he super-charges it. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:49 pm |
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I like what you have done. your lad should seriously look at a career in comedy.
i do happen to know a talent agency he could contact |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:00 pm |
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This could get messy folks: (from the kidnapper)
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:21 pm |
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This guy seriously needs psychological help!
He is enjoying the descriptive passages far too much.
(Although, I'm waiting for him to type you a decent-looking - for him - email with both eyes gone.) |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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BurntOutDragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 23
Location: North America
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:42 pm |
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A hot rod up the old bunghole, huh?
I guess that's torture for most, but a hot date for others. |
_________________ If I could ruin one scammers day, it's a day well spent |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 pm |
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I wonder if we'll get both ears and his nose sent to us in a little white box? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:06 am |
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My lad informs me that events have taken a further disturbing turn overnight:
Remarkably, he finished this message off with no fewer than 23 "floods of tears" emoticons, in case I hadn't got the point that he was upset. |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:14 am |
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This time they are going to begin by pouring pepperish-water solution in his anus and his remaining eye left! |
I almost pissed myself. Shouldn't it be his remaing eye right? |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:45 am |
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...he just ordered one of this men to remove the handcuff on me |
As torture goes it doesn't seem too bad. At least they took his handcuffs off so he could type his pleading letter, and they kindly haven't cut off his internet access. Now that would be torture! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:49 am |
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Great hilarious bait! (I had to explain to my co-workers what I was laughing about...)
This guy is really completely mad... apart from a very strange fetish or two...
Make sure he keeps sending detailed reports of the torturing as I guess it will take a bit longer for the money to arrive...
Were is he from anyway? Is this moron really in Pakistan? |
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Ceres
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Posts: 59
Location: Over the rainbow
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:39 pm |
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This bait made me laugh a lot.
Some people have an obsession with their..private body parts...What we have here seems like a fine example.
I can't wait to see what this lad will write next ... |
_________________ Mrs. R0se: "Thank God You were not hamed by the horricane.
Strange message on my K7 : "COME BACK PARKER WE NEEEEED YOU!"
Cliford: "ARE YOU STUPID? " |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:29 am |
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Another dawn, another day of buttock-clenching agony to look forward to...
Let's hope the torturer is as good as his word:
One of my other characters has been gee-ing up my lad with some sick suggestions, so we'll see if any of these make their way into his modalities. And yes, I realise that this bait is beginning to say as much about me as about my lad... |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:35 am |
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And yes, I realise that this bait is beginning to say as much about me as about my lad... |
Welcome to the Dark Side, required reading: Justine, The Story of O, and Clockwork Orange,
report to Eight after recess for a brief lesson in whip therapy |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:51 am |
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While we're waiting for the latest anal update, I have thought of a game we could all play that might be quite fun.
Why doesn't everyone post the most perverse/repulsive/inconceivable torture they can imagine. I will pick the most amusing ones and plant them in my lad's mind via my scamming attorney character, and we'll see if we can get any of them adopted by the torturer. The prize will be the admiration of your 419-eater peers (at least those of them who are not psychiatrists, counsellors etc).
Could be a laugh.
N |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:12 am |
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Not really torture, just a gruesome form of execution... the old Norse Blood Eagle.
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The Blood Eagle was reportedly a method of torture and execution that is sometimes mentioned in Norse saga literature. It was performed by cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking the ribs so they resembled blood-stained wings, and pulling the lungs out. Salt was sprinkled in the wounds. |
expressed the wish to make a Blood Eagle of a Lad more than once. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:39 am |
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force him into self-cannibalism? perhaps a testicle or two if they haven't already been dealt with? |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:21 pm |
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absolutely hilarious!! I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
BTW, I got the fava beans and Chianti reference. That same good doctor also did the Norse Blood Eagle on one of his victims. Maybe you could get him to swallow his own tongue.
Also, the image of a naked one-eyed man with peppered privates and bite marks dancing and dancing in front of maids and wives and such is almost too much. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:29 am |
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Latest update from the torturer. I get the impression he's going through the motions (in more ways than one).
Does anyone have any more suggestions for fiendish tortures we can suggest?
N |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:37 am |
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Ask for pics as proof, failing that, ask for an ear to be sent although that is sadly far to easy to acquire in some places.
There's not much more to add, your lad seems to have read every fetish BDSM How to Please Your Loved One Manual
Krafft-Ebbing may be willing to do a case study? Send a few forms to fill in asking all those nice Eater type questions before you'll send any money? |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:22 am |
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Dear oh dear. How he did he let that happen to him? You need to have eyes in your a**e with some these torturers don't you?
If only he had a spare laying around somewhere, I could think of a good use for it. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:23 am |
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There is a popular story that, lying on his deathbed, Oscar Wilde looked up at the wallpaper and said "Either it goes, or I do..."
My lad's idea of facing death with wit and dignity consists of sending me the following e-mail 32 (yes, thirty-two) times, under the heading "Point of Death":
Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet Prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest... |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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KatieBuckeye
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
Posts: 91
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:03 pm |
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It cracks me up that in the midst of his heinous tales of cruelty, he continues to throw in this prissy phrase. |
_________________ What an American lady criminal, equal to Saddam Hussen. Dinning with Usaman Bin Laden and sleeping with Adolf Hitler.
- Barrister Eric Balfour
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To tell you the truth i doubt if you are the one who sent this message,what is related to me and
homosexual, you made me weak. - Mirian Zafar |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:17 pm |
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I'd like to see him swallow his remaining eye (after peppering it nicely, of course). Then, I would like to hear how he is somehow able to type his messages to you. There must be some way... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:40 pm |
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How much can you afford |
Offer him five bucks. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:47 pm |
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Make him copulate with Rosie O'Donnell. I can think of no worse torture.
If that doesn't work, have him use the Pear Of Anguish!
Oh, you can only imagine what this little baby was used for. Find a hole, insert "Pear of Anguish" into the hole, turn screws and the Pear starts to expand.
Ouch. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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