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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:56 am |
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My lad is upping the stakes in his kidnap modality by claiming that he is now being tortured by his captors:
Apart from the hysterical descriptions, I love the deliberate typos - and the fact that he can still keep his mind on the admin side of things, despite having only one eye and presumably clouds of smoke billowing out from his back passage!
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:05 am |
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How considerate of his captors to provide internet access so that he can have a little chat with his relatives whilst being tortured.
Absolutely hysterical..... |
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notobescammed
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:51 am |
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Ninastian wrote: |
horor!!!!!!!!! horror!!!! first he started with caressing my anus with hot rod inserted! |
Wonderful siggy material!
Good Stuff! |
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:09 pm |
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...my left eyes was removed... |
At least he's still got his right feet to type with, by the look of it. |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:38 pm |
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He should feel honoured - after all, a King of England met his death via a red-hot poker up the back passage! |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:58 pm |
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first he started with caressing my anus with hot rod inserted! |
that'll bring tears to your eyes...oops I meant eye. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Pity he doesn't have a webcam. It would make a fine trophy. |
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Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:26 pm |
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You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...
I have been contacted by my lad's kidnapper (a role played by my lad himself, of course) and told that if I pay him an extra several thousand dollars ransom, he will replace my lad's eye which he had earlier gouged out. I naturally wrote back expressing concern about how feasible this would be. Luckily the kidnapper was able to put my mind at rest:
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_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:33 pm |
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You haven't seen anything yet! |
Neither will the lad if this carries on...
Get him to send the eye!!!
Oh and ask if there's a 'two for the price of one' special. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:35 pm |
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He's keeping the eye in a warm DRY place?
Oh, yeah, that'll keep it safe. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:24 pm |
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I'm with Donato....get him to send you the eye, soonest. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:28 pm |
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My lad's anus is developing quite a personality of its own:
BTW I have passed the bank account details to Alan. |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:28 pm |
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I love where this is going.... Keep up the good work....
I'll keep my EYE on it |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:31 pm |
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I am having a hard time choosing what to comment on here.
I'll just go with: The verb "caress" doesn't really seem to fit the context. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:36 pm |
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i don't know whether to cry or laugh!! |
How in the hell laughing becomes an option I truly do not know..... |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:39 pm |
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This just in. My lad at least has a realistic understanding of his brain size...
I've got this fantastic mental picture of a stark naked one-eyed man with smoke coming out of his arse, desperately clinging on to a laptop and typing "stooooooooooop" as two burly kidnappers try to rip it out of his hands... |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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nyxalopes
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
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Location: U.S.
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:43 pm |
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"His eye has been kept in a warm and dry place- very well protected. This is what I have been advised by an optician who will put it back only on condition that I receive my money!! It becomes severely damaged if kept where it will attract dust etc! Or do you want me to send it to you? You haven't seen anything yet!"
Are you kidding me? Hi there, I am new to this site (I find it hilarious and think it is brilliant people are fighting back). First of all, they give their kidnappee internet access? Second, my son had to have his eye removed and we asked about transplant, and they said there is NO WAY an eye can be replaced/re-attatched. This is bullsh*t at it's best, and I am amazed that people fall for this. Kudos to everyone here for giving these guys what they deserve. I am still working up the courage to do it, I get 5 scam emails a day. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:50 pm |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:57 pm |
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^^^^^^
Actually I had this in mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:59 pm |
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Maybe you could tell him about the horrible paper cut that you got opening your paycheck today? Or how you bumped your head getting into your new Lexus? Or how aweful your wine tastes because some idiot chilled it too much? |
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:10 pm |
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^^^Or how the caterers were 5 minutes late with lunch and the Cordon Bleu was not served with saffroned rice. Just when you thought you've seen it all from the lads, one comes up with something like this. Just goes to show you have to keep an eye out for new modalities. |
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jreh
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 197
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:23 pm |
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the pain is centered in my brain cell |
I always knew that lads were quite stupid, but this sheds a new light on things. I used to say that if they had one more brain cell... they'd have one brain cell. Now I find out that they already have one to begin with... what'll they think of next? |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:26 pm |
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^^^^^^^^
jreh's photo is somehow apt. |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:52 pm |
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Its too funny
Poor lad getting such a bum deal |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:54 pm |
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This would be very interesting to see the picture of your lad bound up wearing an eye patch and a rod sticking out of his anus.
Perhaps you can request for a picture evidence... |
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